Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
Haiku # 33202 ↗ November 1, 2005 8:01 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33201 ↗ November 1, 2005 7:59 am ET
by ash
don't fart while i got
my dick in there harold!
Haiku # 33200 ↗ October 31, 2005 11:48 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33199 ↗ October 31, 2005 11:41 pm ET
by ash
he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear

Haiku # 33198 ↗ October 31, 2005 11:36 pm ET
by ash
33197
Haiku # 33197 ↗ October 31, 2005 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
Haiku # 33196 ↗ October 31, 2005 10:38 pm ET
by ash
he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
Haiku # 33195 ↗ October 31, 2005 10:27 pm ET
by ash
for those unknowing
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me

he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial

to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked
Haiku # 33194 ↗ October 31, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33193 ↗ October 31, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33192 ↗ October 31, 2005 8:40 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33191 ↗ October 31, 2005 8:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
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Haiku # 33189 ↗ October 31, 2005 8:38 pm ET
by ash
his therapist says
william is zabadooey
but slightly less lame
Haiku # 33188 ↗ October 31, 2005 7:58 pm ET
by !
NULL
Haiku # 33187 ↗ October 31, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Caribbean dream
Rainforest beautiful
Paradise on earth
Haiku # 33186 ↗ October 31, 2005 12:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thanks guys been away
32984, 32966 and 32752 not mine but appreciated
Haiku # 33185 ↗ October 31, 2005 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Fish Processors
/Alaska Will train,
90 daycontracts,
$3500-$5000mo
541-563-7329
Haiku # 33184 ↗ October 31, 2005 11:02 am ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33183 ↗ October 31, 2005 10:45 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33182 ↗ October 31, 2005 10:44 am ET
by ash
ventriloquist's angst
it's feeling a little queer
my hand up your arse
Haiku # 33181 ↗ October 31, 2005 7:45 am ET
by ~
sorry everyone
i'm just not myself lately
and neither is he
Haiku # 33180 ↗ October 31, 2005 7:04 am ET
by ash
call an exorcist
there's someone inside of me
and aren't i spewing
Haiku # 33179 ↗ October 31, 2005 6:47 am ET
by ash
sweaty men-balls,
me, lapping at them
gently with my tongue.
Haiku # 33178 ↗ October 30, 2005 6:56 pm ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33177 ↗ October 30, 2005 6:46 pm ET
by ash
These soporifics
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?
Haiku # 33176 ↗ October 29, 2005 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
as spring approaches
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons
Haiku # 33175 ↗ October 29, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by ~
Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind
Haiku # 33174 ↗ October 29, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by Lush
Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery
Haiku # 33173 ↗ October 29, 2005 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?
Haiku # 33172 ↗ October 29, 2005 3:29 am ET
by ~
Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware
Haiku # 33171 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:02 pm ET
by Lush
Terms like recherche
And recondite and abstruse
Are self-referencing
Haiku # 33170 ↗ October 28, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goblins and witches
out and about this weekend
sweetening their teeth
Haiku # 33169 ↗ October 28, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by ^
Calumny and lies
Libel and shit which draws flies
BadHaiku's demise?
Haiku # 33168 ↗ October 28, 2005 5:00 pm ET
by Maestro
NULL
Haiku # 33167 ↗ October 28, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mary, that ain't a
costume..please return pants to
the UPS man
Haiku # 33166 ↗ October 28, 2005 12:04 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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Haiku # 33165 ↗ October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33163 ↗ October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33162 ↗ October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33161 ↗ October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33160 ↗ October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
by .
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Haiku # 33159 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:37 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33158 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
Haiku # 33157 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
Haiku # 33156 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ~
NULL
Haiku # 33155 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 33154 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
Haiku # 33153 ↗ October 28, 2005 3:04 am ET
by ~
just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
Haiku # 33152 ↗ October 28, 2005 1:58 am ET
by ^