It appears Rumfeld
Was on the board of company
that sold the nuclear
Reactors to Guess who

Just how dangerous
is he now, perhaps more than
we possibly know

Triumphant he screams
Leaping from each still body
He dances a jig
You

Punishing himself
He pushes hard to the edge
of complete madness
His finger hovers
above the large red button
He has the power
He spray paints the whole
inside of his bunker with
Saddam Husain rules

Looking out of the
window the hawthorn blossom
Cream heads in full bloom

Alfred Nobel who
invented Dynamite gave
his money away

Calculating odds
He places bet, its Mellie
to win Nobel Prize

"Can you hear me now??"
<---monkey with banana

Seven hour day
But I had only four and
I didn't finish

Monkeys are better
At haiku than anyone
They laugh at our poems

Yaaaayyy meeeeeeeeeeeee
I am annoying..yaaayyy meeee
Yaaayyyyyy meeeeee
I am Mr. annoying person
yaaayyyyyyy
yaaaayyy meeeeeeee

William Nippress
Nippress William
Wippress Nilliam
Nilliam Wippress
Mailliw Sserppin
Sserppin Mailliw
yayyy me...i rock...yaaayyyy
trouble inna hood bowwweeeeeyyy

BALONEY SAMMICHES!!!!
HA, HA, HAAAAAA!!!
WHERE IS SF NOW?????
HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in golden hues
.........mount fuji in white

..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white shimmers
...........a severe sunburn

giving permission
submitting is a pleasure
go hell for leather

Anyway it sounds
To me as though you were sub-
Miting to enjoy

So sorry Mellie
Didn

Disappointed but
I knew you

Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some

was knocked off my spot
because I did not submit
I've learned my lesson

the smell of leather
comforted by sweet leather
welts belts sweat lather

Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t

I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
life

Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out

I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?

But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks

He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women

A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers

Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece

Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey

Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.

Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes

Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated

Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive

I

I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet

Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days

Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn

the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god

i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style

Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground

I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)

You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.

What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?

I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.

I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.

ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial

We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast

Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester