I can remember
The smell of fresh cut grass when
flying in from Saudi
to Abu Dhabi
There

Steam trains, coal, rain
Damp woods, sea breeze, new books, food
New rubber, endless

Or babies, why do
they smell so good to a man
Primal protection?

Special smells like the
smell of a woman, so great
draws my attention

Smells and tastes have such
control over me, like that
first gulp of cold beer

The strong hairy chest
A masculine trait to have
Bragable, indeed

.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white crystals
.........mount fuji in white

.......jesus, first mellie
and now, Anonnymous Phuck
......im outta here, fast

Skin crawling with bugs
itches and twitches
I cant see them but they are there

a larger lager
bludgeon with a hard cosh
ahh I ducked missed it

lizard's frustration
universally painful
grandma gets some cock

nancy pamela
candy babes enlarge penis
it keeps on coming

Oh, Microsoft Word!
You are the bringer of
all my frustration.

Hooray for Janis
Three cheers and hip hip Hooray
High dedication

Bad haiku server
Gets a nice memory upgrade
Hooray for Janis

in the cattle car
lost in the maddening crush
going who knows where

It appears Rumfeld
Was on the board of company
that sold the nuclear
Reactors to Guess who

Just how dangerous
is he now, perhaps more than
we possibly know

Triumphant he screams
Leaping from each still body
He dances a jig
You

Punishing himself
He pushes hard to the edge
of complete madness
His finger hovers
above the large red button
He has the power
He spray paints the whole
inside of his bunker with
Saddam Husain rules

Looking out of the
window the hawthorn blossom
Cream heads in full bloom

Alfred Nobel who
invented Dynamite gave
his money away

Calculating odds
He places bet, its Mellie
to win Nobel Prize

"Can you hear me now??"
<---monkey with banana

Seven hour day
But I had only four and
I didn't finish

Monkeys are better
At haiku than anyone
They laugh at our poems

Yaaaayyy meeeeeeeeeeeee
I am annoying..yaaayyy meeee
Yaaayyyyyy meeeeee
I am Mr. annoying person
yaaayyyyyyy
yaaaayyy meeeeeeee

William Nippress
Nippress William
Wippress Nilliam
Nilliam Wippress
Mailliw Sserppin
Sserppin Mailliw
yayyy me...i rock...yaaayyyy
trouble inna hood bowwweeeeeyyy

BALONEY SAMMICHES!!!!
HA, HA, HAAAAAA!!!
WHERE IS SF NOW?????
HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in golden hues
.........mount fuji in white

..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white shimmers
...........a severe sunburn

giving permission
submitting is a pleasure
go hell for leather

Anyway it sounds
To me as though you were sub-
Miting to enjoy

So sorry Mellie
Didn

Disappointed but
I knew you

Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some

was knocked off my spot
because I did not submit
I've learned my lesson

the smell of leather
comforted by sweet leather
welts belts sweat lather

Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t

I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
life

Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out

I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?

But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks

He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women

A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers

Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece

Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey

Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.

Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes

Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated