Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!

Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!

If it

Have another go
And this time put effort in
If you can funny

It

Syllables are wrong
Nine, Eight, Three, put in my name
Not bad it

ocean and sea shore
fucking for eternity
the tide's coming in

To have an affair
I

30932 not mine

my brain is itchy
so i load my revolver
and scratch it for good

1 2 3
a Bumble bee
in your shoe

I saw a giraffe
But it only had three legs
But twenty one heads

this time tomorrow
I will already know it
if I don't know now

I am sexually frustrated and
William Nippress is my gay love
interest

I am William Nippress and am gay.
Having affair with sexually
frustrated

the tighter the jeans, the stinkier
the pussy. hot girls in tigh jeans,
the smell of stinky pussy sex

stinky pussy in tight jeans
the smell of sex

..a shot of mild punch
hardly delivers the rush
....of a strong liquor

I'm pretty sure that
William and sexually
have their own robots

Searle glad to hear it
Take a rest, forget a while
Go back at own speed

No wish to go on
No one of us is faultless
Relax just have some fun

And lets talk about
Some Non Haiku submissions
Limericks for one!

Have no wish to moan
But you are so selective
Some go no comment

Why set yourself up
As arbiter of good taste
What is the problem

It

quality control
it's all about discretion
rather than volume

all we are saying
give other pieces a chance
and don't hog the screen

i can hardly wait
welcoming with open arms
the apocolypse

pissing on a tomb
everyone must realize
the dead get thirsty

memorial day
so and so died for such and-
such blah blah blah blah

our fallen soldiers
i envision their corpses
grilling like hotdogs

absorbing the rays
real men don't apply sun screen
i am so hardcore

storm is over
or is it just the eye
feeling ok with my choices today

william nippress's words
interesting, sparks thought
can't be bad

Negative people
Sorry used up so much space
But they bring me down

And to be honest
I won

They

If you really must
Pulling holes in my Haiku
Feel free I

If your life is bad
I

I like this Haiku site
And I read some good people
Stop criticizing

There

Would be small minded
If all my life was just here
Relax have some fun

Status is just crap
It

People steal my name
People rubbish me, so what
It

Never claimed high ground
Never said my work was good
Its just fun relax

Looks over shoulder
Its ok still 571
Am I after him?

Cliff likes to eat sand.
He'd have some sand sandwiches,
If he had some bread.

Floating feathers drift
On warm air currents rising
Like effective dough.

Equally Trying:
Conversations on stairways.
Insufferable.

Insufferable.
Conversations in doorways.
Insufferable.