george and the queen
know what i mean?
getting busy on a saturday eve

Enter Evil Hero
Subdued By Cookie Plazm
Wandering Jew In Chains

"We are the worrrrrrrrld, we are
the chilllllllldrennnnnnn!"

When I say that certian haiku
is not mine, it could only mean
that I am lyin'. I have two
personalities, but I know if is SF
that I want to squeeze.

I demand reparations for slavery!
Stop the evil white man from
suppressing us! Give me money
for my pain and torture!

SF and me,
sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G

She Was My Slave
Until I Freed Her
Now She Is Dead

Where Is God Today?
Where Are My Shoes?
God took Them

I Saw Hitler Today,
At Mass, Praying For A Little Girl,
Praying For Stuffed Turkey

Kafka, Burning In His Bed,
Warm Toast Environs Of Evil.
Disciple Of Volcano Currents

SF, out our room
Son don

she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance

20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans

tight jeans, stinky pussy inside,
stinky sex snatch stinking in her
tight jeans, hot stink

Living In Your Garden Of Evil,
While Jello Pudding and Bill Cosby,
Soak In A Bath Of Mustard Gas

Burnt Grandma Sandwich,
Flying Like A Russian Flag,
In The Oven Toasted Nihilism

I hardly think you!
A stooge for insurance
Are fit to ask that

Need to talk son
I know you think it

Mr. Nippress clone
Is it necessary to write
about such rubbish?

That "retards" should read
U.S. government but it
still means the same thing

I know where they are
Saddam sold his weapons to
Osama and friends

You think he

Wander what

He

That

Predicable Is
A virgin homosexual
That describes him well

Where

Fall asleep sitting
Waiting to be put away
Not playing with me?

Rummage in my mind
Squelching clammy fingers find
Must try to be kind

I

I apologize
For all I know you

Through my tears I see
Mellie going down, must know?
On who? Mellie who?

With my tears forming
Moist rivers about my eyes
I read back past haikus

The hatred is spreading fast
Vietnam may be nothing
Compared to this war

Administration?
Rumsfelds just taking the piss
He thinks your stupid

No weapons of mass destruction found

Office manager
In Pakistan earns about
Twenty dollars month

Who needs works trappings?
Wealth is illusionary
To some I am rich

Soft dew soaked grass lawn
Sparkles like jewels in the sun
Marking my passage

Hang on the that thought
Just try to keep it alive
It serves you all day

Morning brings clear minds
Yet untainted by dark thoughts
anguish and sorrow

Bush a Zionist?
Iraq proving real No, No.
It will bite him his bum

31035 not mine

balance of power
tilting towards bushy side
time to take cover

best of times
left behind
the bridge is fucking burned

will is a nice guy
they say nice guys finish last
well, we're still waiting

s.f. is racist
s.f. is a weird pervert
s.f. makes me laugh

a too crowded house
amusing things to be said
seeking space elsewhere

Five days and the fools
admitted that I was no
alcoholic fool

zabadooey sucks
he is no product of mine
he's a cheap knock-off