Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 198 Days and 77116 Haiku later...

..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in bright crystals
..........mount fuji in white
..(indiana is that you, old buddy)
Haiku # 30404, May 12, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ronin
A school of goldfish
swim in cool, muddy water.
A golden convoy.
Haiku # 30403, May 12, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Dave Kellogg of Louisiana
fuck fuckity fuck
fucking fucked fucks fuck fucker
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Haiku # 30402, May 12, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys have jobs too
Look at the republican
Party: sub-monkeys
Haiku # 30401, May 12, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Then again, the democrats aren't, well, better at all
I was looking too
but found I was too busy
no time for working
Haiku # 30400, May 12, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by mellie
looking for a job
independently wealthy
that must be the life...
Haiku # 30399, May 12, 2003 10:58 am ET
by tiger of vegas
les moments ennuyant
rien ne remue l'esprit de cette
chambre froide sombre
Haiku # 30398, May 12, 2003 10:40 am ET
by indiana
for quite a long while
sitting on top of the hill
as the river flowed
Haiku # 30397, May 12, 2003 10:25 am ET
by indiana
A cool green morning
Clouds passing hiding the sun
Green hills claim my gaze
Haiku # 30396, May 12, 2003 8:27 am ET
by William Nippress
A cool green morning
Clouds pass by sun hides from view
Hills still look stunning
Haiku # 30395, May 12, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Slaves to our gonads
We go where our penis points
Haiku # 30394, May 12, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
sold my soul down there
at those crossroads maybe so
again maybe not
Haiku # 30393, May 12, 2003 3:09 am ET
by mellie
down at the crossroads
maybe I sold my sould there
maybe I didn't
Haiku # 30392, May 12, 2003 3:06 am ET
by mellie
Urged to copulate
Fall in love/lust all the time
Like bees on flowers
Haiku # 30391, May 12, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Us men are stupid
Real suckers for punishment
Why do we do it?
Haiku # 30390, May 12, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Wrapped in cotton wool
We protect ourselves from love
Then see pretty girl
Haiku # 30389, May 12, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Love! Hurts falling in
Hurts even more falling out
Why so dam painful
Haiku # 30388, May 12, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress

quite familiar name
still casting the same old spell
on little hansel
Haiku # 30387, May 11, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by indiana
6 years and the memory has faded
I miss what we had but not you
young love, so intense so fragile
Haiku # 30386, May 11, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by searle of unable to find fresh inspiration
when i look at you i feel nothing
you look at me and cant see
worlds apart we keep passing
Haiku # 30385, May 11, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by searle of strolling through life
crossroads of chance
decisions based on past experience
am i moving forward
Haiku # 30384, May 11, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by searle of pondering the future
Personal discovery yesterday
I like low class women
I wonder why
Haiku # 30383, May 11, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by searle of trying to make sense of himself
An aubergine cloud
Laughs mockingly toward me
I flee for my life
Haiku # 30382, May 11, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by A Student of Zwölf Tausend Blaues Hunde mit Senf, Narren
for better or worse
was going for whole page then
I thought I should stop
Haiku # 30381, May 11, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by mellie
too tired to count
I must hit hay not submit
grandma has a cot
Haiku # 30380, May 11, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by mellie
Erika misses him
she took him to germany
from australia
Haiku # 30379, May 11, 2003 1:00 pm ET
by mellie, and now he is completely dead :-(
I miss you Betty
come back with your sweet poems
I miss Sheena too
Haiku # 30378, May 11, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
she wrote me thus:
he sat on the chair and sneezed
then died completely
Haiku # 30377, May 11, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by mellie, she wrote it on a pretty easter card :-)
we might all be mad
mad as hell if the cat sneezed
then dies completely
Haiku # 30376, May 11, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by mellie, meine friend was sad and mad with grief
you must understand
these german lessons are slow
for the rest of us
Haiku # 30375, May 11, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by mellie
Es ist schade mate
is the cat completely dead?
das ist sehr traurig
Haiku # 30374, May 11, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by mellie, my german friend had a cat that fell of a chair completely dead
sweet metered madness
still rings in one
Haiku # 30373, May 11, 2003 9:41 am ET
by indiana
Chill wind blows off blossom
Will be a bad year for fruit
bees and animals
Haiku # 30372, May 11, 2003 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n
Haiku # 30371, May 11, 2003 7:28 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Katze niedergestupfen
Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n
Haiku # 30370, May 11, 2003 7:28 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Katze niedergestoßen
A monkey with legs!
Jumping about all over
My hall residence
Haiku # 30369, May 11, 2003 6:28 am ET
by A Student of Niederstupfen
Setting yourself up
Haiku # 30368, May 11, 2003 5:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Most people no good looks
Most people not rich either
Such disappointment
Haiku # 30367, May 11, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Just why so shallow
Big problem generation
When middle aged
Haiku # 30366, May 11, 2003 5:33 am ET
by William Nippress
They say not about
Looks or money. Plain bloke talks
They just cut him dead
Haiku # 30365, May 11, 2003 5:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Ugly little dwarf
Rich guy, female eyes follow
Go figure that out
Haiku # 30364, May 11, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
What price for good looks
Chortling mildly Adonis
Female eyes follow
Haiku # 30363, May 11, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Softly calling clown
Swaggers across room
Dog jumps on my lap
Haiku # 30362, May 11, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Unprepared for Life
Our responsibilities
Imposed by a death
Haiku # 30361, May 11, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
I can
Haiku # 30360, May 11, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Just what do you say
Agree with him that he could die
Not so comforting
Haiku # 30359, May 11, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
An old man tells me
Just had triple heart bypass
Can see he
Haiku # 30358, May 11, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
The more bored I am
The longer the day seems to be
If so will I live longer?
Haiku # 30357, May 11, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Sleep what the hells sleep
Too much life, too little time
Not wasted in bed
(There are acceptations with bed)
Haiku # 30356, May 11, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
no toilet paper
but plenty of maxi pads
my wife will be mad
Haiku # 30355, May 10, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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