Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 269 Days and 75945 Haiku later...

But my beer is good
And my rice, although it's burnt
Which adds to the taste
Haiku # 30492, May 14, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by A Student of Culinary expertise
Sausages aren't right
Odd, so I check best before
Oh, I'll still eat them
Haiku # 30491, May 14, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by A Student of And I lost them in my bag for two days
Haiku wastes my time
I should be working, wait, no
I should be drinking!
Haiku # 30490, May 14, 2003 12:19 pm ET
by A Student of Interesting how a design project causes me to drink more
I went to the zoo
I saw a monkey without legs
In a big wheelchair
Haiku # 30489, May 14, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by A Student of Meaningless and pointless tripe
As he explores her
Jungle canopy he finds
A bit of apple
Haiku # 30488, May 14, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Orange boy scout feels
And touches his mother's breast
She pushes him down
Haiku # 30487, May 14, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Obtuse gorilla
Has its legs spread apart at
Quite a large angle
Haiku # 30486, May 14, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The man with no head
Fellates the orange boy scout
With his dead fingers
Haiku # 30485, May 14, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The monkey has legs
And a big moustache as well
As a purple hat
Haiku # 30484, May 14, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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-../\..-
piTYTiq
Haiku # 30483, May 14, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
lOOl
OllO
lOOl
Haiku # 30482, May 14, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by A Student of Patterns
I have a monkey
It has a stick and it pokes
The cleaner with it
Haiku # 30481, May 14, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Maybe I should try
To fill the entire page with
My useless babbling
Haiku # 30480, May 14, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by A Student of Others' haiku
Was ist es, Narren?
"Wir hab' einen Stuhl gemacht!!"
Es ist gem
Haiku # 30479, May 14, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Insemination
I could do my coursework but
Hey, I'm a student
Haiku # 30478, May 14, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
That haiku down there
It's not mine, which is why my
name is not on it
Haiku # 30477, May 14, 2003 12:00 pm ET
by A Student of You know, the one at the bottom of the page
Komm, meine W
Haiku # 30476, May 14, 2003 11:59 am ET
by A Student of With a little help from Elvis
Elvis is not dead
I talk to him when drinking
He goes to my pub
Haiku # 30475, May 14, 2003 11:22 am ET
by A Student of Thankyou, Thankyou very much
Smells like fried food and
cigarettes....must be DALE
EARNHARDT!!!! HAHAHAAAA
Haiku # 30474, May 14, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Elvis is dead already!!!!
Haiku # 30473, May 14, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"DAYYYYLLLLLE IS GAWWWWWD!!!
I CAYNT GO ON NO LONGER WITH
OUT HIM!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Haiku # 30472, May 14, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress of not mine, not mine
Oh my gawwwwwd!! Dale Earnhardt
is dead!!! The world is in pain and
mourning!! Ha, haaaa...white trash
dirtbag losers!!!! He was a chump
and an alcoholic..thats what ya get
for driving drunk!!
Haiku # 30471, May 14, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress of not mine
The Viet Cong know how to
torture the vets....they have the
technique down and should be
well respected for that.
"DAYYYYLLLLLLLE EARNHARRRRDT"
...who by the way was drunk when
he crashed. Not to mention he was
a trailer trash dirtbag just like all
of his fans
Haiku # 30470, May 14, 2003 11:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Best not to comment
Or I
Haiku # 30469, May 14, 2003 10:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Passing strangers laugh
My strange words seem to amuse
Keep churning them out
Haiku # 30468, May 14, 2003 10:07 am ET
by William Nippress
I read submissions
Customary courtesy
Keeping me polite
Haiku # 30467, May 14, 2003 10:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Peanut size Hailstones
Bounce ten feet high in the air
Take shelter in doors
Haiku # 30466, May 14, 2003 9:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Shadows race black clouds
Lightening strikes show us the scene
Cold rain stings my face
Haiku # 30465, May 14, 2003 9:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Public is too smart
To fall for that now? Aren
Haiku # 30464, May 14, 2003 9:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Interesting though
Those days they could get themselves
Portrayed as heroes
Haiku # 30463, May 14, 2003 9:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Did you mean Nixon?
And his administration
Or just someone else
Haiku # 30462, May 14, 2003 9:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect Viet-Cong
For they repelled the fascists
From the USA
Haiku # 30461, May 14, 2003 9:31 am ET
by A Student of "You're drinking early." There was no milk in the fridge
30457,30458,330459 not mine
Haiku # 30460, May 14, 2003 9:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect the Viet Cong,
For they tortured our soldiers,
REAL GOOD-LIKE!
Haiku # 30459, May 14, 2003 9:01 am ET
by William Nippress
not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not mine,
not mine, not mine,
mine not, mine not, mine not
none of these poems are mine
i write them all and claim nothing
not mine, not mine
Haiku # 30458, May 14, 2003 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
30456, 30457, 30458 not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine
Haiku # 30457, May 14, 2003 8:58 am ET
by William Nippress
auroras dancing
the transit of mercury
all i see is rain
Haiku # 30456, May 14, 2003 8:06 am ET
by ash
i remain confused
my life is like lift music
going up and down
Haiku # 30455, May 14, 2003 6:27 am ET
by ash
off to therapy
the vacant silence shimmers
reflecting white noise
Haiku # 30454, May 14, 2003 6:22 am ET
by ash
hold your horses, son
or you won
Haiku # 30453, May 14, 2003 4:46 am ET
by indiana
That was obvious
But the question still remains
Would that stuff be true?
Haiku # 30452, May 14, 2003 4:12 am ET
by A Student of You never heard Saddam say "Hey, I'm an arsehole."
Daddy is that you
You can come home now its safe
Keep the false beard though
Haiku # 30451, May 14, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
30434 ,30443 Not mine
Haiku # 30450, May 14, 2003 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
down the marshy land
Haiku # 30449, May 14, 2003 2:30 am ET
by indiana
I lust the paper work girl
i am a jerk off
Renee Lets Fuck
Haiku # 30448, May 13, 2003 11:21 pm ET
by Scott Cee of Hicksville
Surf the web all night
my hand is sour
feet are wet
Haiku # 30447, May 13, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Mr Blue of NYC
I pity the fool
Who writes irrelevant shite
Like you fools have done
Haiku # 30446, May 13, 2003 6:49 pm ET
by A Student of Alcohol
Summer break come soon
but I will sitting here
typing my brains out
Haiku # 30445, May 13, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
inspection of property
leasing space in society
can't even pay for privacy
Haiku # 30444, May 13, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by searle of landlord invasion
I am the hippest guy in town.
I wear only the finest pimp gear.
Women love me.
They should, cause I am godlike.
Haiku # 30443, May 13, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
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