Mawkishly sharp smooth
Neighbor steals part of my land
I slap a notice
by William Nippress
The block that stops you
You will find other ways through
Not impossible
by William Nippress
Get out and about
Give yourself space and some time
Forget for a while
by William Nippress
Most artists
by William Nippress
If you stop right now
If you do never retry
Then you are correct
by William Nippress
True artist fight on
You may fail you may succeed
Self-expression rules
by William Nippress
When refreshed get back
You
by William Nippress
You can not give in
Who said life would be easy
By all means take rest
by William Nippress
blank paper for writing
I have given up painting not art
a hard decision but needed
by searle of william nippress fan club :-0
sunday is washing day
I have enough coin
laundromat if mixed filth i hate you
by searle
packing away the paints
clean and store my brushes
maybe one day i will paint again
by searle
running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant
by searle
The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?
by William Nippress
For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg
by William Nippress
Jake my hand I
by William Nippress
Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights
by William Nippress
Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you
by William Nippress
What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die
by William Nippress
Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?
by William Nippress
I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It
by William Nippress
30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine
by William Nippress
welcome to the club
by sexually frustrated of and then was there two
I am to be worshipped. You all can
suck my balls if you don't like me.
Cock suckers......
by William Nippress
William Nippress is god...I saw
Mickey Mouse nailed to a cross
while the pope jaked off...
by William Nippress
Floyd the barber, rolls up a doobie,
drinkin' a 40 oz beer, slappin' his
ho' around.
by samhain
Floyd the barber, rots in hell,
smokin' crack and what's that
smell?
by samhain
new faces bring joy
when all else is amiss and
dreams seem forgotten
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
Snip my buttons off,
With your shearing claw, my sweet
Lobster in my pants
by Korzak
before things get out
of hand, we gotta Nippress
it in the bud, Ange
by onjaysun (Floyd is a barber not a band)
Hug the baby seals,
Hug the porpoiseses,
Hug the walrusess
Hug Tennesee Tuxedo,
Hug Barney Fife
by William Nippress
In the words of the great
philosopher Homer J. Simpson....
"DOHHHHHHH!!!"
by William Nippress
hippie girls micro
buses or mom's taurus, luv
that mountain aire time
by onjaysun (if it's free love can I still get a receipt?)
sometimes it is worse
to have your fear come true
you knew all along
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
i want to know what
it would feel like to
hold him just once more
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
I like big butts and I can't deny,
They rock my world
and make me high.
by William Nippress
"Arf, arf, arf!" Lassie's response
by samhain
"What's wrong girl? Did Timmy
fall down the well??"
FROM THE 'LASSIE' TV SHOW
by samhain
When I die,
Bury me with,
My soul.
by samhain
Let's go mine some cubic zirconia,
And have a party with
Barney the dinosaur
by samhain
Poems for the blind are useless,
unless spoken with emotion
by samhain
lovely new 'puter
with eyes of deep cobalt blue
you are marvellous
by :-) ash
abreast of fashion
considering a tattoo
ta da drum roll please
by mellie
some deep core drilling
right into the heart of me
promising samples
by mellie
Its no good you going
on the wagon we
by Examination Board
It's been eleven
hours since my last drink of beer:
Eleven AM
by A Student of this is going to halve my shopping bill
Maybe she still sucks her thumb
And we all know what that means
by Time to come off breast feeding
Do you have a mammary fixation?
by Tits R Us
wading in waste high
piles of nippless haikus
grandma has a cock
by ap
