Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 22 Days and 74125 Haikus later...

Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
Haiku # 30524, May 15, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
Haiku # 30523, May 15, 2003 3:34 am ET
by W
Clean replies still smooth
Taxing brain cells not a jot
Not even rousing
Haiku # 30522, May 15, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Most exciting job
Race metres above the ground
Jet fighter pilot
Haiku # 30521, May 15, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Stationary clouds
Is that a good or bad sign?
Will I get soaked?
Haiku # 30520, May 15, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Student yells good time
Bet your paying the price today
Vomiting head ach
Haiku # 30519, May 15, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
For the want of fame
Quibbling oafs spread themselves thin
Pathetic really
Haiku # 30518, May 15, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Pretend poet smeared
Wish my pseudo work was good
Claim it for myself
Haiku # 30517, May 15, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Unread dim Haikus
Listed as irrelevant
Useless in seconds
Haiku # 30516, May 15, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
30470, 30471, 30472, 30472, 30473, 30474, 30503, 30505, not mine
Haiku # 30515, May 15, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
my old dentition
enamel and amalgam
more of the latter
Haiku # 30514, May 15, 2003 2:09 am ET
by ash
hail the fast server
bring me new haiku quickly
make them good and bad
Haiku # 30513, May 15, 2003 2:05 am ET
by ash
A fine Swedish lass
will come to Texas next week
to kick some male ass
Haiku # 30512, May 14, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Annika has game
Sorenstam is her last name
I hope she kicks ass
Haiku # 30511, May 14, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Another newcy!
I find beer all of the time
I am well prepared
Haiku # 30510, May 14, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Being lazy gets you lots of newcies
I looked at my shelf
Three cool bottles of beer there!
This will be quite fun
Haiku # 30509, May 14, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of I'd forgotten about them
Plus two newcy browns
And perhaps other stuff too
But my real beer's gone
Haiku # 30508, May 14, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of I started with the best cool stuff
You want to drink piss?
Foolish ignorant drinker
Heineken is shite
Haiku # 30507, May 14, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by A Student of I have a big bottle of Leffe remaining
Only 3.5 hours
But I still have bottles left
And I shall drink them
Haiku # 30506, May 14, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by A Student of Even if I was doing my incredibly important project I wouldn't finish it in time
I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE A...

H E I N E K E N !!!!!
Haiku # 30505, May 14, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by William Nippress of not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
Alcopops ain't beer
But still it's immoral
And a foolish drink
Haiku # 30504, May 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by A Student of I told the buddhist only young girls drink alcopops Then the rugby team comes in
Drinking since 6 this evening??
Friggin alkie!! Plus it is only 3:20
pm in the USA (Georg W. sucks)
Haiku # 30503, May 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
But not the cheap shite
Like Carling or alcopops (sorry, I know it's immoral to even speak of it)
But good beer that's nice
Haiku # 30502, May 14, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by A Student of I do know someone who is allergic to beer so they have to drink alcopops. Still, they should be knocking back straight whiskies
I have been drinking
Since six this evening and I
Can say I like beer
Haiku # 30501, May 14, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by A Student of It's like Mr.T says: beer is good
I pity the fool
Who doesn't like bitter but
Will drink rubbish drinks
Haiku # 30500, May 14, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Foreigners are dumb
Whisky may be very nice
But beer is better
Haiku # 30499, May 14, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by A Student of "I don't like it. It's bitter." Shut up fools
Buddhists are foolish
My buddh' friend doesn't like beer
But he likes Baileys
Haiku # 30498, May 14, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of So I plied him with whiskey and vodka in order to get the fool pissed
An alcoholic?
No, I remember one day
When I drank no beer
Haiku # 30497, May 14, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by A Student of This year
Dale Earnhardt is god.....
Haiku # 30496, May 14, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by onjaysun
using one's nom de
plume doesn't me make fume but
"I like Creed" = misdeed
Haiku # 30495, May 14, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by onjaysun (we listen to Poison and Whitesnake for our power ballads)
Too many bottles
Take up most of my small room
And they're all empty
Haiku # 30494, May 14, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of I want full bottles
Where is the monkey?
It was here, in this small room
But now it has gone
Haiku # 30493, May 14, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
But my beer is good
And my rice, although it's burnt
Which adds to the taste
Haiku # 30492, May 14, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by A Student of Culinary expertise
Sausages aren't right
Odd, so I check best before
Oh, I'll still eat them
Haiku # 30491, May 14, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by A Student of And I lost them in my bag for two days
Haiku wastes my time
I should be working, wait, no
I should be drinking!
Haiku # 30490, May 14, 2003 12:19 pm ET
by A Student of Interesting how a design project causes me to drink more
I went to the zoo
I saw a monkey without legs
In a big wheelchair
Haiku # 30489, May 14, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by A Student of Meaningless and pointless tripe
As he explores her
Jungle canopy he finds
A bit of apple
Haiku # 30488, May 14, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Orange boy scout feels
And touches his mother's breast
She pushes him down
Haiku # 30487, May 14, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Obtuse gorilla
Has its legs spread apart at
Quite a large angle
Haiku # 30486, May 14, 2003 12:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The man with no head
Fellates the orange boy scout
With his dead fingers
Haiku # 30485, May 14, 2003 12:14 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The monkey has legs
And a big moustache as well
As a purple hat
Haiku # 30484, May 14, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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-../\..-
piTYTiq
Haiku # 30483, May 14, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
lOOl
OllO
lOOl
Haiku # 30482, May 14, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by A Student of Patterns
I have a monkey
It has a stick and it pokes
The cleaner with it
Haiku # 30481, May 14, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Maybe I should try
To fill the entire page with
My useless babbling
Haiku # 30480, May 14, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by A Student of Others' haiku
Was ist es, Narren?
"Wir hab' einen Stuhl gemacht!!"
Es ist gem
Haiku # 30479, May 14, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Insemination
I could do my coursework but
Hey, I'm a student
Haiku # 30478, May 14, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
That haiku down there
It's not mine, which is why my
name is not on it
Haiku # 30477, May 14, 2003 12:00 pm ET
by A Student of You know, the one at the bottom of the page
Komm, meine W
Haiku # 30476, May 14, 2003 11:59 am ET
by A Student of With a little help from Elvis
Elvis is not dead
I talk to him when drinking
He goes to my pub
Haiku # 30475, May 14, 2003 11:22 am ET
by A Student of Thankyou, Thankyou very much
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