Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 173 Days and 77062 Haiku later...

I am William Nippress and am gay.
Having affair with sexually
frustrated
Haiku # 30932, May 27, 2003 8:36 am ET
by William Nippress
the tighter the jeans, the stinkier
the pussy. hot girls in tigh jeans,
the smell of stinky pussy sex
Haiku # 30931, May 27, 2003 8:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stinky pussy in tight jeans
the smell of sex
Haiku # 30930, May 27, 2003 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
..a shot of mild punch
hardly delivers the rush
....of a strong liquor
Haiku # 30929, May 27, 2003 7:42 am ET
by ronin@soamateurishreallyifimightsosay
I'm pretty sure that
William and sexually
have their own robots
Haiku # 30928, May 27, 2003 5:37 am ET
by k of it's really beyond those two 'getting a life' at this point isn't it?
Searle glad to hear it
Take a rest, forget a while
Go back at own speed

Haiku # 30927, May 27, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
No wish to go on
No one of us is faultless
Relax just have some fun
Haiku # 30926, May 27, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
And lets talk about
Some Non Haiku submissions
Limericks for one!
Haiku # 30925, May 27, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Have no wish to moan
But you are so selective
Some go no comment
Haiku # 30924, May 27, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Why set yourself up
As arbiter of good taste
What is the problem
Haiku # 30923, May 27, 2003 2:30 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30922, May 27, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
quality control
it's all about discretion
rather than volume
Haiku # 30921, May 26, 2003 9:49 pm ET
by ash
all we are saying
give other pieces a chance
and don't hog the screen
Haiku # 30920, May 26, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by ash
i can hardly wait
welcoming with open arms
the apocolypse
Haiku # 30919, May 26, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
pissing on a tomb
everyone must realize
the dead get thirsty
Haiku # 30918, May 26, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
memorial day
so and so died for such and-
such blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 30917, May 26, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our fallen soldiers
i envision their corpses
grilling like hotdogs
Haiku # 30916, May 26, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
absorbing the rays
real men don't apply sun screen
i am so hardcore
Haiku # 30915, May 26, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
storm is over
or is it just the eye
feeling ok with my choices today
Haiku # 30914, May 26, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by searle of here
william nippress's words
interesting, sparks thought
can't be bad
Haiku # 30913, May 26, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by searle of morning
Negative people
Sorry used up so much space
But they bring me down
Haiku # 30912, May 26, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
And to be honest
I won
Haiku # 30911, May 26, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 30910, May 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by W
If you really must
Pulling holes in my Haiku
Feel free I
Haiku # 30909, May 26, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
If your life is bad
I
Haiku # 30908, May 26, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
I like this Haiku site
And I read some good people
Stop criticizing
Haiku # 30907, May 26, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
There
Haiku # 30906, May 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
Would be small minded
If all my life was just here
Relax have some fun
Haiku # 30905, May 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
Status is just crap
It
Haiku # 30904, May 26, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
People steal my name
People rubbish me, so what
It
Haiku # 30903, May 26, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
Never claimed high ground
Never said my work was good
Its just fun relax
Haiku # 30902, May 26, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looks over shoulder
Its ok still 571
Am I after him?
Haiku # 30901, May 26, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cliff likes to eat sand.
He'd have some sand sandwiches,
If he had some bread.
Haiku # 30900, May 26, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by JH of London
Floating feathers drift
On warm air currents rising
Like effective dough.
Haiku # 30899, May 26, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by JH of London
Equally Trying:
Conversations on stairways.
Insufferable.
Haiku # 30898, May 26, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by JH of London
Insufferable.
Conversations in doorways.
Insufferable.
Haiku # 30897, May 26, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by JH of London
Jangling keys, weird sensation,
Look in my pocket
For a brief demonstration
Haiku # 30896, May 26, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by JH of London
please understand me
i'm as normal as you are
if you were normal
Haiku # 30895, May 26, 2003 9:57 am ET
by ash
nasal congestion
i cut my toenails today
is this a poem ?
Haiku # 30894, May 26, 2003 9:54 am ET
by ash
here is a journal
documenting drab details
of a boring life


i just have to ask
please go and sit somewhere else
not near the keyboard
Haiku # 30893, May 26, 2003 9:44 am ET
by ash
you heard it here first :
william nippress the new mox
who counts seventeen
Haiku # 30892, May 26, 2003 9:37 am ET
by ash
i have to confess
i didn't like my last work
as it wasn't mine
Haiku # 30891, May 26, 2003 9:35 am ET
by ash (the real ash you understand)
you're welcome nipp dude
look how pissed off jake fool is
tenga buen dia
Haiku # 30890, May 26, 2003 7:51 am ET
by harharhar of Jakingshit.com
Writing in my name!
Someone too ashamed to say
what their real name is
Haiku # 30889, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by A Student of Homosexuality's nothing to be ashamed about, fool
today i earned $86 after tax
My employers made $900 from my work
I have trouble justifying it to myself
Haiku # 30888, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by Searle of employed
coca cola
condensation on can
refreshing after a day in the shop
Haiku # 30887, May 26, 2003 3:38 am ET
by searle of home with tired back
30883 not mine
Haiku # 30886, May 26, 2003 3:37 am ET
by searle
Thank you good people
I laughed at the submissions
Morning laughter
Haiku # 30885, May 26, 2003 2:29 am ET
by William Nippress
een duhn furgit mel-lie
Haiku # 30884, May 26, 2003 1:34 am ET
by sigh
you the man, ronin
just go and lead the way, dude
and let haiku reign
Haiku # 30883, May 26, 2003 1:26 am ET
by searle
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