Bumped into work mate
We joke about heart attack
His wife and son laugh

Cosmopolitan
Coffee shop in the main square
Pungent divine smells

Inticing a bee...
blowing between her thighs!
now, the honey drips?

Summer oasis
fruits flourish, seeking new soil
rain

Silver bolts crashing
Orchestrated symphony
Gods Instrumental

The entitlement
Of all the privileged classes
Are so very gauche

Winters oasis
Crystals adorn red petals
White earth hybernates

Death comes all too soon.
Time is the gift that we have
to focus on Life.

Compiling this rot
Little things we do and try
Just to dump one off

Quickly push it down
As out of sight out of mind
So drop off the end

Why would anyone?
Want to kill million people
Isn

Let two A-bombs fall
on Mecca and Medina.
A Flood is needed.

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Tickling his tummy,
the bull-dog ejaculates
all over my face.

Untitled - Palindrome Haiku III

Won't lovers revolt?
Now yo - Banana boy won't
Lovers revolt now

using chlorophyll
the plant makes food for itself
photosynthesis

australia's senate
ruled by the conservatives
titled "Liberals"

badly young birds fly
each try improving each try
laughing squirrels watch

bad haiku? You've not
read my students' grim
attempts...

girl tiptoes
school fightend

politicians know...
the difference, between
a Duck

Canada's Senate
Appointed not elected
Full of old cronies

Very very true
They

you are not alone
all tiers of government
are a cause for tears

Canada's Senate
And a bag of monkey turd:
Equally inept

against all wisdom
GOOG rises relentlessly
should have bought at IPO

"I'm mad as hell, and
I'm not going to take it
anymore!" -- Network

The U.S. Senate
And Canada's Parliament.
Equally inane.

O Stephen Harper
Your pervasive insaneness
Makes unicorns cry

Bad is good baby,
down with government. Yell it
from every window

mais au contraire, mort
there's irony in the name
sometimes bad is good

When haiku is done
well it can be very good.
You won't find that here.

dyscalculia
makes bad haiku even worse
nah, impossible

five seven five is boring
i've changed the structure
we need a new name - hukai?

i give support, mayuko
my haiku won't win prizes
but yours suck much more

Haiku need to have
syllables and words I know
I am so damn smart

I suck at haiku
rereading this made me go
WTF is this!?!?!?!?!?

The teacher is in
a brown potatoe sack thing
and wearing no pants

Pokemon is cool
Carniverous caterpie
Eats my dumb haiku

P.i.L. once called
Carnivorous Buttock Flies
No market appeal

Pondering hors' doeuvres
There is hummus among us
Slide me a pita

A bright light
A mushroom cloud
Oh Shit ...

Like Lao-Tzu say:
shit happens
don't worry about it

hurrah ! anglocelts
arse is a cracking good word
we use down below

my resolution :
life's a bitch and then you die
so live while you can

Mother in summer
Said I could do anything
And then I grew up

Life in the tundra
Presents varied conundra
You'll freeze your arse off

Looking for insight?
Pastafarianism
Might be the ticket

In video games
the result is sometimes a
nerd in the half-pipe