Grown fat on corpses,
grown drunk on their pus and stench.
I wallow in slime.

you are at the top
now jump from the pinnacle
expel your contempt

At the pinnacle
Of a contempt for mankind
Because of this site

there is no corn there
said billy peering into
the hole, why "cornhole"?

The cock taste bud curse:
Urinal splash-back horror.
Condoms?.. Don

Check this when drinking,
You may find good amusement:
badhaiku.com

He never married.
He was a fisher of men.
Jesus was so gay.

Harpo Productions?
Dr. Phil is Oprah's bitch.
Pimp slap that ass, girl!

Find me; Here I am
Drain my heart of all it's pain
Sing me a new song.

drunken llama dance
lampshade on my curly head
tequilla, no mas

Corporeal course
Of coroner Corchoran:
Corpulent corpses

Additional eye
On the end on my finger
The places, I

Come on Smelly Joe
Tell us where your cocks tasted
Taste buds on his cock

Used to drink Vodka
Russian by choice, half bottle
Never drink it now

My female friends Ask
What is wrong with their boyfriend?
Agony aunt. Me?

Winter slickly sets
Burning natures last years gifts
Smoke dyes the winds grey

Attempting to turn right
Steeringwheel out of control
hello pile of snow

Cheney loads ammo
Shoots lawyer friend with gusto
Should have used longbow

perseveration
plus clang association
seek medication

Sitting on seawall
Observe the swimming narwhal
Perform a pratfall

Follow the nomad
Toward the giant launchpad
Headed for Baghdad

Needle in haystack
Apologetic Cossack
Betting at racetrack

Something seems askew
With the background of bamboo
I write bad haiku

The park is empty.
Where have all the squirrels gone?
Carnivorous trees!

Cerebral pasta:
medulla oblongata
topped with parmesan.

Unrestrained it flies,
fleeing the cement prison
the bag in the wind

For parallel nouns
Must pluralize cerebrum
In the preceding

Dipsomania
Dulls contents of crania
Pickled cerebrum

soccer is passion, work is not, but volunteering for HWSA is fun!

A vodka with lime,
The artistry of a mime,
This haiku doth rhyme

It

Whither creativity?
The text is bland and ugly
My font is Arial

What manner of pain
I cannot feel my eyeball
You must spit it out

Hammer, O Hammer.
Why must you be so poopy?
Very Bad Hammer!

Spastic bowel spurt
Chunks of meals past fly outward
Still steaming, now soup

Long did I wander
Bereft of horrible verse
Bad Haiku is back

her style was discrete
her tight body was petite
she really liked meat

a dark tale of woe
from so many years ago
i still miss her so

On Charles Street, Back Bay
Stylist proffered Sambuca
A quaff and coiffure

Too many passwords
When soused can't recall them all
"Memento" tatoos?

rockin' awesome bod
but jesus, god damn! girl,
your face is wretched

Haiku poetry
That is made by Zachary
How good it does sound
***
Saint Valentine

Your lawyer's no good???
You shot a man in cold blood!!!
Cheney - Where Brainy???

A monk getting drunk,
obsessed by nuns in bad puns,
can

Pulsating squirmings
clenching goose-bumps on my cheeks.
The anal orgasm.

From her afterglow,
audible satisfaction:
a front bottom burp.

Girl asked me out
It was kinda odd to me.
Screwed her sister

Just flunked a test
Even though i tried my best.
Fucked the teacher

Angel of the light.
Be thou blessed to be caressed
in a dream this night.

cartoons
facing the truth
can be grotesque

Sod this for a game.
Is purple member the glory.
We all aspire to?