she let me finish
her pleasure was my pleasure
smoking cigrettes

Poor old willie nipples
haiku forgers delight
which one is real

30604 not mine

True cognitive thought
Denied to some less blessed
Nice of you to share

30600 not mine

As you can now see
I am not drunk, I never
make spelling errors

The german lady
Wouldn't let me drink my beer
In the german test

Exams and coursework
All coming in the next week
I think I'll drink then

My Haiku all suck wang

were i to perish
fulfilled by bill nipps haikus
bountiful blessing

them muthafuckas
they tryin to get on you
cap those bad ass dicks

on my ducati
sippin on tha bacardi
hittin up tha hotties

the day has been long
my gritty eyes are heavy
i should be in bed

painters who paint
are not necessarily better
than painters who think

Do what all your countrymen do
bury your head in the sand
Never see the truth

Where do we go next?
War just caused terrorism
I

Discrimination
Discriminates against the
Indiscriminate

30588 not mine

it's been such a long time
scraping barnacles off oars
i return swinging

wanted: minesweeper
one who can detect which one
has more mines than mine

Nothing is mine, not mine, not at
all mine, never mine, you are not
mine.

playing ducks and drakes

Know an ugly girl
Calls her vagina George W
Wonder why not Bush

Twilight lit soft rain
Dull fawn sky shows no promise
Time to stay at home

You already know that
Stealing is simple minded
But for no reward?

30500, 30501, 30502 not mine

Why does Mike Tyson talk like a
little friggin kid? What a wimp! I
could kick his ass!

Dale Earnhardt, dirtbag hero for the modern trailer trash dwellers
of today!

Felt hat, feathers tucked in,
Lime green leisure suit,
White leather belt, I am a pimp.

Whazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp!!!

Citizen of world me
No one country can claim me
Free to come and go

foot soldiers in sight
marching with their old banners
showing true colors

William Nippress is American,
That rocks!! He is my hero!
Anyone from America is ok with
me. I wish I lived there instead of
the UK. How dirty, old and nasty
is is here.

Georg is a monkey,
Playing with his guns of war,
Next target, its the UK and Limey

the F

.......ocassionally
he gets to go to Hambur
.and dance the rhumba
.
.
.....(a cool treat, ja)

....das herr bread and cheese
now a lambherd in Deutscheland
........awed with his lagger

Protect from the world
Oh if only it could last
Ego will destroy

Tenderness in love
For each to hurt, far from mind
Guard each ones feeling

A new loves promise
Tenderly lovers embrace
Their souls wide open

caressing her back
with her head slightly tilted
feeling exhausted

new lovers embrace
eclipsing the eclipsing
silver moon above

in the matrix, bad
haikus become all too real...
but try to get laid

Noah throws a great pile of animal shit off the Arc
Fifteen hundred years later Columbus discovered it

Brits don

My definition rules
That would be far cooler than
A combination

"Perhaps, some tea and crumpets?"
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Ignoramus language...daaaahhhh,
duhhhhhhh, blahhhhhhhhhh, blaahh
daaaaaahhhhhh, duhhhhhhhhhh,
short bus ridin' punk!

BASTAGE= ONE PART BASTARD
ONE PART HOSTAGE

Bastage - when basting
You are committing the act of
(copious) bastage