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29 Years, 316 Days and 78434 Haiku later...

quite familiar name
still casting the same old spell
on little hansel
Haiku # 30387 ↗ May 11, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by indiana
6 years and the memory has faded
I miss what we had but not you
young love, so intense so fragile
Haiku # 30386 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by searle of unable to find fresh inspiration
when i look at you i feel nothing
you look at me and cant see
worlds apart we keep passing
Haiku # 30385 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by searle of strolling through life
crossroads of chance
decisions based on past experience
am i moving forward
Haiku # 30384 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by searle of pondering the future
Personal discovery yesterday
I like low class women
I wonder why
Haiku # 30383 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by searle of trying to make sense of himself
An aubergine cloud
Laughs mockingly toward me
I flee for my life
Haiku # 30382 ↗ May 11, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by A Student of Zwölf Tausend Blaues Hunde mit Senf, Narren
for better or worse
was going for whole page then
I thought I should stop
Haiku # 30381 ↗ May 11, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by mellie
too tired to count
I must hit hay not submit
grandma has a cot
Haiku # 30380 ↗ May 11, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by mellie
Erika misses him
she took him to germany
from australia
Haiku # 30379 ↗ May 11, 2003 1:00 pm ET
by mellie, and now he is completely dead :-(
I miss you Betty
come back with your sweet poems
I miss Sheena too
Haiku # 30378 ↗ May 11, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
she wrote me thus:
he sat on the chair and sneezed
then died completely
Haiku # 30377 ↗ May 11, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by mellie, she wrote it on a pretty easter card :-)
we might all be mad
mad as hell if the cat sneezed
then dies completely
Haiku # 30376 ↗ May 11, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by mellie, meine friend was sad and mad with grief
you must understand
these german lessons are slow
for the rest of us
Haiku # 30375 ↗ May 11, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by mellie
Es ist schade mate
is the cat completely dead?
das ist sehr traurig
Haiku # 30374 ↗ May 11, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by mellie, my german friend had a cat that fell of a chair completely dead
sweet metered madness
still rings in one
Haiku # 30373 ↗ May 11, 2003 9:41 am ET
by indiana
Chill wind blows off blossom
Will be a bad year for fruit
bees and animals
Haiku # 30372 ↗ May 11, 2003 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n
Haiku # 30371 ↗ May 11, 2003 7:28 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Katze niedergestupfen
Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n
Haiku # 30370 ↗ May 11, 2003 7:28 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Katze niedergestoßen
A monkey with legs!
Jumping about all over
My hall residence
Haiku # 30369 ↗ May 11, 2003 6:28 am ET
by A Student of Niederstupfen
Setting yourself up
It
Haiku # 30368 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Most people no good looks
Most people not rich either
Such disappointment
Haiku # 30367 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Just why so shallow
Big problem generation
When middle aged
Haiku # 30366 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:33 am ET
by William Nippress
They say not about
Looks or money. Plain bloke talks
They just cut him dead
Haiku # 30365 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Ugly little dwarf
Rich guy, female eyes follow
Go figure that out
Haiku # 30364 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
What price for good looks
Chortling mildly Adonis
Female eyes follow
Haiku # 30363 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Softly calling clown
Swaggers across room
Dog jumps on my lap
Haiku # 30362 ↗ May 11, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Unprepared for Life
Our responsibilities
Imposed by a death
Haiku # 30361 ↗ May 11, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
I can
Haiku # 30360 ↗ May 11, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Just what do you say
Agree with him that he could die
Not so comforting
Haiku # 30359 ↗ May 11, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
An old man tells me
Just had triple heart bypass
Can see he
Haiku # 30358 ↗ May 11, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
The more bored I am
The longer the day seems to be
If so will I live longer?
Haiku # 30357 ↗ May 11, 2003 4:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Sleep what the hells sleep
Too much life, too little time
Not wasted in bed
(There are acceptations with bed)
Haiku # 30356 ↗ May 11, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
no toilet paper
but plenty of maxi pads
my wife will be mad
Haiku # 30355 ↗ May 10, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am so unique
a true individual
like everyone else
Haiku # 30354 ↗ May 10, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
A jive talking fool
Ever incessant haiku
Does he ever sleep?
Haiku # 30353 ↗ May 10, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by A Student of Ich habe die Kinder gestoßen
Tides pulled by the moon
Ninety eight percent water
What effect on man
Haiku # 30352 ↗ May 10, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
He cocks his leg, pee
Haiku # 30351 ↗ May 10, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
Squat down on all fours
He sniffs people
Haiku # 30350 ↗ May 10, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Groaning and grunting
Led by the nose, he snuffles
His helpless urges
Haiku # 30349 ↗ May 10, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
Smells seem to have affects
One man led by his desires
Base but common scents
Haiku # 30348 ↗ May 10, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
You
Haiku # 30347 ↗ May 10, 2003 11:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Smell of female, pussy pheremone
Ankles behind her head
Wet and open for business
Haiku # 30346 ↗ May 10, 2003 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stink cunt juice pussy snatch fuck
twat stank smelly clit fishy cheese
Haiku # 30345 ↗ May 10, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seventeen sylla-
bles, arbitrarily div-
ided, ain't haiku
Haiku # 30344 ↗ May 10, 2003 9:31 am ET
by ash
it is addictive
hit submit hit submit hit
what was that ronin?
Haiku # 30343 ↗ May 10, 2003 6:25 am ET
by mellie
Mate of mine off to
Marrahesh tomorrow night
Sitting in a bar
overlooking the
Jemaa el Fna, snake charmers,
Acrobats, juggler
Haiku # 30342 ↗ May 10, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
The smell of barbecued
Goat in Istanbul, cardamom coffee
the bazaar spices
Haiku # 30341 ↗ May 10, 2003 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I remember the
smell of the pine trees high up
in Gredos mountains
Haiku # 30340 ↗ May 10, 2003 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
I can remember
The smell of fresh cut grass when
flying in from Saudi
to Abu Dhabi
There
Haiku # 30339 ↗ May 10, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Steam trains, coal, rain
Damp woods, sea breeze, new books, food
New rubber, endless
Haiku # 30338 ↗ May 10, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress