Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 313 Days and 72106 Haikus later...

Razor wire for guard
We sit in our blast bunker
Waiting for the end
Haiku # 30635, May 18, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by George W Bush
one post dated check
cashed early by an asshole
ruins my drinking plans
Haiku # 30634, May 18, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by oldnasty
i need them tax cuts
when i get that extra cash
i'll buy a lap dance
Haiku # 30633, May 18, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
abstract art museum
housing bombastic clutter
where art comes to die
Haiku # 30632, May 18, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
good deed for the day
stole batteries from wal mart
they will topple soon
Haiku # 30631, May 18, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (viva la revolucion!)
you call that hazing
broomsticks and KY jelly
are fundamental
Haiku # 30630, May 18, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Welcome back SF
Missed your sharp insight and wit
Lets hear politics
Haiku # 30629, May 18, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stick sticking plaster
Your sticking stick, sticks fast
You stick to your stick
Haiku # 30628, May 18, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
in san francisco
anal sex enthusiasts
know how to party
Haiku # 30627, May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Worried not a jot
Ap can just do his worst
Lacks understanding
(welcome back moxie
Haiku # 30626, May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
jostling elbows
as we fight for position
at the baggage claim
Haiku # 30625, May 18, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i hate humanity, and by humanity i mean you)
``TTT
``TTT
__TTT__
[ 0 v 0 ]
'`[ O ]
Haiku # 30624, May 18, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by A Student of Ich bin zwòlf Affen groß und alles ist närrisch
a lot of those who
work are in anger or jealous
brought up to fight and

not think for themselves
just survive, until someone
like them shows them a

different way...is Alan
Jackson so bad???
Haiku # 30623, May 18, 2003 10:12 am ET
by Mox
just read your haiku
on painting will, needed
to hear it...

(the predicatable litany
from AP ought to follow
but that's life)...
Haiku # 30622, May 18, 2003 10:10 am ET
by Mox
I could judge the sins
of the people here but the
whole Will Bennett thing...

I bet would make me
a hypocrite to begin with
oh, wait, shoot myself?

no, gotta shoot these
dice, beat Hunter! those drugs, ahh
giant horny samoans
who are actually from South LA!
Haiku # 30621, May 18, 2003 10:09 am ET
by Mox
Bloody haiku thing
It ignored my spaces, that's
The last time I draw
Haiku # 30620, May 18, 2003 7:07 am ET
by A Student of with letter
[ 0 0 ]
[ v ]
[ o ]
Haiku # 30619, May 18, 2003 7:05 am ET
by A Student of All this talk of painting
I have invented
An all new poking device
I call it a stick
Haiku # 30618, May 18, 2003 7:03 am ET
by A Student of Yay! Exam tomorrow! But I'm not sure where or when
The creased lines of shade
The after effect of light
Should guide you anew
Haiku # 30617, May 18, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Test yourself against
The many faceted curved
core variances
Haiku # 30616, May 18, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
If all ells fails
Look for causality in
neotransient art
Haiku # 30615, May 18, 2003 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Andy died of Aids
In St Ives. His work unsung
Vanity too long
Haiku # 30614, May 18, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
My mate Andy Cripps
Great painter, struggled for years
Very smart, complex
Haiku # 30613, May 18, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Just paint for yourself
True self is what makes good art
Self-expression rules
Haiku # 30612, May 18, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
How is the painting?
You still struggling with the self
Kill the ambition
Haiku # 30611, May 18, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
No offence taken
Haiku # 30610, May 18, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 30609, May 18, 2003 3:10 am ET
by searle
she let me finish
her pleasure was my pleasure
smoking cigrettes
Haiku # 30608, May 17, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by ap
Poor old willie nipples
haiku forgers delight
which one is real
Haiku # 30607, May 17, 2003 6:48 pm ET
by searle of in undrpants drinking coffee
30604 not mine
Haiku # 30606, May 17, 2003 6:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
True cognitive thought
Denied to some less blessed
Nice of you to share
Haiku # 30605, May 17, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
30600 not mine
Haiku # 30604, May 17, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
As you can now see
I am not drunk, I never
make spelling errors
Haiku # 30603, May 17, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by A Student of When sufficiently innebriated
The german lady
Wouldn't let me drink my beer
In the german test
Haiku # 30602, May 17, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by A Student of I'm still contemplating giveing my big bottles to certain lecturers
Exams and coursework
All coming in the next week
I think I'll drink then
Haiku # 30601, May 17, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Alcoholism seems a valid excuse for not having to repeat
My Haiku all suck wang
Haiku # 30600, May 17, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
were i to perish
fulfilled by bill nipps haikus
bountiful blessing

Haiku # 30599, May 17, 2003 11:24 am ET
by ap - bountiful may not be the correct word. Maybe plentiful?
them muthafuckas
they tryin to get on you
cap those bad ass dicks
Haiku # 30598, May 17, 2003 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
on my ducati
sippin on tha bacardi
hittin up tha hotties
Haiku # 30597, May 17, 2003 10:22 am ET
by Mac Daddy of ur ass
the day has been long
my gritty eyes are heavy
i should be in bed
Haiku # 30596, May 17, 2003 8:57 am ET
by ash
painters who paint
are not necessarily better
than painters who think
Haiku # 30595, May 17, 2003 8:18 am ET
by searle of in his fat arse
Do what all your countrymen do
bury your head in the sand
Never see the truth
Haiku # 30594, May 17, 2003 7:34 am ET
by Limey
Where do we go next?
War just caused terrorism
I
Haiku # 30593, May 17, 2003 7:32 am ET
by Goerge W Bush
Discrimination
Discriminates against the
Indiscriminate
Haiku # 30592, May 17, 2003 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
30588 not mine
Haiku # 30591, May 17, 2003 7:24 am ET
by William Nippress
it's been such a long time
scraping barnacles off oars
i return swinging
Haiku # 30590, May 17, 2003 5:31 am ET
by oldnasty of eversville, USA
wanted: minesweeper
one who can detect which one
has more mines than mine
Haiku # 30589, May 16, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by indiana
Nothing is mine, not mine, not at
all mine, never mine, you are not
mine.
Haiku # 30588, May 16, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
playing ducks and drakes
Haiku # 30587, May 16, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by indiana
Know an ugly girl
Calls her vagina George W
Wonder why not Bush
Haiku # 30586, May 16, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Limey
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