The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!

Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?

He

For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg

Jake my hand I

Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights

Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you

What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die

Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?

I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It

30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine

welcome to the club

I am to be worshipped. You all can
suck my balls if you don't like me.
Cock suckers......

William Nippress is god...I saw
Mickey Mouse nailed to a cross
while the pope jaked off...

Floyd the barber, rolls up a doobie,
drinkin' a 40 oz beer, slappin' his
ho' around.

Floyd the barber, rots in hell,
smokin' crack and what's that
smell?

new faces bring joy
when all else is amiss and
dreams seem forgotten

Snip my buttons off,
With your shearing claw, my sweet
Lobster in my pants

before things get out
of hand, we gotta Nippress
it in the bud, Ange

Hug the baby seals,
Hug the porpoiseses,
Hug the walrusess
Hug Tennesee Tuxedo,
Hug Barney Fife

In the words of the great
philosopher Homer J. Simpson....
"DOHHHHHHH!!!"

hippie girls micro
buses or mom's taurus, luv
that mountain aire time

sometimes it is worse
to have your fear come true
you knew all along

i want to know what
it would feel like to
hold him just once more

I like big butts and I can't deny,
They rock my world
and make me high.

"Arf, arf, arf!" Lassie's response

"What's wrong girl? Did Timmy
fall down the well??"
FROM THE 'LASSIE' TV SHOW

When I die,
Bury me with,
My soul.

Let's go mine some cubic zirconia,
And have a party with
Barney the dinosaur

Poems for the blind are useless,
unless spoken with emotion

lovely new 'puter
with eyes of deep cobalt blue
you are marvellous

abreast of fashion
considering a tattoo
ta da drum roll please

some deep core drilling
right into the heart of me
promising samples

Its no good you going
on the wagon we

It's been eleven
hours since my last drink of beer:
Eleven AM

Maybe she still sucks her thumb
And we all know what that means

Do you have a mammary fixation?

wading in waste high
piles of nippless haikus
grandma has a cock

Want to make your mark
Contact civilization
Show them who

Not a lost city
Turns out it

Still don

They followed me home
Tribe is banging on my door
Demanding my vote

Shows what can happen
When you venture outside house
Think I

These people talk strange
Looking at the sky, bowing
Must be a lost tribe

Found a lost city
It was right in the middle
Lawn needs exploring

Wading in waist high
I walk through my long grass lawn
About time I cut it

Saw a mad man shout
This man doesn

Pissed on Kronenbourg
Hopes he can avoid exams
Coming to get you

an alien came
it shat on my rug and left
oh wait, that was me

minus the wrinkles
and her chronic leprosy
she's one hot mama