Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 313 Days and 72106 Haikus later...

Old age
Haiku # 30691, May 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
We rotate ourselves
Like a spiral galaxy
Drawn to our center
Haiku # 30690, May 20, 2003 3:01 am ET
by William Nippress
How many?????????????
100,000,000 People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hungry Every Day.
Haiku # 30689, May 19, 2003 10:03 pm ET
by StarvinMarvin
Is Life Art Moving?
Is Life Art Moving in Time?
Life is Art is Life.
Haiku # 30688, May 19, 2003 9:53 pm ET
by Pablo P
Fish swim in oceans
Ladders rise and fall with stars
Crosses and Numbers
Haiku # 30687, May 19, 2003 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too old for my age
my nineteenth nervous breakdown
the Stones put it best
Haiku # 30686, May 19, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoe box in the back of a closet
i can remember
youth gone past, innocence lost
but i am still young
Haiku # 30685, May 19, 2003 8:54 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoe box in the back of a closet
comes up every day
in the morning dawn of light
then goes down at night
Haiku # 30684, May 19, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by jul
art for me has gone far enough
time to call it quits
need a new hobby
Haiku # 30683, May 19, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by searle of location location location
I argue with self
internal conflict, lonliness v's employment
I want to go but need to stay
Haiku # 30682, May 19, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by searle of far away from the past
ALthough, all it did
Was tell me I needed a disk
So I shut it down
Haiku # 30681, May 19, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by A Student of And then started again
Computer virus
The email says, that's too bad
I've received it now
Haiku # 30680, May 19, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by A Student of Thanks for the warning, anyway
just got one of dem
topless bugs, now let me at
dem topless wimen
Haiku # 30679, May 19, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by onjaysun (it's blue and tan and named Vilma)
loose hippie bitches
under the guise of free love
they behave like whores
Haiku # 30678, May 19, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Pornography sucks
Elephantile males who will
Fuck well endowed girls
Haiku # 30677, May 19, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by A Student of Exams again
i've fucked up my life
nothing to look forward to
but death and rebirth
Haiku # 30676, May 19, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hot girl, not even old enough
to stink yet
Haiku # 30675, May 19, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole area stinking of hot
teenage pussy, curvaceous and
ready to fuck
Haiku # 30674, May 19, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mall stunk with the smell of
teenage high school pussy in tight
jeans
Haiku # 30673, May 19, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frankie the Crab. How gay is he,
looking for Mr. Right. Pinching his
friends, looking for the Village
People
Haiku # 30672, May 19, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by samhain
Homosexual crabs,
they always disco dance sideways,
wearing silly little costumes
Haiku # 30671, May 19, 2003 1:16 pm ET
by samhain
Homoerotic
languages like german, say
Are quite fun to learn
Haiku # 30670, May 19, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by A Student of More beer
Most people I know
Hate crabs, get stuck in pubic
But each to their own
Haiku # 30669, May 19, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by Social Disease
Silly boys, homo-
erotic satanism
s'been out since '90's
Haiku # 30668, May 19, 2003 11:48 am ET
by Busty Sinclair of Hell's Giftshop
it is succulent
hard work getting to the meat
love eating it though
Haiku # 30667, May 19, 2003 11:26 am ET
by mellie, our muddies are the best ( crabs, that is)
snow peas and those strings
the ones down the sides of them
they can choke a girl
Haiku # 30666, May 19, 2003 11:22 am ET
by mellie
"Snow peas and chooped crab"
What a delight
Haiku # 30665, May 19, 2003 11:18 am ET
by samhain
"Red Lobster"
my uncles favorite restaurant
Haiku # 30664, May 19, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
"I would rather have a crab on my
piano than a lobster on my organ!"
Haiku # 30663, May 19, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
"Red Blobster"
My fat cousin's CB handle
Haiku # 30662, May 19, 2003 11:02 am ET
by samhain
"Rock Lobster"
B-52's
Haiku # 30661, May 19, 2003 11:01 am ET
by samhain
Ay Tis I submitted
You
Haiku # 30660, May 19, 2003 9:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Yes, there are many
monkeys on the haiku farm
With different styles
Haiku # 30659, May 19, 2003 6:21 am ET
by A Student of Affen!
willie nipples is that you
So many walk in your shoes
multitudes of worlds colide in you name
Haiku # 30658, May 19, 2003 5:56 am ET
by searle of confusededesed
Bowels and bladder gone
Frontal lobe dementure
Haiku # 30657, May 19, 2003 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
turning back the clock I see choices
leading me astray is desire
crushed on the rocky shores of the promised land
Haiku # 30656, May 19, 2003 4:48 am ET
by searle of fucked for life
Mess and filthy dissorder
Deliberate accidents contrived
painting is evil
Haiku # 30655, May 19, 2003 4:46 am ET
by searle of learning to hate art
trapped inside a rotting facade
aging thinking mind not changing
body decaying, fear
Haiku # 30654, May 19, 2003 4:35 am ET
by searle of cell in frontal lobe
......the english are cool
with their hip mien and elan
.though at times scheming*
.
.
.(*-or mercilessly ruthless)
Haiku # 30653, May 19, 2003 4:28 am ET
by ronin@jammingwithjohnandpaul
Time is chasing me
He wants more than I can give
Making haste
Haiku # 30652, May 19, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
AP tell me just
Why you hate Moxie so much
I
Haiku # 30651, May 19, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice to know you care
Or was it meant as insult
If so you have failed
Haiku # 30650, May 19, 2003 4:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice to know you care
Or was meant as insult
If so you have failed
Haiku # 30649, May 19, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Is that how I am
Axis on which all things turn
Flattering AP
Haiku # 30648, May 19, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
You forgot SF
Or have you gone soft AP
Welcome to you too
Haiku # 30647, May 19, 2003 4:10 am ET
by William Nippress
assholes
Haiku # 30646, May 19, 2003 4:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am the master
Erotic lobster haiku
No one can compare
Haiku # 30645, May 18, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by Korzak
Nothing can compare
To cracking her wide open
And eating her out
Haiku # 30644, May 18, 2003 11:46 pm ET
by Korzak
I fucking love it,
When lobster slides down my throat
So sweet and tasty
Haiku # 30643, May 18, 2003 11:42 pm ET
by Korzak
To be a lobster,
And scuttle about the sea
Fun, till turned to food
Haiku # 30642, May 18, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by Korzak
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