Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
heat's equally bad.
Haiku # 33956 January 9, 2006 3:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
summer sucks too.
Haiku # 33955 January 9, 2006 3:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rain rain rain rain rain
welcome to singapura
december sucks here
Haiku # 33954 January 9, 2006 3:52 am ET
by katongking
... Four Five Six Oomplah!
Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve,
Thirteen Fourteen... Oops!
Haiku # 33953 January 9, 2006 3:36 am ET
by katongking
Happy Birthday, me.
The surprise party's tonight...
They don't know I know...
Haiku # 33952 January 9, 2006 3:21 am ET
by katongking
should be working now,
but I don't see no future -
except in haiku.
Haiku # 33951 January 9, 2006 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Turned thirty today -
'twas horrible, the feeling.
All downhill from here.
Haiku # 33950 January 9, 2006 3:12 am ET
by katongking
One hand round her throat,
he moves her tail to one side.
Pitiful squeeling.
Haiku # 33949 January 8, 2006 6:48 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Uh oh. It's La-La.
Time for tubby bye-bye.
Again! Again!... No!
Haiku # 33948 January 8, 2006 6:42 pm ET
by by Tinky-Winky
Fermentation past
Inebriation present
Future affliction
Haiku # 33947 January 8, 2006 3:40 pm ET
by Lush
A X-mas wish for
all: More frankincense, less myrrh.
You got that, Santa?
Haiku # 33946 January 8, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by Chowderhead
it seems a long time
i break the surface gasping
the next wave hits me
Haiku # 33945 January 8, 2006 7:06 am ET
by ash
RUPP bing yeek POW WOW.
whEEE wOOp deedlee BRRR pang poo,
FTANG GrrrwhEEp pow WOO WHEEEEP!
Haiku # 33944 January 7, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by Klunk of Vulture Squadron
It gives me much joy
Posing the questions about
the theory of all
Haiku # 33943 January 7, 2006 10:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
winter sun rains down
drawing earth through greening stem
into springs new flower
Haiku # 33942 January 7, 2006 4:24 pm ET
by kiralli of plymouth
Phlegmatic morning
Expect expectoration
Where's my cuspidor?
Haiku # 33941 January 7, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Lush
Homophobia
Resilient pestilence
Such utter nonsense
Haiku # 33940 January 7, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Lush
Akita go ma
ugh tiki bam wakata.
Akita mag
Haiku # 33939 January 7, 2006 3:14 pm ET
by Tumak
too lazy to count
the moments of my short life
ticking idly by
Haiku # 33938 January 7, 2006 1:20 am ET
by ash
Vessels polluted
I need a phlebotomist
Let bleeding begin
Haiku # 33937 January 6, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by Lush
Some small grains of sand
Slip through my hands like my life
What a waste of life
Haiku # 33936 January 6, 2006 9:45 am ET
by Existence trickles
Grew it and smoked it
Seen many mentally ill
Through smoking the weed
Haiku # 33935 January 6, 2006 7:30 am ET
by Keep off the grass
Dash the petroglyphs
Nothing carved in stone shall last
Shatter boundaries
Haiku # 33934 January 5, 2006 9:48 pm ET
by Lush
Palandromic verse
It is at the pinnacle
So good that it's bad
Haiku # 33933 January 5, 2006 6:12 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Ah, to hell with it
Time causes the depression
The grass is the cure
Haiku # 33932 January 5, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Janis of Keep on the grass
Low serotonin
Smoking weed prevents REM sleep
Depression follows
Haiku # 33931 January 5, 2006 9:52 am ET
by Keep off the grass
Death is closest when...
I'm in my R.E.M.!
resurrect again?
Haiku # 33930 January 5, 2006 8:29 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
after the big heat
the gentle patter of rain
on crispy brown grass
Haiku # 33929 January 5, 2006 2:09 am ET
by ash
Summer comes with time
to the coldest valley and
to the wounded heart.
Haiku # 33928 January 4, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
She discovered me
and groaned long into the night.
I have a big nob.
Haiku # 33927 January 4, 2006 9:49 am ET
by Hung like a Bison of Down South
She's dissapointed
Her dreams are unsatisfied
I have a small nob
Haiku # 33926 January 4, 2006 8:10 am ET
by L7 boys of Sheffield
My lines were erased
My haikus were not that bad
I want to kill you
Haiku # 33925 January 4, 2006 8:04 am ET
by L7 boys of Sheffield
damn sciatica
like so many other things
a pain in the arse
Haiku # 33924 January 4, 2006 7:21 am ET
by ash
Dark reflected sky
Snow eagerly hugs the ground
Small stream pulls my thoughts
Haiku # 33923 January 4, 2006 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Loved the photographs
Highly evocative scenes
Small stream caught my eye
Haiku # 33922 January 4, 2006 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
The Aussies feel heat
Meanwhile, in the north we
are having some fun
Haiku # 33921 January 4, 2006 1:47 am ET
by Janis
More Crow Indian Stabs at Haiku


I see September's
oranges, reds and browns, painting
tanned valleys and hills


My bedroom window,
touched by December's sunlight,
dribbles melted ice


We laughed together
when our only baby son
spoke his first Crow words
Haiku # 33920 January 3, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of Crow Agency, MT
3 Crow Indian Stabs at Haiku

1

A soft, white snowflake
landed on my outstretched palm,
then quickly melted.

2

A rainbow hovered,
below the darkened Big Horns
when it quit raining.

3

Outside my sweat lodge,
fire enters rocks brought from
a distant mountain
Haiku # 33919 January 3, 2006 10:03 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of Crow Agency, MT
Gray day at the beach
Wind swept sand amid empty trees-
That child is all smiles.
Haiku # 33918 January 3, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Ken
Damn that's hot, Sydney
One hundred-twelve Farenheit*
Heat stroke ain't no joke

*Rounded upward, naturally
Haiku # 33917 January 2, 2006 8:56 pm ET
by Lush
December is gone
January has come to shore-
No robbins in sight.
Haiku # 33916 January 2, 2006 7:33 pm ET
by Ken
Annue' Nouveau
Think I'll study French this year
Just made that shit up
Haiku # 33915 January 2, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by Lush
The powdered goodies
Spending money underground
Fun and dangerous.
Haiku # 33914 January 2, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Phencyclidine dreams
Smoking the dust of angels
Then ... police restraints
Haiku # 33913 January 2, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Lush
Yellow is the box
Lying empty on the floor-
Red ribbon about.
Haiku # 33912 January 1, 2006 9:54 pm ET
by Ken
forty-four point two
it's our new year's day record
just how hot is that ?
Haiku # 33911 January 1, 2006 5:51 am ET
by ash
The four words I long
to hear, although he's gone now:
"Fetch, my oboe, son."
Haiku # 33910 December 31, 2005 11:03 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Eight Six Seven Five
Three O Ni-eee-ine (repeat)
That's Jenny's number
Haiku # 33909 December 31, 2005 8:29 pm ET
by Lush
A vow to bludgeon
All advancing curmudgeon
Pardon my dudgeon
Haiku # 33908 December 31, 2005 8:28 pm ET
by Lush
forty three degrees
the christmas tree is wilting
summer down under
Haiku # 33907 December 31, 2005 6:14 pm ET
by ash