Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 151 Days and 77031 Haiku later...

Calculating odds
He places bet, its Mellie
to win Nobel Prize
Haiku # 30317, May 9, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Can you hear me now??"
<---monkey with banana
Haiku # 30316, May 9, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Seven hour day
But I had only four and
I didn't finish
Haiku # 30315, May 9, 2003 11:47 am ET
by A Student of Don't mock people who copy, your work may take a lot of brain power to figure out
Monkeys are better
At haiku than anyone
They laugh at our poems
Haiku # 30314, May 9, 2003 11:46 am ET
by A Student of They were obviously taking the piss, or pissing on the typewriter
Yaaaayyy meeeeeeeeeeeee
I am annoying..yaaayyy meeee
Yaaayyyyyy meeeeee
I am Mr. annoying person
yaaayyyyyyy
yaaaayyy meeeeeeee
Haiku # 30313, May 9, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
William Nippress
Nippress William
Wippress Nilliam
Nilliam Wippress
Mailliw Sserppin
Sserppin Mailliw
yayyy me...i rock...yaaayyyy
trouble inna hood bowwweeeeeyyy
Haiku # 30312, May 9, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
BALONEY SAMMICHES!!!!
HA, HA, HAAAAAA!!!
WHERE IS SF NOW?????
HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Haiku # 30311, May 9, 2003 11:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in golden hues
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30310, May 9, 2003 10:21 am ET
by ronin
..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white shimmers
...........a severe sunburn
Haiku # 30309, May 9, 2003 10:08 am ET
by ronin
giving permission
submitting is a pleasure
go hell for leather
Haiku # 30308, May 9, 2003 10:08 am ET
by mellie, I know MY place :-)
Anyway it sounds
To me as though you were sub-
Miting to enjoy
Haiku # 30307, May 9, 2003 9:22 am ET
by William Nippress
So sorry Mellie
Didn
Haiku # 30306, May 9, 2003 9:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Disappointed but
I knew you
Haiku # 30305, May 9, 2003 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some
Haiku # 30304, May 9, 2003 4:54 am ET
by A Student of And come on, don't we all do those things at times?
was knocked off my spot
because I did not submit
I've learned my lesson
Haiku # 30303, May 9, 2003 4:26 am ET
by mellie
the smell of leather
comforted by sweet leather
welts belts sweat lather
Haiku # 30302, May 9, 2003 4:23 am ET
by mellie
Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t
Haiku # 30301, May 9, 2003 4:02 am ET
by W
I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
life
Haiku # 30300, May 9, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out
Haiku # 30299, May 9, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?
Haiku # 30298, May 9, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks
Haiku # 30297, May 9, 2003 3:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women
Haiku # 30296, May 9, 2003 3:40 am ET
by William Nippress
A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers
Haiku # 30295, May 9, 2003 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece
Haiku # 30294, May 9, 2003 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey
Haiku # 30293, May 9, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.
Haiku # 30292, May 8, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes
Haiku # 30291, May 8, 2003 6:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated
Haiku # 30290, May 8, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive
Haiku # 30289, May 8, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 30288, May 8, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet
Haiku # 30287, May 8, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days
Haiku # 30286, May 8, 2003 6:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn
Haiku # 30285, May 8, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god
Haiku # 30284, May 8, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style
Haiku # 30283, May 8, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground
Haiku # 30282, May 8, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Last time this happened I went out and got run over to avoid it (probably, my subconscious mind is like that)
I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)
Haiku # 30281, May 8, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by A Student of Not to mention the fact that I'm also supposed to be revising
You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.
Haiku # 30280, May 8, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?
Haiku # 30279, May 8, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.
Haiku # 30278, May 8, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.
Haiku # 30277, May 8, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial
Haiku # 30276, May 8, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast
Haiku # 30275, May 8, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester
Haiku # 30274, May 8, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
I've got five hours
To do something that was planned
To take me seven
Haiku # 30273, May 8, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by A Student of When working as part of a large group
BALONEY SAMMICHESS!!!!
HAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Haiku # 30272, May 8, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do no labs when
I still have german and the
Design project on
Haiku # 30271, May 8, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by A Student of Less free time most of the year, much less for a bit of it
Who would be faster?
Michael Schumacher or a
monkey with twelve legs?
Haiku # 30270, May 8, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by A Student of Something to think about
and this year's award
for best haiku emetic
this entire page
Haiku # 30269, May 8, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (crap-o-rama)
Never consider
Never considering life's
Considerations
Haiku # 30268, May 8, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Matthew of Lafayette, IN
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