where art thou, our prince ?
we crave capital delights
from the haiku god
by waitimg for zabadooey
 
			
this site is silly
and they keep adding more on
and then some moron
by ash
 
			
I DON'T WANT HAIKU
I WANT TO WRITE COMPLETE CRAP
I NEED THERAPY
by extract from "the rantings of zabadooey"
 
			
this wasn't by me
i am not responsible
nor for the others
by not zabadooey
 
			
all hail the master
zabadooey the new god
the world is perfect
by in awe of zabadooey
 
			
new name for the site
it's zabadooey haiku
he's famous at last
(p.s. if you can't think of anything,
copy any of the other haiku,
he really likes that technique)
by ash
 
			
i want hot action
let's use this site for traction
faecal impaction
by multitudes behind zabadooey
 
			
not to say you're loose
the pacific rim looks small
compared to your hole
by proctologists for zabadooey
 
			
it's a religion
we worship at your big feet
and midline structures
by gay minions of zabadooey
 
			
you need a promo ?
contact the major-domo
tell her you're homo
by advice to zabadooey
 
			
you're so very droll
you can fill my heart and soul
and my fartin' hole
by a BIG fan of zabadooey
 
			
he is just so gay
though he's far too shy to say
he likes it that way
by ash (for zabadooey)
 
			
yo ! the zab-meister
even if words may fail you
i can fill your mouth
by ash
 
			
zabadooey sucks
but i can't gain his favours
though i fantasize
by ash
 
			
in my excitement
you and i were together
the way you want it
by ash
 
			
don't deny your heart
sweet mem'ries when we're apart
'specially when youi fart
by ash
 
			
don't be shy big guy
you'd love to give it a try
i bet you'd get bi
by ash
 
			
blah, blah....pbbbbbttt!
(neat, huh?)
by ash
 
			
i'm a coprophile
and zabbie is a real hunk
i think i'm in love
by ash
 
			
i am overwhelmed
your verse is too eloquent
how about a kiss ?
by ash
 
			
Will you shit on my face?
I am a fecalpheliac.
I eat shit for a living
and suck male anus
the stinkier the better!
Yaaaayyy meeee!!
by ashfucklip
 
			
rimming  male anus
pleases me
gotta go masturbate
by ashfucklip
 
			
look up a failed poet,
william mcgonagal,
he sucks ball
juice like you
by ashfucklip
 
			
i  am a dumb fuck
by Anonymous Poet of ash 
 
			
take a pinch of sad
add a touch of homophobe
then subtract talent
you know what they say
where there's a will, it's the way
he's the uber-gay
by ash
 
			
lame, lame, go away
plagiarise another day
zabadooey's gay
by ash
 
			
trite doppleganger
beating on his small whanger
failed poontanger
by ash
 
			
though he tries to flame
zabadooey is quite lame
he's always the same
by ash
 
			
will, will, such a dill
swine who turns my pearls to swill
*so* run of the mill
by ash
 
			
poor pathetic shit
stealing names and tits,
it is such a shit
wish you'd take your clit
 
by Ash
 
			
poor pathetic will
stealing names is such a thrill
wish you'd take your pill
by ash
 
			
Ok, who just
took a shit up 
in here?
by poojie of ohio 
 
			
poop
by Maestro of Manhattan 
 
			
Oh, what has become
Of the caustic wit, LeBomb?
I miss you dearly.
by Maestro of Manhattan 
 
			
The judges bite leaves.
Hell moves the ships for sheep wake.
The fair lakes splash truth.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell 
 
			
Whydo poor white trash smell like cigarette smoke and fried food? 
Probably 'cause most of em are Dale Earnhardt fans who live in beat up mobile homes and smoke one hits all day!! 
Ha, haahaaaa!!
haaaaaa
by William Nippress
 
			
ash is an exceptional case of gay 
by Ash
 
			
ash is an exceptional case of gay 
by Lush
 
			
ash is an exceptional case of gay 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
With dick in hand
I come for all the hot
sweaty mens in the
haiku.
by Lush
 
			
Idle doggerel
Amid the lame in haiku
And perverse blank verse
by Lush
 
			
To all imposters
[expletive deleted] you!
You're so wearisome
by Arbiter
 
			
THAT WASN'T ME TOO 
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC 
BUT IT'S DENIAL
denial ain't just a river
in egypt....ha,haa,
ho, ho, homosexual
by ashfuck
 
			
i have a dick in my ass
but that doesn't bother me i'm a psychopath
known as ash hole  :)
by Ash
 
			
ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay 
and ASH is my homo
gay boyfriend who
smokes my pole
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
i have no talent
but that doesn't bother me
i'm a psychopath
by ash (in a zabadooey moment)
 
			
ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
wish he was a horse 
zabadooey is so lame 
they'd have to shoot him
but i am the horse 
whisperer....
and would have to 
whisper hot sexual
gayness into his fuzzy
little horsie ears
because I am Ash
by Ash
 
			
THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL
by YOU KNOW WHO I AM
 
			
wish he was a horse
zabadooey is so lame
they'd have to shoot him
by ash