Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
Its November rain
Warm weather, leaves still clinging
Global warming
Warm weather, leaves still clinging
Global warming
by
the absence of crud
is like a breath of fresh air
worth inspiration
is like a breath of fresh air
worth inspiration
by
call me suspicious
but you don't spell properly
and i'm paranoid
but you don't spell properly
and i'm paranoid
by
I stoped walking
I notice that the dead leaves
Are green buds on hold
I notice that the dead leaves
Are green buds on hold
by
microsoft update
how i wish you'd just install
and stop taunting me
how i wish you'd just install
and stop taunting me
by
arise haiku fans
we don't want to bend over
even if we suck
we don't want to bend over
even if we suck
by
Janis and Betty,
Mellie, yes, and onjaysun
Let's erase the scourge
Mellie, yes, and onjaysun
Let's erase the scourge
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Look at the photos,
see on my website it's there.
They are lovely!
see on my website it's there.
They are lovely!
by of Staffordshire, England
I always remain
In allegiance with fair ash
And others legit
In allegiance with fair ash
And others legit
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Haiku for me is
difficult to write I say.
So give me a pen!
difficult to write I say.
So give me a pen!
by of Newcastle-under-Lyme, England
you act indignant
but we know you're malignant
and still just as lame
but we know you're malignant
and still just as lame
by
my goodness s.r.
we couldn't guess who you are
i hope you go far
we couldn't guess who you are
i hope you go far
by
it's not in the name
nor in the crap you exclaim
you're just so damn lame
nor in the crap you exclaim
you're just so damn lame
by
Fly, helicopter!
Disappear into the sky
there are no borders
Disappear into the sky
there are no borders
by of Paris
Vector notation
and horrible calculus,
the sky is now black.
and horrible calculus,
the sky is now black.
by
confusion is rife
stop putting words in my mouth
use your own organ
stop putting words in my mouth
use your own organ
by
janis, you de man
i'm so tired of that lame arse
and so is the world
i'm so tired of that lame arse
and so is the world
by
thank you Janis!
does an exclamation point
count as a syllab
does an exclamation point
count as a syllab
by
Adam and Eve ride
their dinosaurs to church, love
that Weekend Update
their dinosaurs to church, love
that Weekend Update
by of frogtown
I am now logging
All the ip addresses
Just thought you should know
All the ip addresses
Just thought you should know
by
Off to the doctor
Nothing he can do for me
'Cept amputation
Nothing he can do for me
'Cept amputation
by
now it's time for bed
can't get you out of my head
guess that's enuff sed
can't get you out of my head
guess that's enuff sed
by
william's got the hots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots
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blow me a kiss, boy
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire
as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded
but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire
as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded
but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around
by
it's too obvious
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey
by
obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
by
he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear
by
his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
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he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
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