David Jannssen's Leg, Writhing
Dead Beat On Drums Of Still Water
Oil In Harvest Beams, Kill

Set Back The Limes On Table
God Is Coming For a Drink
Saddle The Empty House Soul

Dark Cloud Dreaming In Ether
Watching Coddled Sheep Glow
In Rythmic Coersion

"SF, It's you! It's you!! Oh what
a happy day it is!!"

bitch, what did i say
never interrupt a man
who's watching star trek

sever his tendons
let's see how far he can walk
place your bets people

shotputting newborns
catching them on bayonets
life is beautiful

began as a Girls
Gone Wild dream but they started
handing out pamphlets

Evil Numbers Victorious Strenght
God's Will In Suspense
Forethought Of Aftermath

Digits Explode With Remorse
Over Stephen Hawking
Using Sign Language On Death

William, I have decided
we should be
together

not mine not mine not mine not
mine not mine not mine not mine
not mine not mine not mine

what ever happened to my main
man george michael?

Complementary sweets
Laced with bromide to stop you
Joining mile high club

If is what if is
If is, is as if is does
If is is if is?

knitting socks is great
twisting turning moaning, wait
was I knitting socks ?

England is not shit
Ok, well, maybe it is
but it could be worse

31084, 31085, 31086, If Is? 31087, 31089, 31091, 31092 Not mine

i am homophobic, but I am NOT
one of them....uh...well, hey...now.
i hate them....uh...no, yes...
it is very fashionable to be gay in
europe you know...

yaaaay me!

Rolls Of Fat In Her Ear
Care Not For Love Of Fear
Dragging Sunflower Shame

george and the queen
know what i mean?
getting busy on a saturday eve

Enter Evil Hero
Subdued By Cookie Plazm
Wandering Jew In Chains

"We are the worrrrrrrrld, we are
the chilllllllldrennnnnnn!"

When I say that certian haiku
is not mine, it could only mean
that I am lyin'. I have two
personalities, but I know if is SF
that I want to squeeze.

I demand reparations for slavery!
Stop the evil white man from
suppressing us! Give me money
for my pain and torture!

SF and me,
sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G

She Was My Slave
Until I Freed Her
Now She Is Dead

Where Is God Today?
Where Are My Shoes?
God took Them

I Saw Hitler Today,
At Mass, Praying For A Little Girl,
Praying For Stuffed Turkey

Kafka, Burning In His Bed,
Warm Toast Environs Of Evil.
Disciple Of Volcano Currents

SF, out our room
Son don

she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance

20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans

tight jeans, stinky pussy inside,
stinky sex snatch stinking in her
tight jeans, hot stink

Living In Your Garden Of Evil,
While Jello Pudding and Bill Cosby,
Soak In A Bath Of Mustard Gas

Burnt Grandma Sandwich,
Flying Like A Russian Flag,
In The Oven Toasted Nihilism

I hardly think you!
A stooge for insurance
Are fit to ask that

Need to talk son
I know you think it

Mr. Nippress clone
Is it necessary to write
about such rubbish?

That "retards" should read
U.S. government but it
still means the same thing

I know where they are
Saddam sold his weapons to
Osama and friends

You think he

Wander what

He

That

Predicable Is
A virgin homosexual
That describes him well

Where

Fall asleep sitting
Waiting to be put away
Not playing with me?

Rummage in my mind
Squelching clammy fingers find
Must try to be kind