Pornography sucks
Elephantile males who will
Fuck well endowed girls

i've fucked up my life
nothing to look forward to
but death and rebirth

hot girl, not even old enough
to stink yet

the whole area stinking of hot
teenage pussy, curvaceous and
ready to fuck

the mall stunk with the smell of
teenage high school pussy in tight
jeans

Frankie the Crab. How gay is he,
looking for Mr. Right. Pinching his
friends, looking for the Village
People

Homosexual crabs,
they always disco dance sideways,
wearing silly little costumes

Homoerotic
languages like german, say
Are quite fun to learn

Most people I know
Hate crabs, get stuck in pubic
But each to their own

Silly boys, homo-
erotic satanism
s'been out since '90's

it is succulent
hard work getting to the meat
love eating it though

snow peas and those strings
the ones down the sides of them
they can choke a girl

"Snow peas and chooped crab"
What a delight

"Red Lobster"
my uncles favorite restaurant

"I would rather have a crab on my
piano than a lobster on my organ!"

"Red Blobster"
My fat cousin's CB handle

"Rock Lobster"
B-52's

Ay Tis I submitted
You

Yes, there are many
monkeys on the haiku farm
With different styles

willie nipples is that you
So many walk in your shoes
multitudes of worlds colide in you name

Bowels and bladder gone
Frontal lobe dementure

turning back the clock I see choices
leading me astray is desire
crushed on the rocky shores of the promised land

Mess and filthy dissorder
Deliberate accidents contrived
painting is evil

trapped inside a rotting facade
aging thinking mind not changing
body decaying, fear

......the english are cool
with their hip mien and elan
.though at times scheming*
.
.
.(*-or mercilessly ruthless)

Time is chasing me
He wants more than I can give
Making haste

AP tell me just
Why you hate Moxie so much
I

Nice to know you care
Or was it meant as insult
If so you have failed

Nice to know you care
Or was meant as insult
If so you have failed

Is that how I am
Axis on which all things turn
Flattering AP

You forgot SF
Or have you gone soft AP
Welcome to you too

assholes

I am the master
Erotic lobster haiku
No one can compare

Nothing can compare
To cracking her wide open
And eating her out

I fucking love it,
When lobster slides down my throat
So sweet and tasty

To be a lobster,
And scuttle about the sea
Fun, till turned to food

Such a tasty meat,
Drenched in succulent butter
Lobster dies for me

Lobster fucking me,
Claws grip my shoulders fiercely,
Caught in the love-trap

axis of evil
nipps and moxie united
grandma has a cock

roller disco whore
indulges in flashing lights
drinks and screws with skates

I am well prepared
There is always lots of booze
In my possession

Want to shake his hand
Bush united Middle East
Everyone

Razor wire for guard
We sit in our blast bunker
Waiting for the end

one post dated check
cashed early by an asshole
ruins my drinking plans

i need them tax cuts
when i get that extra cash
i'll buy a lap dance

abstract art museum
housing bombastic clutter
where art comes to die

good deed for the day
stole batteries from wal mart
they will topple soon

you call that hazing
broomsticks and KY jelly
are fundamental

Welcome back SF
Missed your sharp insight and wit
Lets hear politics

Stick sticking plaster
Your sticking stick, sticks fast
You stick to your stick