Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 339 Days and 72781 Haikus later...

I still remember
cables and parts everywhere,
new ideas born.
Haiku # 30553, May 15, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
I still remember
buzzing harddrives, dim lighting,
going for a smoke.
Haiku # 30552, May 15, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by Patrick of Toronto
Coming from someone
Resident in a country
That cannot spell words
Haiku # 30551, May 15, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by A Student of The general feel of the haiku, when spoken, sounded more comfortable with the long vowel sound
you british people talk funny and
have an accent. say words
correctly or dont speak at all you
limey git!
Haiku # 30550, May 15, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here is your RACIST GIT! YA LIMEY
BASTAGE
Haiku # 30549, May 15, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Breakfast was a beer
And quite a large sausage roll
Lunch was crisps and milk
Haiku # 30548, May 15, 2003 11:24 am ET
by A Student of GREAT Britain, racist git
O how I laugh now
My expectations didn't quite
Encompass the whole
Haiku # 30547, May 15, 2003 11:20 am ET
by A Student of I wasn't actually expecting morons
Brits are a bunch of losers....
Haiku # 30546, May 15, 2003 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you drive drunk, you die.
Dale did it....drinking a beer while
smoking a cigarette and eating
a fried turkey leg. But now you
can ge a clock with his face on it
at Walmart for $9.95!! That is
awesome!
Haiku # 30545, May 15, 2003 11:06 am ET
by Student of I am a hockey puck
Why to poor white trash smell like
cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are
Dale Earnhardt fans!! Ha, haahaaaa
haaaaaa
Haiku # 30544, May 15, 2003 11:04 am ET
by Student of William Nippress and Dale Nippress
"It smells like fried food and
cigarette smoke in here...what
could it be....oh, I know....
it's DALE EARNHARDT!!!!!! Ha, ha
also smells like liquor...he should
know better than to drink and
drive, friggin dirtbag white trash!
Haiku # 30543, May 15, 2003 11:02 am ET
by Student of Wiliam Nippress and SF
Mein wiener is small
I envy the rottweiler
Hail fucking Hitlah
Haiku # 30542, May 15, 2003 9:45 am ET
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
My face a bratwurst
My loins a ram snitchzel
My life a big puke
Haiku # 30541, May 15, 2003 9:37 am ET
by A Poor Student of Deutsche undt Español
...irrasshai mase
biiru wa oishii desu
...taihen nomitai
Haiku # 30540, May 15, 2003 9:30 am ET
by ronin@dozoohairikudasai of thedonaldfaganandwalterbeckersteelydanfame
.....indiana-san
hajime mashite ka
.....hisashiburi
Haiku # 30539, May 15, 2003 9:24 am ET
by ronin@moshimoshiohayogazaimasu
.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in light crystals
.........mount fuji in white
Haiku # 30538, May 15, 2003 9:22 am ET
by ronin@niceimpersonationtherescotthole
Bad geography
Homosexuality
Gnawing at his mind
Haiku # 30537, May 15, 2003 8:39 am ET
by A Student of "Mum, what's a location?"
Wait, no, that's not true
Well, when inebriated
Unternarr mit Senf
Haiku # 30536, May 15, 2003 8:36 am ET
by A Student of Möchten Sie meine Schwester saugen. Sie ist neun Jahre alt. Zu alt für dich!
Someone got off the
wrong side of their mother and
father this morning
Haiku # 30535, May 15, 2003 8:34 am ET
by A Student of Yeah, occasionally I drink that budpiss too
Speak English you homo! What the
fuck is, SHITE?? Cant you spell
the word SHIT??? Damn limey
cock sucking idiot!!
Haiku # 30534, May 15, 2003 8:26 am ET
by Student of Student of Student of Student of Blow Job Acadamy of Linconshire or whatever the fuck cockney hole you live in
Oh yeah.....got my ho's on da left
and some 40 oz King Cobra on da
right. Gonna kick it old school
wit da homies.
Haiku # 30533, May 15, 2003 8:25 am ET
by sexually frustrated
the fence was broken
by a wild rampaging horse
bursting clouds of dust
Haiku # 30532, May 15, 2003 8:23 am ET
by indiana
Where dat nigga what stole my
monies and my bling bling? Gotsta
bus a cap up in his asssssss!
Haiku # 30531, May 15, 2003 8:23 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Not mine, NOT MINE, not mine,
NOT MINE, not mine!! Dammit!!
Haiku # 30530, May 15, 2003 8:22 am ET
by A Student of William Nippress
I drink Budweiser!
Haiku # 30529, May 15, 2003 8:21 am ET
by A Student of I suck dicks for a living
Where is SF now?
Was diatribe cathartic?
Locked up or cured
Haiku # 30528, May 15, 2003 3:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Personal demons
Damaging sense of self worth
I watch with dismay
Haiku # 30527, May 15, 2003 3:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Sad for you brother
Your needs much greater than mine
Feel free if you must
Haiku # 30526, May 15, 2003 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
That is not quite true
As I was told yesterday
I began at three
Haiku # 30525, May 15, 2003 3:35 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
Haiku # 30524, May 15, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Visions of stupid
For god sake make it a laugh
Inject some humor
Haiku # 30523, May 15, 2003 3:34 am ET
by W
Clean replies still smooth
Taxing brain cells not a jot
Not even rousing
Haiku # 30522, May 15, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Most exciting job
Race metres above the ground
Jet fighter pilot
Haiku # 30521, May 15, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Stationary clouds
Is that a good or bad sign?
Will I get soaked?
Haiku # 30520, May 15, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Student yells good time
Bet your paying the price today
Vomiting head ach
Haiku # 30519, May 15, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
For the want of fame
Quibbling oafs spread themselves thin
Pathetic really
Haiku # 30518, May 15, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Pretend poet smeared
Wish my pseudo work was good
Claim it for myself
Haiku # 30517, May 15, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Unread dim Haikus
Listed as irrelevant
Useless in seconds
Haiku # 30516, May 15, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
30470, 30471, 30472, 30472, 30473, 30474, 30503, 30505, not mine
Haiku # 30515, May 15, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
my old dentition
enamel and amalgam
more of the latter
Haiku # 30514, May 15, 2003 2:09 am ET
by ash
hail the fast server
bring me new haiku quickly
make them good and bad
Haiku # 30513, May 15, 2003 2:05 am ET
by ash
A fine Swedish lass
will come to Texas next week
to kick some male ass
Haiku # 30512, May 14, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Annika has game
Sorenstam is her last name
I hope she kicks ass
Haiku # 30511, May 14, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Another newcy!
I find beer all of the time
I am well prepared
Haiku # 30510, May 14, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Being lazy gets you lots of newcies
I looked at my shelf
Three cool bottles of beer there!
This will be quite fun
Haiku # 30509, May 14, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of I'd forgotten about them
Plus two newcy browns
And perhaps other stuff too
But my real beer's gone
Haiku # 30508, May 14, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of I started with the best cool stuff
You want to drink piss?
Foolish ignorant drinker
Heineken is shite
Haiku # 30507, May 14, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by A Student of I have a big bottle of Leffe remaining
Only 3.5 hours
But I still have bottles left
And I shall drink them
Haiku # 30506, May 14, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by A Student of Even if I was doing my incredibly important project I wouldn't finish it in time
I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE A...

H E I N E K E N !!!!!
Haiku # 30505, May 14, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by William Nippress of not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
Alcopops ain't beer
But still it's immoral
And a foolish drink
Haiku # 30504, May 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by A Student of I told the buddhist only young girls drink alcopops Then the rugby team comes in
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