Rummage in my mind
Squelching clammy fingers find
Must try to be kind

I

I apologize
For all I know you

Through my tears I see
Mellie going down, must know?
On who? Mellie who?

With my tears forming
Moist rivers about my eyes
I read back past haikus

The hatred is spreading fast
Vietnam may be nothing
Compared to this war

Administration?
Rumsfelds just taking the piss
He thinks your stupid

No weapons of mass destruction found

Office manager
In Pakistan earns about
Twenty dollars month

Who needs works trappings?
Wealth is illusionary
To some I am rich

Soft dew soaked grass lawn
Sparkles like jewels in the sun
Marking my passage

Hang on the that thought
Just try to keep it alive
It serves you all day

Morning brings clear minds
Yet untainted by dark thoughts
anguish and sorrow

Bush a Zionist?
Iraq proving real No, No.
It will bite him his bum

31035 not mine

balance of power
tilting towards bushy side
time to take cover

best of times
left behind
the bridge is fucking burned

will is a nice guy
they say nice guys finish last
well, we're still waiting

s.f. is racist
s.f. is a weird pervert
s.f. makes me laugh

a too crowded house
amusing things to be said
seeking space elsewhere

Five days and the fools
admitted that I was no
alcoholic fool

zabadooey sucks
he is no product of mine
he's a cheap knock-off

Enfeebled surface
Quailing humid wet green
Effervescing puss

Sleep tight and lay off
the drugs and booz for tonight
Just try to sleep clean

Burnt Grandpa Whizzing On Floor
No Bladder In His Body
Urinate Baseball In the Stadium

I, William Nippress celebrate my
coming out of the closet with SF.
Thank you and goodnight.

Burnt Grandma Jelly Bean
Invades The Kitchen Mop
Soaking Up Dust And Cake

31028 not mine. I

Burnt Jelly Bean
Invades My Sock Drawer
Alien Sugar Fuzz Fix

Burnt Grandma Sandwich

Zabadooey is
Another SF split off
Personality

i worship sf so leave me alone,
i want to have his love child
in france, in the sewer

Never seen it done
SF will show us just how
To kiss ones own ass

shut the hell up will
you don't have to kiss my ass
i kiss my own ass

What is lackluster?
A haiku without SF
Sad to see him go

There and then he

Don

Hi Sexually F
I was just thinking of you
Thought you

i had a good run
i'm no longer hate-worthy
so it's time to leave

i am so jealous
will is more hated than me
and i'm a racist

Student how

Very poor attempt
Think ash can speak for himself
As he

It must be quite hard
Feeding and cleaning monkeys
While they write haiku

I wanted to be
Zabadooey but I can

31007
Not mine but thanks anyway

accidentally burnt granma's liver,
she drank too much cuervo,
little worm in her gut-sac

hOmEy GaNgStA, iN dA sKy
GiMmE nOw A pLAcE tO
fLy

I, William Nippress am a sod and
a soppy pratt. Please give me
money for drugs

accidentally burnt granma's face
off with a cattle prod
little pieces mad cow

william nippress go away and
leave us, we have no need for
you or your kind here now