Monkeys are better
At haiku than anyone
They laugh at our poems
by A Student of They were obviously taking the piss, or pissing on the typewriter
Yaaaayyy meeeeeeeeeeeee
I am annoying..yaaayyy meeee
Yaaayyyyyy meeeeee
I am Mr. annoying person
yaaayyyyyyy
yaaaayyy meeeeeeee
by Anonymous Poet
William Nippress
Nippress William
Wippress Nilliam
Nilliam Wippress
Mailliw Sserppin
Sserppin Mailliw
yayyy me...i rock...yaaayyyy
trouble inna hood bowwweeeeeyyy
by Anonymous Poet
BALONEY SAMMICHES!!!!
HA, HA, HAAAAAA!!!
WHERE IS SF NOW?????
HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by Anonymous Poet
........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in golden hues
.........mount fuji in white
by ronin
..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white shimmers
...........a severe sunburn
by ronin
giving permission
submitting is a pleasure
go hell for leather
by mellie, I know MY place :-)
Anyway it sounds
To me as though you were sub-
Miting to enjoy
by William Nippress
So sorry Mellie
Didn
by William Nippress
Disappointed but
I knew you
by William Nippress
Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some
by A Student of And come on, don't we all do those things at times?
was knocked off my spot
because I did not submit
I've learned my lesson
by mellie
the smell of leather
comforted by sweet leather
welts belts sweat lather
by mellie
Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t
by W
I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
life
by William Nippress
Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out
by William Nippress
I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?
by William Nippress
But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks
by William Nippress
He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women
by William Nippress
A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers
by William Nippress
Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece
by William Nippress
Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey
by William Nippress
Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.
by RockLizard of the Universe
Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes
by William Nippress
Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated
by William Nippress
Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive
by William Nippress
I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet
by William Nippress
Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days
by William Nippress
Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn
by William Nippress
the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god
by sexually frustrated
i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style
by sexually frustrated
Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground
by A Student of Last time this happened I went out and got run over to avoid it (probably, my subconscious mind is like that)
I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)
by A Student of Not to mention the fact that I'm also supposed to be revising
You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.
by Bubba Zephyr
What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?
by William Nippress
I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.
by Bubba Zephyr
I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.
by Bubba Zephyr
ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial
by sexually frustrated
We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast
by William Nippress
Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester
by RockLizard of the Universe
I've got five hours
To do something that was planned
To take me seven
by A Student of When working as part of a large group
BALONEY SAMMICHESS!!!!
HAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Why do no labs when
I still have german and the
Design project on
by A Student of Less free time most of the year, much less for a bit of it
Who would be faster?
Michael Schumacher or a
monkey with twelve legs?
by A Student of Something to think about
and this year's award
for best haiku emetic
this entire page
by sexually frustrated (crap-o-rama)
Never consider
Never considering life's
Considerations
by Matthew of Lafayette, IN
Been to Norway lots
of times but never Burgen.
Seen Loch
by William Nippress
six pack on the wall,
calling my name to imbibe it,
so i friggin drink it
by barney fife of mayburry
french fries have often killed me,
in my dreams, no speculation,
only an angry french fry with a
knife or gun...chasing me thru the
mean streets of compton
by amnan of compton, ca
