Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

Southern gulf my pitch
United Arab Emirates
Qatar and Oman
Haiku # 31620, June 5, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Subtle diversions
Takes away all the attention
Leaves me on my own
Haiku # 31619, June 5, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dark speckled blue sky
This brilliant sunshine morning
Must clean the windows
Haiku # 31618, June 5, 2003 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
True sun worshiper
Catching the early morning
My dog lays stretched out
Haiku # 31617, June 5, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress
31561, 31562, 31569, 31571, 31590, 31591, 31592, 31953 31595, 31599, not mine:
Haiku # 31616, June 5, 2003 2:49 am ET
by William Nippress
...a spray of cool mists
glides over a garden pond
....white lotus glowing
Haiku # 31615, June 5, 2003 2:31 am ET
by ronin@orsomethingtothateffect
waiting by the phone
perhaps next week I will give
her my phone number
Haiku # 31614, June 5, 2003 2:00 am ET
by datagrok of Utica, NY
Ah, delerium.
I stayed up all night last night
talking to myself.
Haiku # 31613, June 5, 2003 1:57 am ET
by datagrok of Utica, NY
A relationship?
I'd rather get another
apadravya.
Haiku # 31612, June 5, 2003 1:51 am ET
by datagrok of Utica, NY
well, ashes to ashes
ash aside we all turn to dust
so living or dying

in the end it is all
the same so might as well
live, pathetic is opinion
Haiku # 31611, June 4, 2003 9:49 pm ET
by Mox
yes everyone should die
they're all vomit, they suck
grandma has a penis,
the old man in the mountain fell in
and my life is worthless but at
least I have cheese.
Haiku # 31610, June 4, 2003 9:41 pm ET
by Mox
proof I need to get
a life if I'm paying one
bit of attention...
Haiku # 31609, June 4, 2003 9:38 pm ET
by Mox of ...to the stuff that goes on here on and on and on, the fighting gets old)
Well, I just popped in to see
what was going on, now...if anyone
can get me right...I don't want to
kill anyone but myself so...

People can pretend if they like like
I did, but if I'm still around to answer to all this silliness

Haiku # 31608, June 4, 2003 9:36 pm ET
by Mr. Moxie of bad haiku, despite moments of good humor, parodies itself...and damns itself
A foolocracy
of imbecilic cretins
who are all inbred
Haiku # 31607, June 4, 2003 6:45 pm ET
by A Student of or USA for short
Buddy have you read your stuff?
IT
Haiku # 31603, June 4, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We do know!
You
Haiku # 31602, June 4, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs burn yet leaves splash.
Hail waits yet flowers return.
Walking hail clashes.
Haiku # 31601, June 4, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NOT MINE
Haiku # 31599, June 4, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS
Respect out VietCong captors,
they were freindly fellows and we
could learn a few lessons from
them. So do not say bad things
about them.
Haiku # 31597, June 4, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by Richard Larson
Respect the North Vietnamese,
For they tortured us reall good-
like in the war...bamboo shoots
up the fingernails....whoda thunk?
Haiku # 31596, June 4, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Richard Larson
Winger, Poison, Trixter, all bands
with big hair that I love
Haiku # 31595, June 4, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
Moo Moo, I love you
I know you're a cow but hell
anything will do
Haiku # 31594, June 4, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun (Bovine Dreams and other Moosings)
"Willie! My man!!"
Alf, 1980
Haiku # 31593, June 4, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
I put a ken doll down the ass side
of my pants and jacked off....that
is even cooler!
Haiku # 31592, June 4, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Williaim Nippress
I put a naked barbie doll down my
pants and jacked off....how cool
is that??
Haiku # 31591, June 4, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
(in gay voice) "Hellooooo! Where
did my cosmopolitan, gay accepting
european drink go??"
Haiku # 31590, June 4, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dead Sea Shells Worship
Lobster Fangs In Hades Door
While I Sleep Dead
Haiku # 31589, June 4, 2003 12:57 pm ET
by samhain
Electric Dark
Phases Of Quickening
Lost In Devotion
Haiku # 31588, June 4, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by samhain
Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat the more
you toot!!
Haiku # 31585, June 4, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
I had a mixed drink
But only 'cause my bottle
Broke and then it leaked
So I let it drip
Into my glass of Guinness
Outside on the street
Haiku # 31584, June 4, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by A Student of The dangers of walls
multipurpose beads
she recites the rosary
and then inserts them
Haiku # 31583, June 4, 2003 12:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrating
i'm a bartender
working nights at a gay club
the worst job ever
Haiku # 31581, June 4, 2003 12:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what's with me today
why am i up so early
why do i exist
Haiku # 31580, June 4, 2003 11:58 am ET
by sexually frustrated (as trite as i wanna be)
Jimbally jumblies
Mimbally mambly mumblies
I do not take drugs
Haiku # 31579, June 4, 2003 11:42 am ET
by A Student of And I'm fine
do you have nightmares?
do i contribute to them?
i truly hope so
Haiku # 31578, June 4, 2003 11:36 am ET
by sexually frustrated
more lies to be told
truth is an old invention
let alone conscience
Haiku # 31577, June 4, 2003 11:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
the world is frightful
so i stay in my cellar
and whack off all day
Haiku # 31576, June 4, 2003 11:25 am ET
by sexually frustrated (my parents abuse, never allow me to leave the house. this is all i have, help!)
suckling my cock
milk and semen taste the same
to newborn puppies
Haiku # 31575, June 4, 2003 11:21 am ET
by sexually frustrated (mine, oh god yes, mine!)
Perfumed cities wake.
Jungles burn but oxen break.
The warriors run.
Haiku # 31573, June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone is jealous
but there's room for two of us
come, don't be afraid
Haiku # 31572, June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET
by sexually frustrated
It is quite fashionable to be me
here in Europe. I am from England
and I am very cosmopolitan and
open minded. Also, "LETS HEAR
SOME FREE BIRD!! WHOO HOOOO!"
Haiku # 31571, June 4, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William (not mine) Nippress
wow, i have readers
none of you can ignore me
voyeurs, all of you
Haiku # 31570, June 4, 2003 11:15 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I resemble that remark!!
Haiku # 31569, June 4, 2003 11:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Shot Her With A Gun
Loved Her With A Knife
Ruined All My Love, Destroyed
All My Life
Haiku # 31567, June 4, 2003 11:05 am ET
by samhain
love is in the air
her legs spread out before me
show that bitch who's boss
Haiku # 31566, June 4, 2003 11:02 am ET
by sexually frustrated
peace is possible
sprinkle love seeds everywhere
laughter makes them grow
Haiku # 31565, June 4, 2003 10:41 am ET
by sexually frustrated
sosa corked his bat
another cheating wetback
really no surprise
Haiku # 31564, June 4, 2003 10:39 am ET
by sexually frustrated
..laughing with my beer
my jewel here beside me
....cuddling me fondly
Haiku # 31563, June 4, 2003 8:44 am ET
by ronin
so I washed my balls and dick
with ivory soap, now i smell
like a clean fish
Haiku # 31562, June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET
by William Nippress
woke up this morning, took my
pants down to take a piss
and i smelled like fish
Haiku # 31561, June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET
by William Nippress
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