Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
my wife braids my hair,
in shade from this Crow Sun Lodge:
TODAY I SUN DANCE!
Haiku # 33998 January 12, 2006 9:25 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of CROW AGONY, MT
gasping for life's breath,
your heart whispers in my ear,
"i'll always love you"
Haiku # 33997 January 12, 2006 9:22 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of crow, usa, world
i'll wait on the moon,
staring at the Green Planet
until you return
Haiku # 33996 January 12, 2006 9:20 pm ET
by again, dale of again, crow
the living culture
of the Crow Tribe of Indians,
fades from corruption
Haiku # 33995 January 12, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of Crow Agency, MT
Unbelievable
Seven degrees and sunny
In January
Haiku # 33994 January 12, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
More Crow Indian Stabs at Haiku


all molded from dirt,
soils and man's colors come
from Mother Earth's womb


rising from repose,
moonlight relflects our pleasure
within your nude eyes


indian children cry
with fear, when drunken parents
start fighting again


on this river's bank,
thoughts of suicide vanish,
when i feel haiku
Haiku # 33993 January 12, 2006 8:06 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of Crow Agency, MT
Kegels are a squeeze
Beagle lying on sofa
One, two, three, four, squeeze!
Haiku # 33992 January 12, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by 3894
Tinkle in the stream,
carry my relief down to
campers unaware.
Haiku # 33991 January 12, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Masaoka Chiki
In an ancient grove,
the stag lifts his mighty head.
Memories resound.
Haiku # 33990 January 12, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Swallowed upside-down
Peristalsis in effect
Vocab. calendar
Haiku # 33989 January 12, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Lush
Soiled self-expression
I keep it in a small pot
Underneath my bed
Haiku # 33988 January 12, 2006 8:14 am ET
by Excreta can be art
A small duet hums
Bees loiter under flowers
Gathering their haul
Haiku # 33987 January 12, 2006 6:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Spring sets in blossom
The Ancient god, she awakes
Raindrops softly fall
Haiku # 33986 January 12, 2006 6:32 am ET
by William Nippress
'tis january
that means rain, rain, rain and rain
then february.
Haiku # 33985 January 12, 2006 4:35 am ET
by katongking of sg
Icing on my car
Glistens in the morning sun
Winters gift to me
Haiku # 33984 January 12, 2006 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Stinging ice-cold rain
Winds work into small stanzas
Black cold winter
Haiku # 33983 January 12, 2006 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Memories call me
Autumn smells of burning leaves
Sweet fragrant odours
Haiku # 33982 January 12, 2006 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Winter soon will run
Quietly, spring walks on earth
Fragrant woods awake
Haiku # 33981 January 12, 2006 4:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Organic wino,
Thinking? Or just will-o-wisps?
I strive in my way
Haiku # 33980 January 12, 2006 3:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Emerald City
Welcome to Seattle, friend
Hope you like it wet
Haiku # 33979 January 11, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Gregm of Seattle
Quotidian dreams
Of some Floridian streams.
Retire in Vegas!
Haiku # 33978 January 11, 2006 8:32 pm ET
by Lush
Of relationships
Love is the epitome
Of dependency
*
A naked body
Has vulnerability
Purely animal
*
This dependency
Lets you free to be yourself
The human ideal
*
This one expression
Closest you will ever be
To another soul
Haiku # 33977 January 11, 2006 10:32 am ET
by Something missing from my life
Politicians:
three year old children
fingers into everything
rectify nothing
Haiku # 33976 January 11, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Sang karaoke
I was awful, really bad
Sound like Robin Gibb
Haiku # 33975 January 11, 2006 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Yup, you
Haiku # 33974 January 11, 2006 7:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 33973 January 10, 2006 7:06 pm ET
by Janis of Disillusioned with stupid politicians
Krazee-Eyez Killa:
"The floor's made of ... some floor shit."
I'm paraphrasing.
Haiku # 33972 January 10, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by Lush
We
Haiku # 33971 January 10, 2006 8:57 am ET
by William Nippress
It is my birthday
I send myself a small card
Such unasked for joy
Haiku # 33970 January 10, 2006 8:51 am ET
by Kisses on the bottom
Cherry red splashes
Ripe cherries bounce in wind
Summer filled baskets
Haiku # 33969 January 10, 2006 8:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 33968 January 10, 2006 8:42 am ET
by End poverty
twig ends swell
red awaiting green
bird watching
Haiku # 33967 January 10, 2006 8:15 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Big Mac please. Thank you
for eating at MacDonald's,
and now wash your hands.
Haiku # 33966 January 9, 2006 10:45 pm ET
by Masaoka Chiki
We walk all around
Seeking our transportation
"Dude, where is my car?"
Haiku # 33965 January 9, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by katongking
The hills are quite dead
Totally without the sound
Of all the music
Haiku # 33964 January 9, 2006 6:40 pm ET
by Janis
strange noise, I blame dog,
family not buying story
quack, it was the duck.
Haiku # 33963 January 9, 2006 6:34 pm ET
by SatansCabanaBoy of Canada
All in white, the snow
commands a circle atop
the sacred mountain.
Haiku # 33962 January 9, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
seasoned actors
reading through the script of life
question every line
Haiku # 33961 January 9, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
I look for the signs.
Green happiness calls to me.
Spring can
Haiku # 33960 January 9, 2006 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Embarrassing state
Movements watched critically
Keen eyes scrutinize
Haiku # 33959 January 9, 2006 5:59 am ET
by Audiovisual stroke
pretty jobless now
as you can probably tell
waiting for bonus.
Haiku # 33958 January 9, 2006 3:56 am ET
by katongking
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
heat's equally bad.
Haiku # 33957 January 9, 2006 3:54 am ET
by katongking
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
heat's equally bad.
Haiku # 33956 January 9, 2006 3:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
summer sucks too.
Haiku # 33955 January 9, 2006 3:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rain rain rain rain rain
welcome to singapura
december sucks here
Haiku # 33954 January 9, 2006 3:52 am ET
by katongking
... Four Five Six Oomplah!
Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve,
Thirteen Fourteen... Oops!
Haiku # 33953 January 9, 2006 3:36 am ET
by katongking
Happy Birthday, me.
The surprise party's tonight...
They don't know I know...
Haiku # 33952 January 9, 2006 3:21 am ET
by katongking
should be working now,
but I don't see no future -
except in haiku.
Haiku # 33951 January 9, 2006 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Turned thirty today -
'twas horrible, the feeling.
All downhill from here.
Haiku # 33950 January 9, 2006 3:12 am ET
by katongking
One hand round her throat,
he moves her tail to one side.
Pitiful squeeling.
Haiku # 33949 January 8, 2006 6:48 pm ET
by The Beast Master