breathe in sometimes will
embrace the profound power
of the reset tab

Your new stuff not so
It just looks a lot like mine
We both know mines bad

o merry england
deride william's best efforts
he is no shakespeare

Did you mean me/you?
If you

i'm cantankerous
you're can'takeahinterous
it's preposterous

I can see him now
Overweight crew cut red-faced
Calling buddies dude

launch a new website
and then i can ignore you
there instead of here

i've read all haiku
close to thirty-one thousand
bad is accurate

I must be truthful
I must be a lesbian
I adore women

We have more balance
Our society accepts
Gays are normal here

Gay is an insult?
Only to those from Hicksville
I live in Europe

Nine, seven, Seven
Syllables is not Haiku
Have another go

Calling names who cares?
An insult, if I were gay?
I do not think so!

Inadequate males
Make comments on other men
They think it

Are you desperate?
Do you need to get noticed?
You inadequate?

stinky snatch cunt pussy smell
in tight girlie jeans

early morning rain
made pools of water around
my neighbor

Sun streams through window
Haven

Chasing butterflies
The soft breeze plays with the leaves
Kissing tall grasses

.......the green still grasses
now sway to welcome the warmth
..........of golden sunrays
.
....(and bows in gratitude :))

Bird song calls me back
The world opens up once more
Seeing clearly now

Such good words from one
You shame me ronin with haikus
You bring true essence

No one controls me
No approbation needed
To live my life free

...soft breeze of chilled air
gently chases the fall'n leaves
......to the earth puddles

Nah Ill live my life
Just any dam way I choose
My rules rule my life!

...gray wet clouds drenching
the great trees with their water
........in an early dawn

Unable to join in
Cringing by the dark wayside
I watch life steam by

Best of luck today
Student sitting his exams
Hope he studied hard?

Strolling down the road
A new sense of freedom comes
No more dull Haikus

I will make a deal
Don

Don

It

Don't touch my butt please,
It just might explode real soon.
It's happened before!

Such a charming lass,
It is too bad she looks
So much like Hitler

Robots fighting me,
They cannot hope to succeed
Parts fly everywhere

the point is this, bill :
you are too often like spam
enough already


i like reading here
my scroll finger grows weary
edging through too much

oh no! three small eggs
what a mess for these damn eggs
cleaning up my mess

It shouldn't be good
That would just defeat the point
badhaiku.com

BBQ rained out
and no beach to be seen, stuck
honoring the past

Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!

Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!

If it

Have another go
And this time put effort in
If you can funny

It

Syllables are wrong
Nine, Eight, Three, put in my name
Not bad it

ocean and sea shore
fucking for eternity
the tide's coming in

To have an affair
I

30932 not mine

my brain is itchy
so i load my revolver
and scratch it for good

1 2 3
a Bumble bee
in your shoe