A jive talking fool
Ever incessant haiku
Does he ever sleep?
by A Student of Ich habe die Kinder gestoßen
Tides pulled by the moon
Ninety eight percent water
What effect on man
by William Nippress
He cocks his leg, pee
by William Nippress
Squat down on all fours
He sniffs people
by William Nippress
Groaning and grunting
Led by the nose, he snuffles
His helpless urges
by William Nippress
Smells seem to have affects
One man led by his desires
Base but common scents
by William Nippress
Smell of female, pussy pheremone
Ankles behind her head
Wet and open for business
by Anonymous Poet
stink cunt juice pussy snatch fuck
twat stank smelly clit fishy cheese
by Anonymous Poet
seventeen sylla-
bles, arbitrarily div-
ided, ain't haiku
by ash
it is addictive
hit submit hit submit hit
what was that ronin?
by mellie
Mate of mine off to
Marrahesh tomorrow night
Sitting in a bar
overlooking the
Jemaa el Fna, snake charmers,
Acrobats, juggler
by William Nippress
The smell of barbecued
Goat in Istanbul, cardamom coffee
the bazaar spices
by William Nippress
I remember the
smell of the pine trees high up
in Gredos mountains
by William Nippress
I can remember
The smell of fresh cut grass when
flying in from Saudi
to Abu Dhabi
There
by William Nippress
Steam trains, coal, rain
Damp woods, sea breeze, new books, food
New rubber, endless
by William Nippress
Or babies, why do
they smell so good to a man
Primal protection?
by William Nippress
Special smells like the
smell of a woman, so great
draws my attention
by William Nippress
Smells and tastes have such
control over me, like that
first gulp of cold beer
by William Nippress
The strong hairy chest
A masculine trait to have
Bragable, indeed
by Anonymous Poet
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white crystals
.........mount fuji in white
by ronin@ithinkigotit
.......jesus, first mellie
and now, Anonnymous Phuck
......im outta here, fast
by ronin of zipmeupscottiepzzztpzzzt
Skin crawling with bugs
itches and twitches
I cant see them but they are there
by searle of questionable sanity
a larger lager
bludgeon with a hard cosh
ahh I ducked missed it
by mellie, wanting....ahhhh
lizard's frustration
universally painful
grandma gets some cock
by mellie
nancy pamela
candy babes enlarge penis
it keeps on coming
by mellie, how do they know I want a lager one ?
Oh, Microsoft Word!
You are the bringer of
all my frustration.
by RockLizard of the Universe
Hooray for Janis
Three cheers and hip hip Hooray
High dedication
by William Nippress
Bad haiku server
Gets a nice memory upgrade
Hooray for Janis
by Janis of Toronto
in the cattle car
lost in the maddening crush
going who knows where
by sexually frustrated
It appears Rumfeld
Was on the board of company
that sold the nuclear
Reactors to Guess who
by William Nippress
Just how dangerous
is he now, perhaps more than
we possibly know
by William Nippress
Triumphant he screams
Leaping from each still body
He dances a jig
You
by William Nippress
Punishing himself
He pushes hard to the edge
of complete madness
His finger hovers
above the large red button
He has the power
He spray paints the whole
inside of his bunker with
Saddam Husain rules
by William Nippress
Looking out of the
window the hawthorn blossom
Cream heads in full bloom
by William Nippress
Alfred Nobel who
invented Dynamite gave
his money away
by William Nippress
Calculating odds
He places bet, its Mellie
to win Nobel Prize
by William Nippress
"Can you hear me now??"
<---monkey with banana
by Anonymous Poet
Seven hour day
But I had only four and
I didn't finish
by A Student of Don't mock people who copy, your work may take a lot of brain power to figure out
Monkeys are better
At haiku than anyone
They laugh at our poems
by A Student of They were obviously taking the piss, or pissing on the typewriter
Yaaaayyy meeeeeeeeeeeee
I am annoying..yaaayyy meeee
Yaaayyyyyy meeeeee
I am Mr. annoying person
yaaayyyyyyy
yaaaayyy meeeeeeee
by Anonymous Poet
William Nippress
Nippress William
Wippress Nilliam
Nilliam Wippress
Mailliw Sserppin
Sserppin Mailliw
yayyy me...i rock...yaaayyyy
trouble inna hood bowwweeeeeyyy
by Anonymous Poet
BALONEY SAMMICHES!!!!
HA, HA, HAAAAAA!!!
WHERE IS SF NOW?????
HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by Anonymous Poet
........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in golden hues
.........mount fuji in white
by ronin
..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white shimmers
...........a severe sunburn
by ronin
giving permission
submitting is a pleasure
go hell for leather
by mellie, I know MY place :-)
Anyway it sounds
To me as though you were sub-
Miting to enjoy
by William Nippress
So sorry Mellie
Didn
by William Nippress
Disappointed but
I knew you
by William Nippress
Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some
by A Student of And come on, don't we all do those things at times?
