Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Oh no, you're a man!
But how did you smell like that?
"Pheremones, baby"
But how did you smell like that?
"Pheremones, baby"
by of Anonymous poetry
FUCK OFF
WITH THE STINKY PUSSY RUBBISH
GO AND DIE
WITH THE STINKY PUSSY RUBBISH
GO AND DIE
by of ANGRY
2 girls, tight jeans, pussy stinking
with sex smell, stinky pussy
with sex smell, stinky pussy
by
18 year old girlie, stinky pussy
sex, sitting on my face, rocking,
squirming.
sex, sitting on my face, rocking,
squirming.
by
Can you change your life?
If you can which part and how
New life awaits you
If you can which part and how
New life awaits you
by
Nothing stays the same
Appears to be real bad times
But they are shared out
Appears to be real bad times
But they are shared out
by
Sleep evades me so
Night flutters away like moths
Whose light has burned out
Night flutters away like moths
Whose light has burned out
by of Peoria, IL
My enlarged belly
Jiggles and shakes as I walk
Engorged fat cells reign
Jiggles and shakes as I walk
Engorged fat cells reign
by of Peoria, IL
Puppies sleeping sound
Destruction awaits my house
When next they awake
Destruction awaits my house
When next they awake
by of Peoria, IL
Robot fights lobster
Mechanical beast struggles
Strong claws prevail
Mechanical beast struggles
Strong claws prevail
by
sometimes you fall ap-
art. Tiny shattered peices
jab deep into the
skin. you fall apart
thinking that you are whole, but
really youre broken
and thus all your dreams
flutter out from these glass tears
that just keep falling
art. Tiny shattered peices
jab deep into the
skin. you fall apart
thinking that you are whole, but
really youre broken
and thus all your dreams
flutter out from these glass tears
that just keep falling
by of lost somewhere in your smile
the body and blood
she approaches the altar
to make her purchase
she approaches the altar
to make her purchase
by
He sells some hemp beer
Tastes bitter, buys from Holland
Legal he told me
Tastes bitter, buys from Holland
Legal he told me
by
My pagan neighbor
Shows me a book on drugs use
Unbiased and true
Shows me a book on drugs use
Unbiased and true
by
Drinking to forget
Cold road comes up to meet me
Wet roads smell so nice
Cold road comes up to meet me
Wet roads smell so nice
by
The art of driving
Squeezing in between two cars
Not a foot between
Squeezing in between two cars
Not a foot between
by
Sounds of loud creaking
I move my leather jacket
Must be quality
I move my leather jacket
Must be quality
by
Close inspection shows
Tiny round indentations
Staplers run out
Tiny round indentations
Staplers run out
by
i still have wet dreams
but they're never sexual
they involve jesus
but they're never sexual
they involve jesus
by
can you call it rape
if i shoved my dick in her
to defend myself
if i shoved my dick in her
to defend myself
by
i'm sliding around
in her crab infested maw
too much lubricant
in her crab infested maw
too much lubricant
by
Balcony wind blows
Swept inside till 5 am
The birds were chirping.
Swept inside till 5 am
The birds were chirping.
by of Toronto
everybody smiles
I don't think it is me though
probably Vilma
I don't think it is me though
probably Vilma
by
stinky girlie pussy, tight to make it
stink more, the stink of girlie
pussy, my favorite stink
stink more, the stink of girlie
pussy, my favorite stink
by
Terrorist attack
So implement police state
People have no rights
So implement police state
People have no rights
by of Effective way of keeping your own people under control
Lobsters don't have phones
They are telepaths, you see
Undersea psychics
They are telepaths, you see
Undersea psychics
by of Marianas Trench
Alexander Bell
You have lots to answer for
You really cursed us
You have lots to answer for
You really cursed us
by
Why so important
I just let you talk at me
I need my phone fix
I just let you talk at me
I need my phone fix
by
Addicted to phones
Take one with me were I go
Phone junky that
Take one with me were I go
Phone junky that
by
The telephone rings
Compelled to attend its call
Unplug from the wall
Compelled to attend its call
Unplug from the wall
by
Punctuated clouds
Provocative light blue sky
Where has the sun gone
Provocative light blue sky
Where has the sun gone
by
People look like ants
Cruising thirty thousand feet
Easy to drop bombs
Cruising thirty thousand feet
Easy to drop bombs
by
High alert attack
Terrorist seem to be on
the increase since Iraq
Terrorist seem to be on
the increase since Iraq
by
Thinking people fight
Politicians scared to death
By thinking people
Politicians scared to death
By thinking people
by
Politicians feed
On all those who do nothing
Cut off the supply
On all those who do nothing
Cut off the supply
by
Better to action
Even the wrong direction
Than to do nothing
Even the wrong direction
Than to do nothing
by
No words are wasted
If you can make someone think
For maybe first time
If you can make someone think
For maybe first time
by
why am i preaching
i make a fool of myself
there's nothing to say
i make a fool of myself
there's nothing to say
by
mean spirited men
with no imagination
strengthening their grip
with no imagination
strengthening their grip
by
it's a divider
between you and the god-head
the will of others
between you and the god-head
the will of others
by
if you're smart enough
you'll turn your back and escape
don't follow the herd
you'll turn your back and escape
don't follow the herd
by
why coerce others
to each his own devices
make your own morals
to each his own devices
make your own morals
by