please understand me
i'm as normal as you are
if you were normal

nasal congestion
i cut my toenails today
is this a poem ?

here is a journal
documenting drab details
of a boring life


i just have to ask
please go and sit somewhere else
not near the keyboard

you heard it here first :
william nippress the new mox
who counts seventeen

i have to confess
i didn't like my last work
as it wasn't mine

you're welcome nipp dude
look how pissed off jake fool is
tenga buen dia

Writing in my name!
Someone too ashamed to say
what their real name is

today i earned $86 after tax
My employers made $900 from my work
I have trouble justifying it to myself

coca cola
condensation on can
refreshing after a day in the shop

30883 not mine

Thank you good people
I laughed at the submissions
Morning laughter

een duhn furgit mel-lie

you the man, ronin
just go and lead the way, dude
and let haiku reign

duhh....the night cold and
sweaty. i lay and think
to myself and ask this
question: What's goin' on
HERE?

foaming waves sparkle
in a sea of endless blue
a mountain in white

with skin like onion
exasperated she'll be
let cock-suckers squib

now, girl-boys, behave
you perverts have gone too far
just let my site be

Aww for dung jake's sake
Two baloney sammiches
squibbling over jake*
.
(*-crap)

No, Jake is mine so
He never was really yours
He is true to me

Jake was my boyfriend
Boyfriend of mine he was so
My dear boyfriend Jake

One of the monkeys
Has a lack of confidence
See haiku below

Haikus are private
You should not read my haikus
Please don

They just wrote haiku
Under the name Nippress and
Posted it up here

Investigation
by students into monkeys
and writing Shakespeare

one, two, maybe three
anymore becomes greedy
get your own website

self advertising
shameless, pathetic, blalant
mystery pics good!

Mark my words one day
This place will be the in place
Property still cheap

Fruits vegetables
Some I may never have seen
Shopkeepers smiling

Mostly Sikhs, Hindus
Just finished Gurudwara
Largest in the west

Streets full of strollers
Families, those in the know
Its well kept secret

For those who don

Finished about nine
Went shopping in the High Street
For hard to get spice

I went to Southall
Great Indian meal last night
Families

Mawkishly sharp smooth
Neighbor steals part of my land
I slap a notice

The block that stops you
You will find other ways through
Not impossible

Get out and about
Give yourself space and some time
Forget for a while

Most artists

If you stop right now
If you do never retry
Then you are correct

True artist fight on
You may fail you may succeed
Self-expression rules

When refreshed get back
You

You can not give in
Who said life would be easy
By all means take rest

blank paper for writing
I have given up painting not art
a hard decision but needed

sunday is washing day
I have enough coin
laundromat if mixed filth i hate you

packing away the paints
clean and store my brushes
maybe one day i will paint again

running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant

The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!

Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?

He

For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg

Jake my hand I