The block that stops you
You will find other ways through
Not impossible

Get out and about
Give yourself space and some time
Forget for a while

Most artists

If you stop right now
If you do never retry
Then you are correct

True artist fight on
You may fail you may succeed
Self-expression rules

When refreshed get back
You

You can not give in
Who said life would be easy
By all means take rest

blank paper for writing
I have given up painting not art
a hard decision but needed

sunday is washing day
I have enough coin
laundromat if mixed filth i hate you

packing away the paints
clean and store my brushes
maybe one day i will paint again

running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant

The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!

Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?

He

For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg

Jake my hand I

Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights

Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you

What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die

Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?

I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It

30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine

welcome to the club

I am to be worshipped. You all can
suck my balls if you don't like me.
Cock suckers......

William Nippress is god...I saw
Mickey Mouse nailed to a cross
while the pope jaked off...

Floyd the barber, rolls up a doobie,
drinkin' a 40 oz beer, slappin' his
ho' around.

Floyd the barber, rots in hell,
smokin' crack and what's that
smell?

new faces bring joy
when all else is amiss and
dreams seem forgotten

Snip my buttons off,
With your shearing claw, my sweet
Lobster in my pants

before things get out
of hand, we gotta Nippress
it in the bud, Ange

Hug the baby seals,
Hug the porpoiseses,
Hug the walrusess
Hug Tennesee Tuxedo,
Hug Barney Fife

In the words of the great
philosopher Homer J. Simpson....
"DOHHHHHHH!!!"

hippie girls micro
buses or mom's taurus, luv
that mountain aire time

sometimes it is worse
to have your fear come true
you knew all along

i want to know what
it would feel like to
hold him just once more

I like big butts and I can't deny,
They rock my world
and make me high.

"Arf, arf, arf!" Lassie's response

"What's wrong girl? Did Timmy
fall down the well??"
FROM THE 'LASSIE' TV SHOW

When I die,
Bury me with,
My soul.

Let's go mine some cubic zirconia,
And have a party with
Barney the dinosaur

Poems for the blind are useless,
unless spoken with emotion

lovely new 'puter
with eyes of deep cobalt blue
you are marvellous

abreast of fashion
considering a tattoo
ta da drum roll please

some deep core drilling
right into the heart of me
promising samples

Its no good you going
on the wagon we

It's been eleven
hours since my last drink of beer:
Eleven AM

Maybe she still sucks her thumb
And we all know what that means

Do you have a mammary fixation?

wading in waste high
piles of nippless haikus
grandma has a cock

Want to make your mark
Contact civilization
Show them who