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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Turning Japanese,
think I
Haiku # 34301 February 3, 2006 12:28 pm ET
by Dave
A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.
Haiku # 34300 February 3, 2006 10:26 am ET
by Lost Boy
Necrophilia!
There's always one rotten cunt,
gotta split on ya!!
Haiku # 34299 February 3, 2006 10:06 am ET
by office jockey
Ethereal glimpse
I see my life forces glow
My parallel self
Haiku # 34298 February 3, 2006 6:54 am ET
by Precognition is a curse
You may lose the lot
Life
Haiku # 34297 February 3, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Your life is a papers thickness away from total disaster
Life wasted in booze
We bemoan our existence
When at least we live
Haiku # 34296 February 3, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Am I as selfish as you?
Life freezes in streets
Down and outs die but who cares
What hard bastards, we
Haiku # 34295 February 3, 2006 6:15 am ET
by What if it were I?
You
Haiku # 34294 February 3, 2006 6:08 am ET
by No second chances in this game
work is work is work
play is play is play is play
you live some then die
Haiku # 34293 February 3, 2006 3:53 am ET
by ash
i like alcohol
and i think that it likes me
moreso when i'm drunk
Haiku # 34292 February 3, 2006 3:16 am ET
by ash
safety in numbers
sure there's some sickos out there
but i fit right in
Haiku # 34291 February 3, 2006 2:59 am ET
by ash
at the heart of it
some definitions of bad
are worse than others
Haiku # 34290 February 3, 2006 2:29 am ET
by ash
Itchy stinking clit,
yes i had toast for breakfast,
i like to eat minge.
Haiku # 34289 February 2, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by Mr Tide
Deep into the night,
I think about my mother
and play with myself.
Haiku # 34288 February 2, 2006 5:18 pm ET
by normal
danses just for me
aint no one else shell danse for
me an my banjo
Haiku # 34287 February 2, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
in my employment,
i reject all my values,
and take the money...
Haiku # 34286 February 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I like to feel teeth,
for a fleeting moment brush,
against my bell end!
Haiku # 34285 February 2, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by office jockey
Won't pick me to dance,
Fill her shoes with broken glass,
Never dance again!!
Haiku # 34284 February 2, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by office jockey
my sister dancin
shes as sweet as apple pie
her titties bouncin
Haiku # 34283 February 2, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Morecambe. It is cold.
There is nothing to do there.
But laugh at old folk...
Haiku # 34282 February 2, 2006 4:34 pm ET
by Mr Titties of England
Rose-pink silk unfolds
its gentle, dreamy softness.
A goat vagina.
Haiku # 34281 February 2, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by The Beast Master
"Poo Man" my name is.
I smell sweet, of sewerage.
Kiss me, I taste brown.
Haiku # 34280 February 2, 2006 4:28 pm ET
by Mrs Titties of England
restraining order
rules are made to be broken
so are sexy girls
Haiku # 34279 February 2, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by office jockey
There's nothing quite like,
the satisfaction one gains,
from kicking a child.
Haiku # 34278 February 2, 2006 4:25 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
The buttocks of love,
squatting in defecation,
blast my dead heart out.
Haiku # 34277 February 2, 2006 4:24 pm ET
by Mr Happy of enjoy
Eating sausages.
They are good in my tummy.
I am the sausage man.
Haiku # 34276 February 2, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
mum can swear like dad.
dad can swear like grandad can.
grandad just swears: "FUCK!"
Haiku # 34275 February 2, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Malice grits its pain,
gapes, convulses and spews out
a putrefied demon.
Haiku # 34274 February 2, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by Mr Happy
redundancy pay
"take up a hobby", they said
bought me a rifle!
Haiku # 34273 February 2, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by office jockey
This sharpened moment
prises open a dark thought,
my soul a fulcrum.
>
Beaten to a pulp,
my haiku lies in the ditch
with its throat torn out.
>
As my mind decays,
Bad Haiku picks the skull clean
to pure polished bone.
Haiku # 34272 February 2, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Mr Happy
tired eyes, itchy beard.
maybe i should shave it off.
to stop all the crumbs.
Haiku # 34271 February 2, 2006 3:57 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Recycle mouth-wash.
One bottle will last for years
if you are careful.
Haiku # 34270 February 2, 2006 2:29 pm ET
by smelly joe
coffee machine slut.
sexy, dirty, caffeine buzz,
gets me through the day.
Haiku # 34269 February 2, 2006 11:36 am ET
by office jockey
managing my time
I "manage" to live by not
accounting for life
Haiku # 34268 February 2, 2006 10:27 am ET
by office jockey
The taste of warm milk
reminds me of my mother.
I need a cuddle.
Haiku # 34267 February 2, 2006 10:04 am ET
by normal
I like getting sick,
because I do so enjoy
getting well again.
Haiku # 34266 February 1, 2006 6:56 pm ET
by Mr Happy
Pumping way too hard,
she vomits all down my back.
Channelled by butt crack.
Haiku # 34265 February 1, 2006 6:26 pm ET
by Lost Boy
Facing life
Haiku # 34264 February 1, 2006 6:17 pm ET
by Mr Happy
The bathroom mirror
shows me the place where I will die.
Can
Haiku # 34263 February 1, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Mr Happy
A little white face
whimpering in the darkness.
I love my mother.
Haiku # 34262 February 1, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by normal
Looking back fondly
Through all the precious archives
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 34261 February 1, 2006 3:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is where it
Haiku # 34260 February 1, 2006 11:16 am ET
by The Beast Master
Maws feedin the hens
My sister smiles over at me
an I go all shy
Haiku # 34259 February 1, 2006 11:05 am ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
I just learned something.
you put your thumb in your ass
and it feels real nice
Haiku # 34258 February 1, 2006 11:02 am ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
As i said... 34177
a walk through the dump.
Will I ever learn_? to spell
Haiku # 34257 February 1, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
As i said... 34177
a walk theough the dump.
Will I wvwe learn_?
Haiku # 34256 February 1, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like a razor through
the throat of a dead baby,
My dick splits her meat.
Haiku # 34255 February 1, 2006 10:35 am ET
by Lost Boy
oh my dear supine
love me tender, love me true
till the end of time
Haiku # 34254 February 1, 2006 7:43 am ET
by elvis in dah house
Amazing, the smells
Pushing a pea with my nose
Keeps me close to ground
Haiku # 34253 February 1, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Someone
So convoluted
Logorrhoea what is it?
Verbal diarrhea
Haiku # 34252 February 1, 2006 6:59 am ET
by Unenviable curiosity