Burnt Grandpa Whizzing On Floor
No Bladder In His Body
Urinate Baseball In the Stadium

I, William Nippress celebrate my
coming out of the closet with SF.
Thank you and goodnight.

Burnt Grandma Jelly Bean
Invades The Kitchen Mop
Soaking Up Dust And Cake

31028 not mine. I

Burnt Jelly Bean
Invades My Sock Drawer
Alien Sugar Fuzz Fix

Burnt Grandma Sandwich

Zabadooey is
Another SF split off
Personality

i worship sf so leave me alone,
i want to have his love child
in france, in the sewer

Never seen it done
SF will show us just how
To kiss ones own ass

shut the hell up will
you don't have to kiss my ass
i kiss my own ass

What is lackluster?
A haiku without SF
Sad to see him go

There and then he

Don

Hi Sexually F
I was just thinking of you
Thought you

i had a good run
i'm no longer hate-worthy
so it's time to leave

i am so jealous
will is more hated than me
and i'm a racist

Student how

Very poor attempt
Think ash can speak for himself
As he

It must be quite hard
Feeding and cleaning monkeys
While they write haiku

I wanted to be
Zabadooey but I can

31007
Not mine but thanks anyway

accidentally burnt granma's liver,
she drank too much cuervo,
little worm in her gut-sac

hOmEy GaNgStA, iN dA sKy
GiMmE nOw A pLAcE tO
fLy

I, William Nippress am a sod and
a soppy pratt. Please give me
money for drugs

accidentally burnt granma's face
off with a cattle prod
little pieces mad cow

william nippress go away and
leave us, we have no need for
you or your kind here now

accidentally burnt grama's socks
while playing in the rafters,
old people not knowing things

leccy bankie on
feeling warm down to my toes
these uggy boots suck

i'm not in or out
just longing to be somewhere
is else a good place ?

keep on doing it
don't stop now you are on top
up where you belong

All shout Ash is back!!!
Maybe we should try this more
Helps you back on track

the mattress beckons
softly i sink into it
and yet out of it

Your output/standard
Its going up, soon be back
What it was before

middle of the night
poseidon of pots and pans
dishwasher rouses

Green before my eyes
Nature forces me to look
See my spring garment

humble poet lurks
biding time for expression
letting silence be

Causality wills
The new haiku precedence
Loved by all who try

Your last ones Moxie
Seventeen syllables cut
Just as I

i always reflect
so dull illumination
my light is fading

breathe in sometimes will
embrace the profound power
of the reset tab

Your new stuff not so
It just looks a lot like mine
We both know mines bad

o merry england
deride william's best efforts
he is no shakespeare

Did you mean me/you?
If you

i'm cantankerous
you're can'takeahinterous
it's preposterous

I can see him now
Overweight crew cut red-faced
Calling buddies dude

launch a new website
and then i can ignore you
there instead of here

i've read all haiku
close to thirty-one thousand
bad is accurate

I must be truthful
I must be a lesbian
I adore women

We have more balance
Our society accepts
Gays are normal here

Gay is an insult?
Only to those from Hicksville
I live in Europe