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Making your own way
in the world is hard very hard
but do it you must
Haiku # 30243, May 8, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 30242, May 8, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Welcome to real world
GM it doesn
Haiku # 30241, May 8, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
the way to be happy
no force vs. force
Haiku # 30240, May 8, 2003 12:19 am ET
by gm
need release from this
haiku helps a bit, but i'm
still trapped inside it
Haiku # 30239, May 8, 2003 12:13 am ET
by gm
Spamming with haiku
GM posts a lot of crap
Need attention, much?
Haiku # 30238, May 8, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
have this one friend who
knows not of my emotions
what is a friendship?
Haiku # 30237, May 8, 2003 12:10 am ET
by gm
relatively, I
have a good life, so why then
am i unhappy
Haiku # 30236, May 8, 2003 12:08 am ET
by gm
Your mom is a whore
Her tricks lack the spice of youth
She barely makes rent
Haiku # 30235, May 8, 2003 12:08 am ET
by Your mom
getting frantic, as
it gets later and later
can't get through to her
Haiku # 30234, May 8, 2003 12:06 am ET
by gm
frustration, anger
what did i do to deserve
the nice things i have
Haiku # 30233, May 8, 2003 12:05 am ET
by gm
don't know who i am
what i like, what i need, wish
someone could tell me
Haiku # 30232, May 7, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by gm
I am pendulum
Blame self, blame world, blame self
Always back and forth
Haiku # 30231, May 7, 2003 11:56 pm ET
by gm
Girl problems. Heh
I swear i was here before
A long time ago
Haiku # 30230, May 7, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by gm
angry music plays
it's not the lyrics I dig
it's the emotion
Haiku # 30229, May 7, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by gm
Banging head on wall
Can't figure out what is wrong
I come full circle
Haiku # 30228, May 7, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by gm
Misunderstood. But
is it my doing, or theirs?
Could use a good friend.
Haiku # 30227, May 7, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by gm
Beware, apprentice,
The Dark Side is seductive
Consume you, it will
Haiku # 30226, May 7, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by Korzak of Far, far away.
chemistry teacher
is a nazi, but it is
all for my own good
Haiku # 30225, May 7, 2003 11:47 pm ET
by gm
It is not death that humans fear
It is the way they are going to die
That fills them with regret
Haiku # 30224, May 7, 2003 8:28 pm ET
by Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of California
Just the other day
I heard a frenchman say "Singe."
Walking down the street
Haiku # 30223, May 7, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by A Student of Tu est une Singe, fou!
I just got a prize
But only because they chose
To give out four things
Haiku # 30222, May 7, 2003 6:10 pm ET
by A Student of Usually it's three and I'm a huge way away
Problem family:
The young boy slept with his step
mother and father
Haiku # 30221, May 7, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by A Student of Make of it what you will
life is but a dream,
which, upon awakening,
cannot be recalled.
Haiku # 30220, May 7, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by chris of america
I drag my mind out
of the gutter. With measured
concentration write
something good and clean
something worthy of my self
bugger, fuck, bum, tit
Haiku # 30219, May 7, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexualy frustrated
virgin hips swaying
a plump and durable ass
she was built to fuck
Haiku # 30218, May 7, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Gilded green beech woods
Sapphire bells rich as Rajas
Sea of wood bluebells
Haiku # 30217, May 7, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ocean blue sea gems
Long bands of blue beneath hedge
though far from the sea
Haiku # 30216, May 7, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
i release my hate
pissing all over the tile
of public restrooms
Haiku # 30215, May 7, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the life of a chef
the ones who want extra sauce
i cum on their food
Haiku # 30214, May 7, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a crying infant
echoing from a dumpster
i keep on walking
Haiku # 30213, May 7, 2003 2:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
with stunning good looks
a latent evil concealed
i shall fool them all
Haiku # 30212, May 7, 2003 2:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
everyone applauds
with a standing ovation
the unimpressive
Haiku # 30211, May 7, 2003 1:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (sheep are so easy to please)
i'm too young for this
i imagine my liver
swimming in vodka
Haiku # 30210, May 7, 2003 1:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (beckoning me like a tit)
how long can i last
in full blown sobriety
oh god, give me strength
Haiku # 30209, May 7, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a shameless voyuer
pressing my ears to the wall
the sound of bed springs
Haiku # 30208, May 7, 2003 1:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a crass offender
writing in tautologies
that last poem sucked ass
Haiku # 30207, May 7, 2003 1:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (mr. redundant)
falling down the stairs
unable to break his fall
a wizened old man
Haiku # 30206, May 7, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the comic injustice of the elderly)
i can't feel too blue
when i'm here, where i belong
my hand in granny
Haiku # 30205, May 7, 2003 11:48 am ET
by Drophammer
trembling sphincter
moist, dripping, stretched gaping wide
now just hold it there
Haiku # 30204, May 7, 2003 11:44 am ET
by Drophammer
Where is the ex go?
Off to hose other guys with money.
What whores often go for.
Haiku # 30203, May 7, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
"Can I play with it?"
"Why, most certainly." "Not that,
"I mean your moustache."
Haiku # 30202, May 7, 2003 9:46 am ET
by A Student of I don't have a moustache but if I did that would happen
A big, pink device
Huge pulsating mothership
Please take me with you
Haiku # 30201, May 7, 2003 9:43 am ET
by A Student of Und den nette Mann nimmt die Frau aus
.........the azure ocean
so calm with shimmering waves me a sunburn
Haiku # 30200, May 7, 2003 9:08 am ET
by ronin of shootimreallylosingmytouch
.......sorry there, old poo(p)'s what not you think I am (?)
....i have returned, yes (sigh*)

(i keep using the yes to complete
...............the 5-7-5)
Haiku # 30199, May 7, 2003 9:03 am ET
by ronin of comiccombustionyourassbigmouth
yes, indeed, redneck
you can do us a favor
by dropping like dead
Haiku # 30198, May 7, 2003 8:58 am ET
by ronin of andmakeitfastplease
Comic combustion
Is it bird, is it a plane
No its super ASH
Haiku # 30197, May 7, 2003 8:58 am ET
by William Nippress
.......i like the texture
and the shades of ocres and
....tans and yellows. too
Haiku # 30196, May 7, 2003 8:55 am ET
by ronin
....a fucking redneck
romping silly in the field
...makes a good target
Haiku # 30195, May 7, 2003 8:52 am ET
by ronin
......moments of frailties,
frozen in time, make good so-
.........lid evidence, sir

(shoot, i gotta brush up on my
Haiku # 30194, May 7, 2003 8:50 am ET
by ronin
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