I'm pretty sure that
William and sexually
have their own robots

Searle glad to hear it
Take a rest, forget a while
Go back at own speed

No wish to go on
No one of us is faultless
Relax just have some fun

And lets talk about
Some Non Haiku submissions
Limericks for one!

Have no wish to moan
But you are so selective
Some go no comment

Why set yourself up
As arbiter of good taste
What is the problem

It

quality control
it's all about discretion
rather than volume

all we are saying
give other pieces a chance
and don't hog the screen

i can hardly wait
welcoming with open arms
the apocolypse

pissing on a tomb
everyone must realize
the dead get thirsty

memorial day
so and so died for such and-
such blah blah blah blah

our fallen soldiers
i envision their corpses
grilling like hotdogs

absorbing the rays
real men don't apply sun screen
i am so hardcore

storm is over
or is it just the eye
feeling ok with my choices today

william nippress's words
interesting, sparks thought
can't be bad

Negative people
Sorry used up so much space
But they bring me down

And to be honest
I won

They

If you really must
Pulling holes in my Haiku
Feel free I

If your life is bad
I

I like this Haiku site
And I read some good people
Stop criticizing

There

Would be small minded
If all my life was just here
Relax have some fun

Status is just crap
It

People steal my name
People rubbish me, so what
It

Never claimed high ground
Never said my work was good
Its just fun relax

Looks over shoulder
Its ok still 571
Am I after him?

Cliff likes to eat sand.
He'd have some sand sandwiches,
If he had some bread.

Floating feathers drift
On warm air currents rising
Like effective dough.

Equally Trying:
Conversations on stairways.
Insufferable.

Insufferable.
Conversations in doorways.
Insufferable.

Jangling keys, weird sensation,
Look in my pocket
For a brief demonstration

please understand me
i'm as normal as you are
if you were normal

nasal congestion
i cut my toenails today
is this a poem ?

here is a journal
documenting drab details
of a boring life


i just have to ask
please go and sit somewhere else
not near the keyboard

you heard it here first :
william nippress the new mox
who counts seventeen

i have to confess
i didn't like my last work
as it wasn't mine

you're welcome nipp dude
look how pissed off jake fool is
tenga buen dia

Writing in my name!
Someone too ashamed to say
what their real name is

today i earned $86 after tax
My employers made $900 from my work
I have trouble justifying it to myself

coca cola
condensation on can
refreshing after a day in the shop

30883 not mine

Thank you good people
I laughed at the submissions
Morning laughter

een duhn furgit mel-lie

you the man, ronin
just go and lead the way, dude
and let haiku reign

duhh....the night cold and
sweaty. i lay and think
to myself and ask this
question: What's goin' on
HERE?

foaming waves sparkle
in a sea of endless blue
a mountain in white

with skin like onion
exasperated she'll be
let cock-suckers squib

now, girl-boys, behave
you perverts have gone too far
just let my site be