Haikus are private
You should not read my haikus
Please don

They just wrote haiku
Under the name Nippress and
Posted it up here

Investigation
by students into monkeys
and writing Shakespeare

one, two, maybe three
anymore becomes greedy
get your own website

self advertising
shameless, pathetic, blalant
mystery pics good!

Mark my words one day
This place will be the in place
Property still cheap

Fruits vegetables
Some I may never have seen
Shopkeepers smiling

Mostly Sikhs, Hindus
Just finished Gurudwara
Largest in the west

Streets full of strollers
Families, those in the know
Its well kept secret

For those who don

Finished about nine
Went shopping in the High Street
For hard to get spice

I went to Southall
Great Indian meal last night
Families

Mawkishly sharp smooth
Neighbor steals part of my land
I slap a notice

The block that stops you
You will find other ways through
Not impossible

Get out and about
Give yourself space and some time
Forget for a while

Most artists

If you stop right now
If you do never retry
Then you are correct

True artist fight on
You may fail you may succeed
Self-expression rules

When refreshed get back
You

You can not give in
Who said life would be easy
By all means take rest

blank paper for writing
I have given up painting not art
a hard decision but needed

sunday is washing day
I have enough coin
laundromat if mixed filth i hate you

packing away the paints
clean and store my brushes
maybe one day i will paint again

running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant

The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!

Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?

He

For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg

Jake my hand I

Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights

Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you

What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die

Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?

I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It

30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine

welcome to the club

I am to be worshipped. You all can
suck my balls if you don't like me.
Cock suckers......

William Nippress is god...I saw
Mickey Mouse nailed to a cross
while the pope jaked off...

Floyd the barber, rolls up a doobie,
drinkin' a 40 oz beer, slappin' his
ho' around.

Floyd the barber, rots in hell,
smokin' crack and what's that
smell?

new faces bring joy
when all else is amiss and
dreams seem forgotten

Snip my buttons off,
With your shearing claw, my sweet
Lobster in my pants

before things get out
of hand, we gotta Nippress
it in the bud, Ange

Hug the baby seals,
Hug the porpoiseses,
Hug the walrusess
Hug Tennesee Tuxedo,
Hug Barney Fife

In the words of the great
philosopher Homer J. Simpson....
"DOHHHHHHH!!!"

hippie girls micro
buses or mom's taurus, luv
that mountain aire time

sometimes it is worse
to have your fear come true
you knew all along

i want to know what
it would feel like to
hold him just once more

I like big butts and I can't deny,
They rock my world
and make me high.

"Arf, arf, arf!" Lassie's response