Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

fortune cookie lies
eggrolls disappear inside
Orient yourself
Haiku # 32768, October 6, 2005 10:42 am ET
by Ronnie B. of Austin, TX
Bulbs, palatte of color,
tearing my back a hole of fear
Wings disolve, dirt plant
Haiku # 32767, October 6, 2005 9:41 am ET
by Steve of Illinois
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32766, October 6, 2005 9:39 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
alligator stuck
in python's esophagus
Monty, what the f***k?
Haiku # 32765, October 5, 2005 9:49 pm ET
by Ever Glade of Everglades
little nubbin
a respectable flow ripples
my dour expression
Haiku # 32764, October 5, 2005 9:08 pm ET
by Nip Tucker of Los Angeles
Carbona, not glue
Huffing aficionado
Routinely blotto
Haiku # 32763, October 5, 2005 4:12 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Rampant persiflage
A portrait in frippery
Seek dictionary
Haiku # 32762, October 5, 2005 2:23 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I hereby adopt
Native American name:
Peevish when sober
Haiku # 32761, October 5, 2005 2:21 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
With prehensile tail
I could snatch shit from the floor
Without bending down
Haiku # 32760, October 5, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
'member when many
words scared little bad haiku
and she went away
Haiku # 32759, October 5, 2005 2:00 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown (sad times)
The day seems wasted
If I have not offended
Someone with Haiku
Haiku # 32758, October 5, 2005 1:13 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
foreign url's
stretched across my monitor
xenophobia
Haiku # 32757, October 5, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ash
[url=http://www.imq.cn]
Haiku # 32756, October 5, 2005 5:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's a disorder
many personalities
and yet no person
Haiku # 32755, October 5, 2005 12:39 am ET
by ash
i talk to myself
but that's of no consequence
as i don't listen
Haiku # 32754, October 5, 2005 12:37 am ET
by ash
some things never change
like sociopathic traits
unfortunately
Haiku # 32753, October 5, 2005 12:29 am ET
by ash
I am a large pencil-neck
geek. I suck and should
be done away with.
Haiku # 32752, October 4, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by William Nippress of Homoland
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32751, October 4, 2005 10:42 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32750, October 4, 2005 10:40 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
He made us all laugh
TV's poet laureate
With his four-line verse





Thanks for all the laughs
We will miss you and all your
Four-line poems of wit
Haiku # 32749, October 4, 2005 6:22 pm ET
by Goodbye Nipsey -- Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Sipped paregoric
From the skull of poor Yorick
Erstwhile dysphoric
Haiku # 32748, October 4, 2005 4:15 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
New parents, timely
reminder, just not enough
Nipsey's in the world
Haiku # 32747, October 4, 2005 2:57 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
ketamine vortex
though once a prize horse's ass
now i'm most tranquil
Haiku # 32746, October 4, 2005 2:54 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
abdominal pain
was it something that I ate?
milk of magnesia
Haiku # 32745, October 4, 2005 11:20 am ET
by Mort of Paris
he's had the last laugh
all things must come to an end
it's goodnight from him
Haiku # 32744, October 4, 2005 9:47 am ET
by ash
Comedian dead
That guy from that show that time
Ronnie Barker falls
Haiku # 32743, October 4, 2005 8:50 am ET
by Adam K of Australia
back at work again
earning a good hourly rate
writing bad haiku
Haiku # 32742, October 4, 2005 12:07 am ET
by ash
Laughing hard at work
Maestro of Manhattan is
going to get me sacked.
Haiku # 32741, October 3, 2005 8:35 pm ET
by Jester
Bullies in disguise
Abuse their authority
Hide behind a badge
Haiku # 32740, October 3, 2005 5:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Gnome and I escape
Alcatraz, sharks-schmarks..it's the
Ferry flies that bite!
Haiku # 32739, October 3, 2005 5:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
ash, my fair wordsmith
get thee to a punnery
whilst I don leeches
Haiku # 32738, October 3, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
the bile stained maestro
de-liver us your humour
mellow not yellow
Haiku # 32737, October 2, 2005 11:52 pm ET
by ash
Touch
Haiku # 32736, October 2, 2005 8:09 pm ET
by A Beauty Confused
Autumnal rapture
Vertiginous color schemes
LSD and me
Haiku # 32735, October 2, 2005 4:38 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Preceding poet
Comprehends not irony
Nor novelty... trite
Haiku # 32734, October 2, 2005 4:13 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Beauty doth reside
within the beholder's eye.
Yours must be jaundiced.
Haiku # 32733, October 2, 2005 8:55 am ET
by A Beauty Within
Three cheers for beauty
All else is speculative
To hell with reason
Haiku # 32732, October 1, 2005 6:59 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Asymmetrical
And laden with soft features
No one shall love you
Haiku # 32731, October 1, 2005 6:56 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Devoid of talent
Forced to play the triangle
No future for you
Haiku # 32730, October 1, 2005 6:53 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
oligarchy reigns
'neath democratic facade
vote with a bullet
Haiku # 32729, October 1, 2005 1:40 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Rendered so morose
By ashen ruminations
Someone throw a pie
Haiku # 32728, October 1, 2005 1:36 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
reminiscences
torn fragments of a lifetime
which was often ripped
Haiku # 32727, October 1, 2005 10:25 am ET
by ash
the wisdom of age
is youthful stupidity
warped by slow motion
Haiku # 32726, October 1, 2005 10:19 am ET
by ash
this life is a yawn
first youthful vigour deserts
then you die slowly
Haiku # 32725, October 1, 2005 10:15 am ET
by ash
Green Bay FudgePackers
And the Pittsburgh Butt Pirates
Calgary Flamers
Haiku # 32724, September 30, 2005 3:28 pm ET
by Sporto
This humidity
Has volumized my ass hair
Into a bouffant
Haiku # 32723, September 28, 2005 6:31 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Sharp analysis
Of a stabbing anal cyst
For the annals, sis
Haiku # 32722, September 28, 2005 6:28 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
...then would you believe
he's off and haunting the Chief...
Control just goes on...
Haiku # 32721, September 28, 2005 5:59 pm ET
by Agent 86²
Agent 86
CONTROL's top spy. KAOS foe.
Maxwell Smart is dead.


-- dedicated to Actor Don Adams who died on September 25, 2005.
"I asked you not to tell me that"
Haiku # 32720, September 28, 2005 2:38 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Saturday, had fun
lost O'Hare, cheated toll and
back in Californ'
Haiku # 32719, September 28, 2005 12:30 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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