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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Do you have a mammary fixation?
Haiku # 30813 May 23, 2003 6:17 am ET
by Tits R Us
wading in waste high
piles of nippless haikus
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 30812 May 23, 2003 6:04 am ET
by ap
Want to make your mark
Contact civilization
Show them who
Haiku # 30811 May 23, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Not a lost city
Turns out it
Haiku # 30810 May 23, 2003 3:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Still don
Haiku # 30809 May 23, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
They followed me home
Tribe is banging on my door
Demanding my vote
Haiku # 30808 May 23, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Shows what can happen
When you venture outside house
Think I
Haiku # 30807 May 23, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
These people talk strange
Looking at the sky, bowing
Must be a lost tribe
Haiku # 30806 May 23, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Found a lost city
It was right in the middle
Lawn needs exploring
Haiku # 30805 May 23, 2003 3:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Wading in waist high
I walk through my long grass lawn
About time I cut it
Haiku # 30804 May 23, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Saw a mad man shout
This man doesn
Haiku # 30803 May 23, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress or is it only mad people who understand?
Pissed on Kronenbourg
Hopes he can avoid exams
Coming to get you
Haiku # 30802 May 23, 2003 2:58 am ET
by Examination board
an alien came
it shat on my rug and left
oh wait, that was me
Haiku # 30801 May 22, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
minus the wrinkles
and her chronic leprosy
she's one hot mama
Haiku # 30800 May 22, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Robots and lobsters
If they would love each other,
That would be fucked up
Haiku # 30798 May 22, 2003 10:08 pm ET
by Korzak
Ralph Wiggum once said,
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
Cats are not lobsters
Haiku # 30797 May 22, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by Korzak
Some lobsters can fly
High above the clouds they soar
Safe from traps and nets
Haiku # 30796 May 22, 2003 10:04 pm ET
by Korzak
Angry robots screech,
Lobsters kidnapped their princess
Lights blink in hatred
Haiku # 30795 May 22, 2003 10:02 pm ET
by Korzak
Lobster Messiah
If he had a shell and claws
What would Jesus do?
Haiku # 30794 May 22, 2003 9:57 pm ET
by Korzak
Sometimes I wonder
If all lobsters were robots,
Couuld they still be caught?
Haiku # 30793 May 22, 2003 9:57 pm ET
by Korzak
Robots fight and kill,
For the love of a princess
Gearbox royalty
Haiku # 30792 May 22, 2003 9:54 pm ET
by Korzak
My deep-sea lover
Antennae stroking softly,
Her touch is divine
Haiku # 30791 May 22, 2003 9:50 pm ET
by Korzak
superfly jesus
you better write them gospels
before i smack you
Haiku # 30790 May 22, 2003 8:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
christ was a homo
he labeled peter "the rock"
you figure it out
Haiku # 30789 May 22, 2003 8:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i'm writing book, called "The Art of Blaspheming.")
obsessed with children
jesus was a pedophile
like wacko jacko
Haiku # 30788 May 22, 2003 8:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
jesus told judas
to betray him before hand
there was no betrayal
Haiku # 30787 May 22, 2003 7:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (christ knew what he was doing, pimpin his apostles like dolomite)
a virgin, yeah right
joseph waxed that ass all night
fo shizzle, dizzle
Haiku # 30786 May 22, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
But then on the third
I can drink excessively
Before my last test
Haiku # 30784 May 22, 2003 6:17 pm ET
by A Student of a maths exam (I've attended no maths lectures this year)
Then they make a bet
that I shall drink nothing that
is alcoholic
Haiku # 30783 May 22, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by A Student of until the third of June
Day 2: so called friends
label me alcoholic
and dirty old man
Haiku # 30782 May 22, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by A Student of and serial killer/rapist
Day 1: discover
that all Kronenbourg is mine
and I can drink it
Haiku # 30781 May 22, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by A Student of that's all well and good
Jesus could not be a pimp,
He was not even capable of it.
Mary M. was just a friend
Haiku # 30780 May 22, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by samhain
jesus was a pimp
that ho mary magdalene
he fucked her brains out
Haiku # 30779 May 22, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (she also washed his feet. christ's hair was pretty pimpin too)
I float in gelatin mass,
Sneaking up on your mind,
Washing away your sins.
Haiku # 30778 May 22, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by samhain
There is no room for
non followers in this place of hate.
So, that is my intent.
Haiku # 30777 May 22, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by samhain
The air is so thin
I can barely feel it as
I run down the street
Haiku # 30776 May 22, 2003 11:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It reverberates
tickling the tip of my nose
loosening my hips
Haiku # 30775 May 22, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Like a brown pickle
my enthusiasm lies
drying in the sun
Haiku # 30774 May 22, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Local interventions often fool,
those without thought processes,
of their own.
Haiku # 30773 May 22, 2003 11:19 am ET
by samhain
Where is the sun's face,
when there is no more day.
Long night, cold breezes now.
Haiku # 30772 May 22, 2003 11:14 am ET
by samhain
18 year old girlie, stinky pussy
sex, sitting on my face, rocking,
she's my sister
Haiku # 30771 May 22, 2003 9:37 am ET
by A Student of ANonymous poetry
Oh no, you're a man!
But how did you smell like that?
"Pheremones, baby"
Haiku # 30770 May 22, 2003 9:36 am ET
by A Student of Anonymous poetry
FUCK OFF
WITH THE STINKY PUSSY RUBBISH
GO AND DIE
Haiku # 30769 May 22, 2003 8:35 am ET
by SEARLE of ANGRY
2 girls, tight jeans, pussy stinking
with sex smell, stinky pussy
Haiku # 30768 May 22, 2003 8:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
18 year old girlie, stinky pussy
sex, sitting on my face, rocking,
squirming.
Haiku # 30767 May 22, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You
Haiku # 30766 May 22, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Can you change your life?
If you can which part and how
New life awaits you
Haiku # 30765 May 22, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Combing you life
Haiku # 30764 May 22, 2003 2:42 am ET
by William Nippress
The trick is to smile
You catch more fly
Haiku # 30763 May 22, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Nothing stays the same
Appears to be real bad times
But they are shared out
Haiku # 30762 May 22, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress