unpredictable
when republicans taste blood
be careful dan quayle

that has got to hurt
the chance of one less lawyer
and he just wings him

'Duck' confusion!!!
Dick Cheney, trigger happy?
shot some guys cranium.

There is no desert
among the pines of our land.
Be true to yourself.

racing wheels; blue light.
reckless nurburgring moment.
bob's folly.

An errant ember
lies burning outside the hearth.
Foreign faith kills us.

Steaming on a dish
and fresh from nature

I can see the light.
I want to be born again.
Open wide, Mother.

Sheer bliss: baby oil
massaged into my buttocks
by Thai lady-boys.

I find a dead mole
and slowly tear it apart.
I disgust myself.

Ring on my finger
Glitters on someone

so what about that
wasn't that just fantastic
oh, you aren't watching

Rest upon your gifts
Nothing worth doing is hard
Eschew exercise

Warm blood seeps under
door, till it dries crimson on
its lifeless owner.

Heil is five foot three
Weighs one fifty three. Won gold!
All downhill from here

Jug of putrid wine
And free web pornography
Budgeted weekend

Jennifer Heil wins
with a freestyle work of art.
Canada takes gold.

Toronto Haikus
Always 'cold', 'grey', 'heat', 'beer'
(Not in that order)

Null

Null

My haiku exam
It's tomorrow - like always
Prime numbers. No rhymes.

Ray Conniff's last gig
Liza Millelli's wedding
Did Somewhere My Love

Ray conniff singers
Ok, but Andy Williams
Sang it too, I

I just have to say
I have a bad bad case of
Olympic Fever

ray conniff singers
take me up up and away
not andy williams

Bloody barbed wire
Drags my gloria in the dirt
Hangover

All night and morning
I

Your market theories
Engender much vomitus
Vive Monsieur Trotsky

Truth in the mirror.
Some things can only make sense
upon reflection.

Drinking a JD.
Behind the bar, I see Jim
Beaming all over.

Jack Daniels is fun
Then he invites his friends.
Dam Jose Cuervo.

Dancing with the stars;
competitive
programming.

Though most literate
Before the TV I sit
Enchanted by shit

Paper mess on desk
A little dream of future
Not to be believed

Given wrong advice
Lawyer said you

Package in the mail
Five pounds of pistachios
Life is good sometimes

You must have tasted.
Many very strange places
It

Reel back in horror
Taste buds, very descriptive
Could see it for real

My back to the wind
A journey ends without fear
Smooth snow hides my tracks

The all powerful
She who controls off button
We all bow to you

Null is the answer
The gentle moderation
Has kept them away

(wood meet hand)

I pull back the skin.
There are many small, red spots.
My cock has taste buds.

not so bad haiku
what has happened here lately
no trolls ~ just talent

My beans are all gone.
I haven

iraqui desert -
lovely american girl.
war for peas i guess.

elegant squirrel
my cat thinks now she's one too
need a ladder now

Peas can be sweet and
grapes can be sour. Check the pulse
and give peas a chance.

The dog, unlike man,
has no opposable thumb,
humps your leg instead.

Receiving my Grammy
Tripped on steps, pulled a hammy
Cried in pain, "Mammy!"

~ cardiac arrest ~
last electric bill arrives
Diagnosis? Poor