Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Setting yourself up
It
Haiku # 30368, May 11, 2003 5:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Most people no good looks
Most people not rich either
Such disappointment
Haiku # 30367, May 11, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Just why so shallow
Big problem generation
When middle aged
Haiku # 30366, May 11, 2003 5:33 am ET
by William Nippress
They say not about
Looks or money. Plain bloke talks
They just cut him dead
Haiku # 30365, May 11, 2003 5:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Ugly little dwarf
Rich guy, female eyes follow
Go figure that out
Haiku # 30364, May 11, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
What price for good looks
Chortling mildly Adonis
Female eyes follow
Haiku # 30363, May 11, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Softly calling clown
Swaggers across room
Dog jumps on my lap
Haiku # 30362, May 11, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Unprepared for Life
Our responsibilities
Imposed by a death
Haiku # 30361, May 11, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
I can
Haiku # 30360, May 11, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Just what do you say
Agree with him that he could die
Not so comforting
Haiku # 30359, May 11, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
An old man tells me
Just had triple heart bypass
Can see he
Haiku # 30358, May 11, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
The more bored I am
The longer the day seems to be
If so will I live longer?
Haiku # 30357, May 11, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Sleep what the hells sleep
Too much life, too little time
Not wasted in bed
(There are acceptations with bed)
Haiku # 30356, May 11, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
no toilet paper
but plenty of maxi pads
my wife will be mad
Haiku # 30355, May 10, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am so unique
a true individual
like everyone else
Haiku # 30354, May 10, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
A jive talking fool
Ever incessant haiku
Does he ever sleep?
Haiku # 30353, May 10, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Kinder gestoßen
Tides pulled by the moon
Ninety eight percent water
What effect on man
Haiku # 30352, May 10, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
He cocks his leg, pee
Haiku # 30351, May 10, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
Squat down on all fours
He sniffs people
Haiku # 30350, May 10, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Groaning and grunting
Led by the nose, he snuffles
His helpless urges
Haiku # 30349, May 10, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
Smells seem to have affects
One man led by his desires
Base but common scents
Haiku # 30348, May 10, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
You
Haiku # 30347, May 10, 2003 11:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Smell of female, pussy pheremone
Ankles behind her head
Wet and open for business
Haiku # 30346, May 10, 2003 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stink cunt juice pussy snatch fuck
twat stank smelly clit fishy cheese
Haiku # 30345, May 10, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seventeen sylla-
bles, arbitrarily div-
ided, ain't haiku
Haiku # 30344, May 10, 2003 9:31 am ET
by ash
it is addictive
hit submit hit submit hit
what was that ronin?
Haiku # 30343, May 10, 2003 6:25 am ET
by mellie
Mate of mine off to
Marrahesh tomorrow night
Sitting in a bar
overlooking the
Jemaa el Fna, snake charmers,
Acrobats, juggler
Haiku # 30342, May 10, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
The smell of barbecued
Goat in Istanbul, cardamom coffee
the bazaar spices
Haiku # 30341, May 10, 2003 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I remember the
smell of the pine trees high up
in Gredos mountains
Haiku # 30340, May 10, 2003 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
I can remember
The smell of fresh cut grass when
flying in from Saudi
to Abu Dhabi
There
Haiku # 30339, May 10, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Steam trains, coal, rain
Damp woods, sea breeze, new books, food
New rubber, endless
Haiku # 30338, May 10, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Or babies, why do
they smell so good to a man
Primal protection?
Haiku # 30337, May 10, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Special smells like the
smell of a woman, so great
draws my attention
Haiku # 30336, May 10, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Smells and tastes have such
control over me, like that
first gulp of cold beer
Haiku # 30335, May 10, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
The strong hairy chest
A masculine trait to have
Bragable, indeed
Haiku # 30334, May 10, 2003 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white crystals
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30333, May 10, 2003 12:39 am ET
by ronin@ithinkigotit
.......jesus, first mellie
and now, Anonnymous Phuck
......im outta here, fast
Haiku # 30332, May 10, 2003 12:33 am ET
by ronin of zipmeupscottiepzzztpzzzt
Skin crawling with bugs
itches and twitches
I cant see them but they are there
Haiku # 30331, May 9, 2003 11:52 pm ET
by searle of questionable sanity
a larger lager
bludgeon with a hard cosh
ahh I ducked missed it
Haiku # 30330, May 9, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by mellie, wanting....ahhhh
lizard's frustration
universally painful
grandma gets some cock
Haiku # 30329, May 9, 2003 8:52 pm ET
by mellie
nancy pamela
candy babes enlarge penis
it keeps on coming
Haiku # 30328, May 9, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by mellie, how do they know I want a lager one ?
Oh, Microsoft Word!
You are the bringer of
all my frustration.
Haiku # 30327, May 9, 2003 6:44 pm ET
by RockLizard of the Universe
Hooray for Janis
Three cheers and hip hip Hooray
High dedication
Haiku # 30326, May 9, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bad haiku server
Gets a nice memory upgrade
Hooray for Janis
Haiku # 30325, May 9, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
in the cattle car
lost in the maddening crush
going who knows where
Haiku # 30324, May 9, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
It appears Rumfeld
Was on the board of company
that sold the nuclear
Reactors to Guess who
Haiku # 30323, May 9, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just how dangerous
is he now, perhaps more than
we possibly know
Haiku # 30322, May 9, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Triumphant he screams
Leaping from each still body
He dances a jig
You
Haiku # 30321, May 9, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Punishing himself
He pushes hard to the edge
of complete madness
His finger hovers
above the large red button
He has the power
He spray paints the whole
inside of his bunker with
Saddam Husain rules
Haiku # 30320, May 9, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looking out of the
window the hawthorn blossom
Cream heads in full bloom
Haiku # 30319, May 9, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
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