It's dark and squishy
With my fingers up my cunt
Won't you touch me there?

My balls are so round.
If they were out of their sack,
they would roll away.

Lying in the bath,
I check my balls

It

Heidi should be mine
She is my perfect equel
Damn you Proncess John

Sleep deprivation
Malnutrition, psychosis
Cocaine binge, hooray!

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Inflammatory?
Sever the heads of chillies!
Taste-buds offended.

A yam ear two right,
may queue thing cough hike ouse.
Butt snot watt ewe sea.

Words scrum together
and kick a thought around.
It

Quiet as a mouse,
I creep into Mother

The barn door opens.

Today I will eat:
Chips, peas, pies, gravy, kebabs.
Vorsprung durch technik

I wee in milk, too.
I wee anywhere I please.
Don't drink in my house.

Wee I drink in Tea.
It's Wee that I pee in Tea.
Drink my lovely Wee.

Neil, off the telly.
He is a metal faced thug.
Hamster style..... ATTACK!!!

I have a poo-head
Feel my sticky, lumpy mess.
My poo-head is great!

Poo comes out of bum
Mine is brown with sweetcorn in
What does yours look like?

i often wonder
is it fun to push grannies
off blackpool tower?

Every Friday
I wear womens underwear.
I am a tranny.

Bestiality!
The fun way of becoming
a monkeys uncle...

Turning Japanese,
think I

A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.

Necrophilia!
There's always one rotten cunt,
gotta split on ya!!

Ethereal glimpse
I see my life forces glow
My parallel self

You may lose the lot
Life

Life wasted in booze
We bemoan our existence
When at least we live

Life freezes in streets
Down and outs die but who cares
What hard bastards, we

You

work is work is work
play is play is play is play
you live some then die

i like alcohol
and i think that it likes me
moreso when i'm drunk

safety in numbers
sure there's some sickos out there
but i fit right in

at the heart of it
some definitions of bad
are worse than others

Itchy stinking clit,
yes i had toast for breakfast,
i like to eat minge.

Deep into the night,
I think about my mother
and play with myself.

danses just for me
aint no one else shell danse for
me an my banjo

in my employment,
i reject all my values,
and take the money...

I like to feel teeth,
for a fleeting moment brush,
against my bell end!

Won't pick me to dance,
Fill her shoes with broken glass,
Never dance again!!

my sister dancin
shes as sweet as apple pie
her titties bouncin

Morecambe. It is cold.
There is nothing to do there.
But laugh at old folk...

Rose-pink silk unfolds
its gentle, dreamy softness.
A goat vagina.

"Poo Man" my name is.
I smell sweet, of sewerage.
Kiss me, I taste brown.

restraining order
rules are made to be broken
so are sexy girls

There's nothing quite like,
the satisfaction one gains,
from kicking a child.

The buttocks of love,
squatting in defecation,
blast my dead heart out.

Eating sausages.
They are good in my tummy.
I am the sausage man.

mum can swear like dad.
dad can swear like grandad can.
grandad just swears: "FUCK!"

Malice grits its pain,
gapes, convulses and spews out
a putrefied demon.

redundancy pay
"take up a hobby", they said
bought me a rifle!