Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 164 Days and 77044 Haiku later...

duhh....the night cold and
sweaty. i lay and think
to myself and ask this
question: What's goin' on
HERE?
Haiku # 30882, May 26, 2003 1:19 am ET
by mox
foaming waves sparkle
in a sea of endless blue
a mountain in white
Haiku # 30880, May 26, 2003 1:12 am ET
by ash
with skin like onion
exasperated she'll be
let cock-suckers squib
Haiku # 30879, May 26, 2003 1:10 am ET
by Jake of Jakehole.com
now, girl-boys, behave
you perverts have gone too far
just let my site be
Haiku # 30878, May 26, 2003 1:03 am ET
by janis of Scarborough
Aww for dung jake's sake
Two baloney sammiches
squibbling over jake*
.
(*-crap)
Haiku # 30877, May 26, 2003 1:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet@Jakeass.com of HAHAAHAAA!!!
No, Jake is mine so
He never was really yours
He is true to me
Haiku # 30876, May 26, 2003 12:56 am ET
by sexually frustrated of Go find your own Jake, jake!
Jake was my boyfriend
Boyfriend of mine he was so
My dear boyfriend Jake
Haiku # 30875, May 26, 2003 12:54 am ET
by A Student of Jaking off somewhere
One of the monkeys
Has a lack of confidence
See haiku below
Haiku # 30874, May 25, 2003 6:50 pm ET
by A Student of Baboons!!!
Haikus are private
You should not read my haikus
Please don
Haiku # 30873, May 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
They just wrote haiku
Under the name Nippress and
Posted it up here
Haiku # 30872, May 25, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by A Student of Or they relieved themselves on the keyboard
Investigation
by students into monkeys
and writing Shakespeare
Haiku # 30871, May 25, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by A Student of They didn't though
one, two, maybe three
anymore becomes greedy
get your own website
Haiku # 30870, May 25, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by poem limiter
self advertising
shameless, pathetic, blalant
mystery pics good!
Haiku # 30869, May 25, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by jonas! of iceland.
Mark my words one day
This place will be the in place
Property still cheap
Haiku # 30868, May 25, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Fruits vegetables
Some I may never have seen
Shopkeepers smiling
Haiku # 30867, May 25, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Mostly Sikhs, Hindus
Just finished Gurudwara
Largest in the west
Haiku # 30866, May 25, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Streets full of strollers
Families, those in the know
Its well kept secret
Haiku # 30865, May 25, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
For those who don
Haiku # 30864, May 25, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Finished about nine
Went shopping in the High Street
For hard to get spice
Haiku # 30863, May 25, 2003 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
I went to Southall
Great Indian meal last night
Families
Haiku # 30862, May 25, 2003 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Mawkishly sharp smooth
Neighbor steals part of my land
I slap a notice
Haiku # 30861, May 25, 2003 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress
The block that stops you
You will find other ways through
Not impossible
Haiku # 30860, May 25, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Get out and about
Give yourself space and some time
Forget for a while
Haiku # 30859, May 25, 2003 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Most artists
Haiku # 30858, May 25, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
If you stop right now
If you do never retry
Then you are correct
Haiku # 30857, May 25, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
True artist fight on
You may fail you may succeed
Self-expression rules
Haiku # 30856, May 25, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
When refreshed get back
You
Haiku # 30855, May 25, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
You can not give in
Who said life would be easy
By all means take rest
Haiku # 30854, May 25, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
blank paper for writing
I have given up painting not art
a hard decision but needed
Haiku # 30853, May 24, 2003 9:09 pm ET
by searle of william nippress fan club :-0
sunday is washing day
I have enough coin
laundromat if mixed filth i hate you
Haiku # 30852, May 24, 2003 9:05 pm ET
by searle
packing away the paints
clean and store my brushes
maybe one day i will paint again
Haiku # 30851, May 24, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by searle
running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant
Haiku # 30850, May 24, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by searle
The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!
Haiku # 30849, May 24, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?
Haiku # 30848, May 24, 2003 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 30847, May 24, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg
Haiku # 30846, May 24, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Jake my hand I
Haiku # 30845, May 24, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights
Haiku # 30844, May 24, 2003 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you
Haiku # 30843, May 24, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die
Haiku # 30842, May 24, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?
Haiku # 30841, May 24, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It
Haiku # 30840, May 24, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine
Haiku # 30839, May 24, 2003 4:09 am ET
by William Nippress
welcome to the club
Haiku # 30838, May 24, 2003 2:32 am ET
by sexually frustrated of and then was there two
I am to be worshipped. You all can
suck my balls if you don't like me.
Cock suckers......
Haiku # 30837, May 24, 2003 1:09 am ET
by William Nippress
William Nippress is god...I saw
Mickey Mouse nailed to a cross
while the pope jaked off...
Haiku # 30836, May 24, 2003 1:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Floyd the barber, rolls up a doobie,
drinkin' a 40 oz beer, slappin' his
ho' around.
Haiku # 30835, May 24, 2003 1:06 am ET
by samhain
Floyd the barber, rots in hell,
smokin' crack and what's that
smell?
Haiku # 30834, May 24, 2003 1:04 am ET
by samhain
new faces bring joy
when all else is amiss and
dreams seem forgotten
Haiku # 30833, May 24, 2003 1:03 am ET
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
Snip my buttons off,
With your shearing claw, my sweet
Lobster in my pants
Haiku # 30832, May 23, 2003 9:48 pm ET
by Korzak
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