Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 243 Days and 77168 Haiku later...

Was ist es, Narren?
"Wir hab' einen Stuhl gemacht!!"
Es ist gem
Haiku # 30479, May 14, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I could do my coursework but
Hey, I'm a student
Haiku # 30478, May 14, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
That haiku down there
It's not mine, which is why my
name is not on it
Haiku # 30477, May 14, 2003 12:00 pm ET
by A Student of You know, the one at the bottom of the page
Komm, meine W
Haiku # 30476, May 14, 2003 11:59 am ET
by A Student of With a little help from Elvis
Elvis is not dead
I talk to him when drinking
He goes to my pub
Haiku # 30475, May 14, 2003 11:22 am ET
by A Student of Thankyou, Thankyou very much
Smells like fried food and
cigarettes....must be DALE
Haiku # 30474, May 14, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Elvis is dead already!!!!
Haiku # 30473, May 14, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 30472, May 14, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress of not mine, not mine
Oh my gawwwwwd!! Dale Earnhardt
is dead!!! The world is in pain and
mourning!! Ha, haaaa...white trash
dirtbag losers!!!! He was a chump
and an alcoholic..thats what ya get
for driving drunk!!
Haiku # 30471, May 14, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress of not mine
The Viet Cong know how to
torture the vets....they have the
technique down and should be
well respected for that.
...who by the way was drunk when
he crashed. Not to mention he was
a trailer trash dirtbag just like all
of his fans
Haiku # 30470, May 14, 2003 11:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Best not to comment
Or I
Haiku # 30469, May 14, 2003 10:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Passing strangers laugh
My strange words seem to amuse
Keep churning them out
Haiku # 30468, May 14, 2003 10:07 am ET
by William Nippress
I read submissions
Customary courtesy
Keeping me polite
Haiku # 30467, May 14, 2003 10:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Peanut size Hailstones
Bounce ten feet high in the air
Take shelter in doors
Haiku # 30466, May 14, 2003 9:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Shadows race black clouds
Lightening strikes show us the scene
Cold rain stings my face
Haiku # 30465, May 14, 2003 9:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Public is too smart
To fall for that now? Aren
Haiku # 30464, May 14, 2003 9:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Interesting though
Those days they could get themselves
Portrayed as heroes
Haiku # 30463, May 14, 2003 9:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Did you mean Nixon?
And his administration
Or just someone else
Haiku # 30462, May 14, 2003 9:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect Viet-Cong
For they repelled the fascists
From the USA
Haiku # 30461, May 14, 2003 9:31 am ET
by A Student of "You're drinking early." There was no milk in the fridge
30457,30458,330459 not mine
Haiku # 30460, May 14, 2003 9:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect the Viet Cong,
For they tortured our soldiers,
Haiku # 30459, May 14, 2003 9:01 am ET
by William Nippress
not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not mine,
not mine, not mine,
mine not, mine not, mine not
none of these poems are mine
i write them all and claim nothing
not mine, not mine
Haiku # 30458, May 14, 2003 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
30456, 30457, 30458 not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine
Haiku # 30457, May 14, 2003 8:58 am ET
by William Nippress
auroras dancing
the transit of mercury
all i see is rain
Haiku # 30456, May 14, 2003 8:06 am ET
by ash
i remain confused
my life is like lift music
going up and down
Haiku # 30455, May 14, 2003 6:27 am ET
by ash
off to therapy
the vacant silence shimmers
reflecting white noise
Haiku # 30454, May 14, 2003 6:22 am ET
by ash
hold your horses, son
or you won
Haiku # 30453, May 14, 2003 4:46 am ET
by indiana
That was obvious
But the question still remains
Would that stuff be true?
Haiku # 30452, May 14, 2003 4:12 am ET
by A Student of You never heard Saddam say "Hey, I'm an arsehole."
Daddy is that you
You can come home now its safe
Keep the false beard though
Haiku # 30451, May 14, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
30434 ,30443 Not mine
Haiku # 30450, May 14, 2003 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
down the marshy land
Haiku # 30449, May 14, 2003 2:30 am ET
by indiana
I lust the paper work girl
i am a jerk off
Renee Lets Fuck
Haiku # 30448, May 13, 2003 11:21 pm ET
by Scott Cee of Hicksville
Surf the web all night
my hand is sour
feet are wet
Haiku # 30447, May 13, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by Mr Blue of NYC
I pity the fool
Who writes irrelevant shite
Like you fools have done
Haiku # 30446, May 13, 2003 6:49 pm ET
by A Student of Alcohol
Summer break come soon
but I will sitting here
typing my brains out
Haiku # 30445, May 13, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
inspection of property
leasing space in society
can't even pay for privacy
Haiku # 30444, May 13, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by searle of landlord invasion
I am the hippest guy in town.
I wear only the finest pimp gear.
Women love me.
They should, cause I am godlike.
Haiku # 30443, May 13, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
weeds, beeds, seeds, leads, i got
needs, can u bleed, please take
heed, i like the band creed, i have
a friend with last name sneed
Haiku # 30442, May 13, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
Haiku # 30441, May 13, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
before plane, back in
Baltimore, Aquarium
and sa-weet duck tour
Haiku # 30440, May 13, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by onjaysun
Washington and Abe
Korean and Albert walked
monumental walk
Haiku # 30439, May 13, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by onjaysun
duck tour, XMen and
another museum, art
this time, didn't get
Haiku # 30438, May 13, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by onjaysun
first has gone pc, second
keeps real with dinos
Haiku # 30437, May 13, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun
spy museum cool
air and space imax 3-d
walked to the white house
Haiku # 30436, May 13, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by onjaysun (but no one home)
gnome and me back
saw Baltimore lose, almost
made Sportscenter clip
Haiku # 30435, May 13, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
Haiku # 30434, May 13, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
"Wjilliam Nippress.....the man,
the legend, the comic book hero,
and now........the William Nippress
acton figure!!! Yes, it is fully
poseable and has opposing thumbs!
Get 'em at Walmart and Kmart
while they last!!"
Haiku # 30433, May 13, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by 'ciferin math problems
Oppression of the white man
must stop. We have been held
back too long. The NAAWP is in
effect and will protect our rights
against unfair discrimination..and oh yeah, I want reparations for my
German ancestors who were kicked
out of the coutry by Kaiser Wilhelm
Haiku # 30432, May 13, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by Angry White Boy
William Nippress For President
In 2006, "My way or the highway"
Haiku # 30431, May 13, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Bill Nippress Sr.
The needless murder
Perpetrated by the good
Fuels the terrorist
Haiku # 30430, May 13, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by A Student of He started the university's first department and they still have no info about him
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