Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Friday, Yard sales with
Aunt, Sears Tower, Chrome bean, rode
Loop and cookie dough
Haiku # 32718, September 28, 2005 12:29 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Thursday, with Uncle
spiked cars, funeral home golf,
Volo cars, Sox lose
Haiku # 32717, September 28, 2005 12:28 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Wednesday, Sand dune ride
Notre Dame, I-80 mess,
sweet home Chicago
Haiku # 32716, September 28, 2005 12:28 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Tuesday, Battle Creek,
Cereal City, Gilmore
cars and Air Zoo planes
Haiku # 32715, September 28, 2005 12:27 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Monday, Detroit, Ford
Museum/Plant, Tiger scares
gnome, Marvin's Machines
Haiku # 32714, September 28, 2005 12:27 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Sunday, Cleveland rocks
Indians win big, fine church
folks Golden Corral
Haiku # 32713, September 28, 2005 12:26 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Conclusory screed
Boring illusory need
Pray, who should we feed?
Haiku # 32712, September 28, 2005 7:26 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Those who long to teach
Might seek another forum:
SoundHaiku dot com
Haiku # 32711, September 28, 2005 7:17 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Topical haiku
Drafted as to enlighten
Miss the point by far
Haiku # 32710, September 28, 2005 7:14 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Tattoo of a butt
With a butt tattoo on it
Applied to my butt
Haiku # 32709, September 27, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Callipygian
Possessed of shapely buttocks
Take that, Mix-A-Lot
Haiku # 32708, September 27, 2005 2:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Bush, a man of word
People stealing what
Haiku # 32707, September 27, 2005 12:11 pm ET
by Fed up tax payer of Dry land above sea level
No one gets it right
Kanye West is ignorant
poor white people died
just as poor black people did
george bush hates us all
Haiku # 32706, September 27, 2005 10:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tessellated tiles
hard to look at when sozzled
as it is to say
Haiku # 32705, September 27, 2005 4:57 am ET
by ash
This fortified wine
Has rendered my tongue purple
Like the exposed head
Haiku # 32704, September 26, 2005 8:25 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Crepuscular fiend
Denizen of the twilight
Flashing lame tourists
Haiku # 32703, September 26, 2005 8:23 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Its been twelve years Kate
Your new single really is
"King of the Mountain"
Haiku # 32702, September 26, 2005 5:43 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
you know its bad
when haiku writing on-line
is entertainment
Haiku # 32701, September 26, 2005 5:38 pm ET
by kgs
Soil the monarchy
Dial seven for regicide
Six feet beneath me
Haiku # 32700, September 24, 2005 9:05 pm ET
by Maestro
Creativity
Oh, tempestuous mistress
She left me bereft
Haiku # 32699, September 24, 2005 5:26 pm ET
by Maestro
Drinking your wine now
It goes down smooth mmm
Sue me bi o tch
Haiku # 32698, September 23, 2005 5:08 pm ET
by yoo hoo
He said to me hey
I said hay is for horses
not going back there soon
Haiku # 32697, September 23, 2005 5:07 pm ET
by yoo hoo
N.O. cops looting
Generator for cold beers
They are heroes all
Haiku # 32696, September 23, 2005 2:53 pm ET
by Maestro
Coprophagia
Savory fecal delight
Essen mein sheisse!
Haiku # 32695, September 23, 2005 2:48 pm ET
by Maestro
My butt itches bad
Leave it alone, it may spread
Preparation H!
Haiku # 32694, September 23, 2005 11:04 am ET
by Novus Ogden of NYC
oh learned sensai
it all worked out in the wash
my machine came clean
Haiku # 32693, September 23, 2005 7:19 am ET
by ash
It always at least
three of us; you me and the
stomach monsters...Rawrg.
Haiku # 32692, September 23, 2005 5:03 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Feel my pulse vanish
Caress my open thorax
Eat my antennae
Haiku # 32691, September 23, 2005 1:55 am ET
by Mort of Paris
Airborne with no craft
Concoction floods the mainline
I mock gravity
Haiku # 32690, September 22, 2005 9:06 pm ET
by Maestro
Whiskey and cola
Impoverished lad's speedball
Gimme smack and coke
Haiku # 32689, September 22, 2005 9:04 pm ET
by Maestro
he is not violent man
but ho was ten dollars short
she eats through straw now
Haiku # 32688, September 22, 2005 1:46 pm ET
by plagiarist
What is a poet?
"All balls, no cock." True, Q-Tip.
A Tribe Called Quest rules.
Haiku # 32687, September 22, 2005 1:05 pm ET
by flipflopchampion of theleftcoastistherightcoast
i think you're so hot
my loins get all a quiver
lets go to the mall
Haiku # 32686, September 22, 2005 1:03 pm ET
by Dickie
Genocide is fun
If I could be the PM
I'd kill all the welsh
Haiku # 32685, September 22, 2005 12:43 pm ET
by A Student of Not really
Things that are sucky
Japanese Poetry
Road Pizza Ducky
Haiku # 32684, September 22, 2005 12:06 pm ET
by Heather
honorable path
holding oneself to account
improves bad haiku
Haiku # 32683, September 22, 2005 10:51 am ET
by ash
One two three four five...
See? I can too count! So there!
'ku by the numbers?
Haiku # 32682, September 22, 2005 9:30 am ET
by The Count
not only are these
'poets' semi-literate:
they can't even count
Haiku # 32681, September 21, 2005 9:39 pm ET
by Basho
Words with no context
Codswallop and balderdash
This haiku doth blow
Haiku # 32680, September 21, 2005 9:26 pm ET
by Maestro
Indescribably
vicious and pernicious were
the smell of his socks.

Haiku # 32679, September 21, 2005 6:07 pm ET
by The Launderess
Champagne christenings
Velvet ribbons shorn in two
You people are dicks
Haiku # 32678, September 21, 2005 5:06 pm ET
by Maestro
Dash nomenclature
Illusion of precision
Prefer feast of fists
Haiku # 32677, September 21, 2005 5:02 pm ET
by Maestro
Please tell me again
How many syllables are
there in a haiku?
Haiku # 32676, September 21, 2005 4:38 pm ET
by Novus Ogden of NYC
Did she oversleep?
Perhaps it was a Jordan
that took place last night?

Whatever it was
She can't make it in before
its ten twenty four.
Haiku # 32675, September 21, 2005 4:31 pm ET
by Crash of NYC
Oh my god I'm short
Too tall to be a midget
Stop laughing at me
Haiku # 32674, September 21, 2005 3:51 pm ET
by Novus Ogden of NYC
Yes, it's a rough life.
I would like some comfort please.
(Yeah, sure, you can lie.)
Haiku # 32673, September 21, 2005 1:05 pm ET
by Your school librarian of nyc
One's pleasure, one pain.
In politics and in lust,
What's your position?
Haiku # 32672, September 21, 2005 12:50 pm ET
by Not just another Fucking Politician
You owe four novels,
why would I lend you two more?
Um, seriously.
Haiku # 32671, September 21, 2005 12:49 pm ET
by Your school librarian of nyc
Diseases are cool
If more folk had diseases
We's all be happy
Haiku # 32670, September 21, 2005 12:46 pm ET
by A Student of Diseases!
Fine, read seventeen.
When you are older you'll see
why I ordered JANE.
Haiku # 32669, September 21, 2005 12:34 pm ET
by Your School Librarian of nyc
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