five seven five is boring
i've changed the structure
we need a new name - hukai?

i give support, mayuko
my haiku won't win prizes
but yours suck much more

Haiku need to have
syllables and words I know
I am so damn smart

I suck at haiku
rereading this made me go
WTF is this!?!?!?!?!?

The teacher is in
a brown potatoe sack thing
and wearing no pants

Pokemon is cool
Carniverous caterpie
Eats my dumb haiku

P.i.L. once called
Carnivorous Buttock Flies
No market appeal

Pondering hors' doeuvres
There is hummus among us
Slide me a pita

A bright light
A mushroom cloud
Oh Shit ...

Like Lao-Tzu say:
shit happens
don't worry about it

hurrah ! anglocelts
arse is a cracking good word
we use down below

my resolution :
life's a bitch and then you die
so live while you can

Mother in summer
Said I could do anything
And then I grew up

Life in the tundra
Presents varied conundra
You'll freeze your arse off

Looking for insight?
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianism">Pastafarianism</a>
Might be the ticket

In video games
the result is sometimes a
nerd in the half-pipe