these come so easily
you try to outdo, but fail
observe me, lightweights
by In your face Haiku
intoxication
fishy smell, hands clenching hair
Lord give me some air!
by In your face Haiku
Raise your head, raise your
feet, smoke a generous bowl
and beat your meat
by In your face Haiku
eighteen she told me
cop's flashlight as she fellated
jury: rot bastard
by In your face Haiku
Help! I have fallen
and I cannot get up! I
am having chest pain!
by In your face Haiku
Made in God
by Neil B4 Me
Beneath my thrusting,
a body expels dead air,
then the pelvis cracks.
by johnny rotten of crack open a cold one
guy before me buys
cheetos, a toothbrush, and lube
Walgreens... 1 AM
by Cornea Pete
My wake disturbs space,
with bright vector distruction,
Geometry Wars
by Cornea Pete
Could I be so blind?
to not realize it's back..
so it begins... again.
by Cornea Pete
have lots of piercing
my favourite one is known as
"Prince Albert" piercing
(not part of the poem, but the piercing is at the
scrotum, ball sac)
by turban of vagina
clear turban milk
it makes baby and tastes good
it's indian semen
by dick
Grinning and drooling,
arm in up to the shoulder.
The vet fists a cow.
by The Beast Master
The big tongue flexes.
So taut, it shoots out and pins
a fly to the wall.
by BIG TONGUE
Asleep in the park,
a squirrel hiding my nuts.
My pouch is empty.
:-(
O where are they hid?
So much digging and weeping
before winter comes.
by gone but not forgotten
I sit on your face.
Does my ass look big in this?
Keep talking mister.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Teeth cannot retain.
Rolls out and falls to the floor
with a fleshy thud.
by BIG TONGUE
tight, loose, shallow, deep
painful, but pleasurous
o shit, it's fuckin stuck
by turban
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
by Cheese Man
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
by Cheese Man
dick erecting
sperm in semen jacking
baby coming
by Turban of vagina
it's been four long days
i've been several thousand miles
and a few decades
by ash
Swinging from a tree.
Just one more banana please.
Scratching my arm pit.
by MONKEE
Ode to my Boss...
A tyrant is she
Strutting like SS soldier
Memories of home...
by L.Faitele
I do recommend
Putting a dash of radish
In tuna salad
by Anonymous Poet
i can't believe it
my haiku lover is back
i have missed you so.
by tough guy (tiger) of el armpito previously of huntsvegas
"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."
by Frank Grimes
"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."
by Anonymous Poet
I'm behind the times
Sweet succulent haiku teat
I missed your sweet milk
by Frank Grimes
Yes! Haikus are back
Just realizing this now
Invigorating
by Frank Grimes
My legs probe her thighs
Gasping, body stroking madness
Hot grinding embrace
by I really miss her
Old heart breaks in two
I
by Too Arrogant
Her tempting body
Joy calls under a blanket
Playing lovers laugh
by Miss you babe
Death to everyone
Satan
by I bet he
He may be ill, but
Better than alternative
Laughing good for you
by William Nippress
Bumped into work mate
We joke about heart attack
His wife and son laugh
by Amusing, the nearer you get to death
Cosmopolitan
Coffee shop in the main square
Pungent divine smells
by William Nippress
Inticing a bee...
blowing between her thighs!
now, the honey drips?
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
Summer oasis
fruits flourish, seeking new soil
rain
by Anon
Silver bolts crashing
Orchestrated symphony
Gods Instrumental
by L.Faitele
The entitlement
Of all the privileged classes
Are so very gauche
by Anonymous Poet
Winters oasis
Crystals adorn red petals
White earth hybernates
by Alilia of NSW
Death comes all too soon.
Time is the gift that we have
to focus on Life.
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Compiling this rot
Little things we do and try
Just to dump one off
by Anonymous Poet
Quickly push it down
As out of sight out of mind
So drop off the end
by Anonymous Poet
Why would anyone?
Want to kill million people
Isn
by In the name of God?
Let two A-bombs fall
on Mecca and Medina.
A Flood is needed.
by Concerned citizen of reluctant necessity
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by Phil N deBlancs of DIY
Tickling his tummy,
the bull-dog ejaculates
all over my face.
by The Beast Master
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku III
Won't lovers revolt?
Now yo - Banana boy won't
Lovers revolt now
by Brady of Toronto
