Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 157 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t
Haiku # 30301, May 9, 2003 4:02 am ET
by W
I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
life
Haiku # 30300, May 9, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out
Haiku # 30299, May 9, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?
Haiku # 30298, May 9, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks
Haiku # 30297, May 9, 2003 3:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women
Haiku # 30296, May 9, 2003 3:40 am ET
by William Nippress
A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers
Haiku # 30295, May 9, 2003 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece
Haiku # 30294, May 9, 2003 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey
Haiku # 30293, May 9, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.
Haiku # 30292, May 8, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes
Haiku # 30291, May 8, 2003 6:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated
Haiku # 30290, May 8, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive
Haiku # 30289, May 8, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 30288, May 8, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet
Haiku # 30287, May 8, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days
Haiku # 30286, May 8, 2003 6:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn
Haiku # 30285, May 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god
Haiku # 30284, May 8, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style
Haiku # 30283, May 8, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground
Haiku # 30282, May 8, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Last time this happened I went out and got run over to avoid it (probably, my subconscious mind is like that)
I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)
Haiku # 30281, May 8, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by A Student of Not to mention the fact that I'm also supposed to be revising
You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.
Haiku # 30280, May 8, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?
Haiku # 30279, May 8, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.
Haiku # 30278, May 8, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.
Haiku # 30277, May 8, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial
Haiku # 30276, May 8, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast
Haiku # 30275, May 8, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester
Haiku # 30274, May 8, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
I've got five hours
To do something that was planned
To take me seven
Haiku # 30273, May 8, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by A Student of When working as part of a large group
BALONEY SAMMICHESS!!!!
HAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Haiku # 30272, May 8, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do no labs when
I still have german and the
Design project on
Haiku # 30271, May 8, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by A Student of Less free time most of the year, much less for a bit of it
Who would be faster?
Michael Schumacher or a
monkey with twelve legs?
Haiku # 30270, May 8, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by A Student of Something to think about
and this year's award
for best haiku emetic
this entire page
Haiku # 30269, May 8, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (crap-o-rama)
Never consider
Never considering life's
Considerations
Haiku # 30268, May 8, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Matthew of Lafayette, IN
Been to Norway lots
of times but never Burgen.
Seen Loch
Haiku # 30267, May 8, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
six pack on the wall,
calling my name to imbibe it,
so i friggin drink it
Haiku # 30266, May 8, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by barney fife of mayburry
french fries have often killed me,
in my dreams, no speculation,
only an angry french fry with a
knife or gun...chasing me thru the
mean streets of compton
Haiku # 30265, May 8, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by amnan of compton, ca
sitting at my desk,
looking on line for porno,
i found an 80 year old woman
she is hot, i must have her
and give her what i got
Haiku # 30264, May 8, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You all suck....get out of
my web site!!
Haiku # 30263, May 8, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A long, narrow, deep
inlet of the sea between
steep glacier slopes.
Haiku # 30262, May 8, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
If you are unsure
What is meant by word FJORD
Drop into Google.
Haiku # 30261, May 8, 2003 1:15 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Bergen, Norway
Sitting at my desk
Looking online for FJORDS
I should quit my job
Haiku # 30260, May 8, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
Matter causes pain for us,
The sum of all injury and hate,
Matter scrapes souls into hell.
Haiku # 30259, May 8, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I don
Haiku # 30258, May 8, 2003 9:08 am ET
by William Nippress
School is no mater
It may teach you pointless stuff
But just think of this
Haiku # 30257, May 8, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Your father never made love to the school (unless he's a concrete fetishist)
What is this "mater"
I wonder because school is one
School would help explain the matter
Haiku # 30256, May 8, 2003 6:50 am ET
by searle of thinking of breasts
School is a mater
of investment, your time for
a much better life
Haiku # 30255, May 8, 2003 6:24 am ET
by William Nippress
how does a troll sign out of here?
Haiku # 30254, May 8, 2003 5:39 am ET
by ronin of trollforestwithscottandAP
If you get kicked by
life often enough you start
to understand it
Haiku # 30253, May 8, 2003 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
.........ocean in deep blue
crystal waves in white shimmers
......burning one's back red
Haiku # 30252, May 8, 2003 5:32 am ET
by ronin of ahem
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