Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 214 Days and 77130 Haiku later...

stink cunt juice pussy snatch fuck
twat stank smelly clit fishy cheese
Haiku # 30345, May 10, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seventeen sylla-
bles, arbitrarily div-
ided, ain't haiku
Haiku # 30344, May 10, 2003 9:31 am ET
by ash
it is addictive
hit submit hit submit hit
what was that ronin?
Haiku # 30343, May 10, 2003 6:25 am ET
by mellie
Mate of mine off to
Marrahesh tomorrow night
Sitting in a bar
overlooking the
Jemaa el Fna, snake charmers,
Acrobats, juggler
Haiku # 30342, May 10, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
The smell of barbecued
Goat in Istanbul, cardamom coffee
the bazaar spices
Haiku # 30341, May 10, 2003 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I remember the
smell of the pine trees high up
in Gredos mountains
Haiku # 30340, May 10, 2003 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
I can remember
The smell of fresh cut grass when
flying in from Saudi
to Abu Dhabi
Haiku # 30339, May 10, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Steam trains, coal, rain
Damp woods, sea breeze, new books, food
New rubber, endless
Haiku # 30338, May 10, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Or babies, why do
they smell so good to a man
Primal protection?
Haiku # 30337, May 10, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Special smells like the
smell of a woman, so great
draws my attention
Haiku # 30336, May 10, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Smells and tastes have such
control over me, like that
first gulp of cold beer
Haiku # 30335, May 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
The strong hairy chest
A masculine trait to have
Bragable, indeed
Haiku # 30334, May 10, 2003 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white crystals
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30333, May 10, 2003 12:39 am ET
by ronin@ithinkigotit
.......jesus, first mellie
and now, Anonnymous Phuck outta here, fast
Haiku # 30332, May 10, 2003 12:33 am ET
by ronin of zipmeupscottiepzzztpzzzt
Skin crawling with bugs
itches and twitches
I cant see them but they are there
Haiku # 30331, May 9, 2003 11:52 pm ET
by searle of questionable sanity
a larger lager
bludgeon with a hard cosh
ahh I ducked missed it
Haiku # 30330, May 9, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by mellie, wanting....ahhhh
lizard's frustration
universally painful
grandma gets some cock
Haiku # 30329, May 9, 2003 8:52 pm ET
by mellie
nancy pamela
candy babes enlarge penis
it keeps on coming
Haiku # 30328, May 9, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by mellie, how do they know I want a lager one ?
Oh, Microsoft Word!
You are the bringer of
all my frustration.
Haiku # 30327, May 9, 2003 6:44 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
Hooray for Janis
Three cheers and hip hip Hooray
High dedication
Haiku # 30326, May 9, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bad haiku server
Gets a nice memory upgrade
Hooray for Janis
Haiku # 30325, May 9, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
in the cattle car
lost in the maddening crush
going who knows where
Haiku # 30324, May 9, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
It appears Rumfeld
Was on the board of company
that sold the nuclear
Reactors to Guess who
Haiku # 30323, May 9, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just how dangerous
is he now, perhaps more than
we possibly know
Haiku # 30322, May 9, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Triumphant he screams
Leaping from each still body
He dances a jig
Haiku # 30321, May 9, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Punishing himself
He pushes hard to the edge
of complete madness
His finger hovers
above the large red button
He has the power
He spray paints the whole
inside of his bunker with
Saddam Husain rules
Haiku # 30320, May 9, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looking out of the
window the hawthorn blossom
Cream heads in full bloom
Haiku # 30319, May 9, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Alfred Nobel who
invented Dynamite gave
his money away

Haiku # 30318, May 9, 2003 2:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Calculating odds
He places bet, its Mellie
to win Nobel Prize
Haiku # 30317, May 9, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Can you hear me now??"
<---monkey with banana
Haiku # 30316, May 9, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Seven hour day
But I had only four and
I didn't finish
Haiku # 30315, May 9, 2003 11:47 am ET
by A Student of Don't mock people who copy, your work may take a lot of brain power to figure out
Monkeys are better
At haiku than anyone
They laugh at our poems
Haiku # 30314, May 9, 2003 11:46 am ET
by A Student of They were obviously taking the piss, or pissing on the typewriter
Yaaaayyy meeeeeeeeeeeee
I am annoying..yaaayyy meeee
Yaaayyyyyy meeeeee
I am Mr. annoying person
yaaaayyy meeeeeeee
Haiku # 30313, May 9, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
William Nippress
Nippress William
Wippress Nilliam
Nilliam Wippress
Mailliw Sserppin
Sserppin Mailliw
yayyy me...i rock...yaaayyyy
trouble inna hood bowwweeeeeyyy
Haiku # 30312, May 9, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 30311, May 9, 2003 11:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in golden hues
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30310, May 9, 2003 10:21 am ET
by ronin
..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white shimmers
...........a severe sunburn
Haiku # 30309, May 9, 2003 10:08 am ET
by ronin
giving permission
submitting is a pleasure
go hell for leather
Haiku # 30308, May 9, 2003 10:08 am ET
by mellie, I know MY place :-)
Anyway it sounds
To me as though you were sub-
Miting to enjoy
Haiku # 30307, May 9, 2003 9:22 am ET
by William Nippress
So sorry Mellie
Haiku # 30306, May 9, 2003 9:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Disappointed but
I knew you
Haiku # 30305, May 9, 2003 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some
Haiku # 30304, May 9, 2003 4:54 am ET
by A Student of And come on, don't we all do those things at times?
was knocked off my spot
because I did not submit
I've learned my lesson
Haiku # 30303, May 9, 2003 4:26 am ET
by mellie
the smell of leather
comforted by sweet leather
welts belts sweat lather
Haiku # 30302, May 9, 2003 4:23 am ET
by mellie
Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t
Haiku # 30301, May 9, 2003 4:02 am ET
by W
I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
Haiku # 30300, May 9, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out
Haiku # 30299, May 9, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?
Haiku # 30298, May 9, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks
Haiku # 30297, May 9, 2003 3:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women
Haiku # 30296, May 9, 2003 3:40 am ET
by William Nippress
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